What's the most autistic Pokemon related thing you've

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>>32084433
Feel genuine anger and contempt against other human beings for liking Pokémon that I don't want to exist.

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>>32084433
I carry a sticky note with all the natures +s and -s to stats in teeny tiny print wrapped around a Starbucks gift card in my pocket or purse every day to work, so if I'm breeding on my lunch hour or bus ride to/from, I have a handy reference point of which natures do what.

Sort of irrelevant now, since I have a box filled with every nature of Syncronize Abra/Kadabra, with their names changed to things like AupSPAdn so I can tell their stat benefits apart at a glance. I keep the less useful ones as Abras and the more common Modest/Jolly/Adamants as Kadabras so I know they're more desirable

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>haven't jerked off in like 3 days
>run a discord server for my YT channel
>someone posts gardevoir in the NSFW text channel
>it was actually really hawt
>you can guess what I did next
>pin it "ironically"
>hate myself after

Should I kill myself now or now, /vp/?

>>32086295
>not just having them all memorized
At least the useful ones. Like, you seriously can't tell me what Calm and Brave do right now?

>>32086416
Post the picture first

>>32086451
(please, I don't want to be judged any further)

Flood casual players boxes with competitve mons on the off chance they use them to destroy their fellow casuals so I could laugh about it.

It happened once.

>>32086440
are they stall natures? I don't know those two.

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>>32086465
>caring about other degenerate's anonymous opinions about you on a degenerate subsection of a hive of degeneracy on which you are anonymous

>>32086497
ayyyy, they're technically breeding matches right?

>>32086487
brave - +Attack -Speed
calm - +Special Defence -Attack
You tell me.

It's just helpful to know, my dude. They sort of make sense anyway, so it's not too hard.

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>>32084433
Lunala.

Mahina-peaa!!!

>>32086500
Is it allowed to post a link but not the file?

>>32084433

i once 'stood up' to the school bully by unleashing my Pokemon soul and pretending I was a Machacmp before attacking him making Machacmp noises and beating the shit out of him

I'd tell the whole story but it makes me cringe and want to die, I also had to move school and get a psych check

>>32086528
I just realised how much of a newfag I sound like., jesus.

>>32084433
>bored
>hate marowak
>get idea
>Get my Mandibuzz
>Battle a bunch of cubones
>Wait until one calls in another cubone
>Kill the original
>Wait until that one calls in a Khangkashan
>Catch that Cubone, because I know it has friends and an adoptive mom I'm taking it from
>Add it to my party
>Play doubles battles
>Have my Mandibuzz always attack it
>Have Mandibuzz learn thief and bone rush
>Use thief on Cubone to steal its thick club
>Use bone rush so Mandibuzz throws its own mom's bones at the Cubone
>Also use Torment and Punishment to maximum torture the Cubone

>>32086295
You do know that the game LITERALLY HIGHLIGHTS +s in red and -s in blue for every nature, right?

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>>32086555
oh no it's this anon again

>>32084437
this one

>>32086555
but why do you hate marowak

>>32086534
Did you give him a no guard dynamic punch?

I used to pretend I was a scyther in elementary school...sigh

>decide to hack my 3DS
>hate the grind of pokemon shuffle, just wanna level up pokemon and get the events I missed
>decide halfway through its either too hard or not worth it
>go to delete the hack files
>delete the wrong 3DS folder without realizing
>put SD card back in DS, everything gone
>panic
and thats the story of how I never played pokemon shuffle again.

>>32086583
Marowak is ugly stupid and weak. What use is a pokemon that can't even defend itself and its children? It just dies. Mandibuzz is the ideal pokemon because it takes and kills and lives to raise its child. Survival of the fittest. Matowak and cubones should be extinct.

>>32086557
doubles up on already visible info? sounds autismo to me

>>32086642
>What's the most autistic Pokemon related thing you've ever done?
You could have lead with this

>>32084433
I have a living Dex.

>>32086511
Fuck, they even colour the affected stats in-game like >>32086557 said and they've been doing that since HGSS.

>>32086528
Post a link.

>>32086891
Fucking fine, degenerate pieces of shit. This isn't the exact one, I think (there was several) and I'm not going to try to remember either, and I'm not posting the rest either.

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>>32084433
I used to write Pokemon fanfiction where I inserted myself as a Lucario and my best friend as a Raichu.
Worst fucking memories I have. Thankfully it was something that remained only between the two of us.

>>32086555
t. Tapu Koko
Can someone send this to the drawfag with Tapu Koko posting it on the bottom? I already sent a request and would feel guilty making another one.

>>32086555

That's twisted, even for /vp/ standards.

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>>32087091
Not really you sensitive cunt

Not sure if autism but i beat silver as a kid with just feraligatr, he was lvl 100 by the end of the game. I used route 1 shitmons as hm slaves

>>32087210

Everyone playing gen 1-2 did that as a kid.

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>>32086934
It's not even that good.

>>32086640
>interrupting a hacking process and expecting it to go well

>>32086934
That's pretty tame anon

I released my brothers level 100 nidoking in red because I thought release meant it would be released from the CPU into my party...

Drawing porn of Typhlosion

>And Ethan

>a l l i n t h e s a m e p i c t u r e

>>32084433
I use to rp on tumblr[\spoiler]

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I would name every buizel "Child a-" because it'd be child abuizel.
I wasn't even abused as a child
After remembering that, I cringed so hard that I couldn't make eye contact with myself in the mirror for almost a week

Use any team that isn't stall

Crystal was my first game. When I fought the rival, I had no idea you were supposed to give him a name, and assumed the game would reveal it later in the story.

I named him ???.

>>32090228
You think everyone who names their pokemon hitler is ACTUALLY the real hitler?
people don't assume the names are linked to you, why are you so autistic and self conscious

I give all of my pokemon nicknames (even the ones i don't use on my team) and play with my team members in Amie in the games that have that feature.
I've been considering learning how to inject so that i can have pokemon i used in roms and hom hacks but i'm afraid of fucking up and ruining my 3ds so instead i just inject them into a heart gold rom i have on my computer to use in the battle frontier. (i use heart gold because grinding to 100 is a lot easier with red as a late game grinding option available as many times a day as you want as long as you repeat the elite four between battles with him)

>>32090442
I don't see why the big thing to this is what's linked to me or not, faggot. You're inching closer towards my old level of autism, you whiney bitch lol

I did a no exp share unova Pokémon only run of sun. I'm now breeding an aggressive hail team for an alpha saphire run and I won't finish the run until I have beaten every contest with my team

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>>32086416
What's your YT channel?

>>32086941
Holy shit, I can just imagine the dread you feel.

Please post them.

>>32088462
Post

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I had an active pokemon mystery dungeon rp going on with a friend of mine, but he just stopped logging into skype. I'm legitimately worried that he died or something.I didn't know him offline so i don't have his name or anything to look up to see if he is dead or just unable to access the internet.
I know role playing is seen as cringey and autistic behavior on this website, but i legitimately enjoy it.

>>32086848
I have one in alpha sapphire for all Pokémon, another for alola dex in moon, and am currently working towards a shiny kanto living dex.

>>32084437
this or Balltism.

>>32086487
Honestly you should easily have Adamant, Jolly, Modest, Timid, Calm, Bold, Careful, Impish memorized by default as like 95% of builds use those.

>>32086534
Hey don't worry we've all done cringeworthy shit as kids

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>>32086555
this pasta again

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>>32084433
I write fapfics. And to make it worse, I can't write characters I like.