What do you even want to SEE out of a dolphin pokémon? What could they possibly do to make it not just my mom's dolphin?
>>32103459
I just want a dolphin pokemon for the sweet dolphin porn.
Dolphin puss is magical.
>>32103459
Kyogre
>>32103459
anything
GF has this way of making things totally out of the blue, so I wouldn't be surprised if we end up with a sand dolphin or sky dolphin or dark type amazon river dolphin or a hyper intelligent dolphin that swims in the psychic waves of people's thoughts
>>32103459
I'd like an unexpected typing and ability.
Like maybe water/normal, water/psychic, psychic/normal, fairy/dragon. something like that, and I'd want it to be similar in art style to Lapras
A Dark-type dolphin that forms gangs to beat up sea Pokemon for no reason at all would be cool
>>32103489
This
>>32103459
Airplane dolphin
>>32103569
This. Maybe make it so that it still has that cutesy "media dolphin" charm to it that contrasts its personality.
>>32103489
>Thread
>>32103459
>is rare see a dolphin with 4 flipers
I wants this for its pokemon version
>>32103674
I love this design
But i wait a split evolution dolphin, maybe water/psychic and water/fairy
Water/fire hydrothermal vent dolphin. Blowhole acts as a geyser
>>32106625
this a great idea
>>32103489
>>32108341
Well now I have an erection
>>32108341
oh...
>>32108341
Hot
>>32103489
Whatever, Jotaro
>>32108341
could you?
>>32108341
But japs hate dolphins. Their love is forbidden.
>>32103459
Call my taste shit, but I really wanted this to be real.
>>32108341
Recreational sex with dolphins when?
>>32108341
>>32108373
>>32109928
>>32109942
>>32110047
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>>32110460
it's fake u dumb nerds
>>32110580
But the infamous sex drive of dolphins sure isn't. Apparently they enjoy raping other dolphins, kill for shits and giggles, and deliberately get high on pufferfish poison.
>>32110627
true. I thoroughly enjoyed that dolphin porn dump. I still have it saved as Wikileaks.zip
>>32110580
Don't crush my dreams, anon.
>>32103459
Anything other than
>pure water "literally my mom's dolphin"
>water/psychic space dolphin like every fakemon dolphin ever
>>32103674
>>32107527
Something unexpected like either of these would be cool as hell.
>>32103459
>make it big and buff
>flippers become muscular arms
>tiny legs (think mega swampert)
>lures small pokemon and young children into the water to "play"
>like some male salazzle
>>32103491
get fucked
>>32111206
i'd fuck
>>32103491
>he thinks Kyogre is a dolphin
Land/Sand Dolphin with Disguise.Make it Rock/Fairy.
>>32110580
I know, but it's still funny
>>32111547
If there were no housecat Pokemon and you said you wanted a Pokemon based on a cat (meaning a housecat) and someone else pointed out that Raikou and Pyroar exist, you wouldn't say "those aren't cats", would you? No, you'd say "I meant a housecat". Kyogre is a still dolphin Pokemon regardless of whether "I want a dolphin Pokemon" means "I want a bottlenose dolphin Pokemon and not an orca".
>inb4 some retard actually claims raikou isn't a cat because le ebin "legendary dogs" maymay
>>32111831
finally someone get it