>see a cute girl at my anime club playing Pokemon Sun
>tell her I want to "Reshiram her Leavanny"
>she giggles and becomes my gf
Why are pokemon pickup lines so good?
>anime club
>cute girls
Nah, sage and hide
i dont get it
How fat is she?
>lying about girlfriends on a pokemon image board
>going to anime club
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh fuck, thanks for the laugh OP
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