>genwunners >johtoddlers >hoennbabbies >sinnofetus

Alolassmunchers

AlolaTwinkleInYourDadsEye

>>32076391
What the fuck does XYgotes mean.

>>32076391
somes

>alolarvae
Because Alolafags aren't even human.

Alowlifes

>>32076391
What about Kantoldfags

Alolanons

>>32076411
a la zygotes

>>32076411

X sometimes makes the Z sound, you fucking idiot.

>>32076411
Like zygotes


Also
Alolasspies

>>32076411
Zygotes

>>32076391
>>32076391
I thought it was Alolameobas

>>32076414
This is the best

Alolabortions doesn't work, we already used that

>>32076391
alolaids

Alolajaculations

File: BWAHAHAHA.gif (510KB, 480x228px)

510KB, 480x228px

>>32076449

>>32076416
I like this one

>>32076391
alela

File: That fucking pic.jpg (1MB, 2560x1440px)

1MB, 2560x1440px

>>32076391
Don't forget Alolasomes' very own pic.

>>32076415
I like this, not because of the reasoning but because of how it sounds

Also why isn't it ''hoennfants''?

File: 250px-Alomomola_anime.png (53KB, 250x141px)

53KB, 250x141px

alomomola

>>32076416
nice

reuse abortions desu

>>32077540
I laughed

>>32076391
Kalosperm?

I do hate kalos but that pun sucks

>>32076391
Alolalleles

>>32078515
Better than Sinnohfetus, at least Kalosperm rolls off the tongue

Objectively correct insult ranking: Unovabortion >Johtoddler >Alolamoeba > Kalosperm >Genwunner > Hoenbabby >Sinnohfetus

>Alolasshole

>>32078532

This

Alolardass

Alolameass

>>32078574
Hoennbaby and Sinnohfetus both sound awful. They need a name change but we're too far in now

File: 1472011574547.gif (3MB, 330x330px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 330x330px

Top tier cringe thread, guys.

>Alolabortions

no insult will encompass how shitty alola/its fans are. i think this meme has to die

>>32080495
>Unovabortions

I wish degeneracy was not a thing

Alolautists.

File: hoyp.png (89KB, 211x204px)

89KB, 211x204px

>>32076391
>Genwunners
>Johtoddlers
>Hoennfants
>Sinnosprouts
>Unovabortions
>Kalosperm
>Alolarvae
Objectively the best way to do this

>>32076416
I like it

genwunners
johtoddlers
hoennbabies
sinnohfetus
unovabortion
kalosperm
alolasome

easy

I agree with >>32077456 it should really be hoennfants

File: image.gif (1MB, 280x210px)

1MB, 280x210px

What happened to Hoennigger?
Wait, don't tell me.
I think I already know.

>>32076391
Alovas, as in ova. Alternatively, Alovaries could work.

Aloladudepokemongolmao
rolls right off the tounge

>>32080483

>sinnohfetus spotted

>>32076391
i thought we agreed on Alolasomes

I thought it was Kantokid instead genwunners.

>>32076391
alovaries

>>32076391
Just leave it as Kalosperm. XYgotes are too silly for me to take it as an insult.

>>32081728
Nice try, I hate Gen 4. But I'm not autistic enough to make snobby names for people of different taste.

>>32081571
It didn't fit with the theme. Only reason why genwunners are a thing because it's a universal term used by the entire fanbase, and for good reason.

>YFW Kantokids are already teens
>YFW Johtoddlers are already kids
>YFW Hoennbabies are already toddlers
>YFW Sinnohfetuses are already babies
>YFW Unovabortions are already being used in stem cells researches
>YFW Kalosperm are already fetuses
We need to update those names.

We've been over this, it's alolalelles or alolasomes.

>>32076422
We have genwunners already.

>>32076416
I like this. It breaks from the theme though.

>>32082032
>YFW Unovabortions are already being used in stem cells researches

I audibly laughed.

>>32082032
>Kanteens
>Johtobabbies
>Hoenntoddlers
>Sinnohbabbies
>Unovabiologic trash
>Kalosfetuses

>>32076391
Genwunner (Alola Form)

In before that one guy who gets irrationally triggered by XYgote

I think we settled on Alolasomes a while ago

>>32082032
The joke is people who play Pokemon haven't matured at all, which is why the names haven't been updated. Also Hoennbabies and Unovabortions were the only funny ones. Every other name was just forced (except genwunners, although that name existed before all the others anyway).

>>32082150
Alolaives then you picky bitch

Alolalleles

>>32076416
That's perfect.

Nothing beyond hoennbabbies exist, the recent gen is too recent.Gen 4 kids are too young to even write let alone know about 4chan and shitpost here how gen 4 is objectively good.They will get their name with time.

>>32076391
Alolards

File: 1489296286031.jpg (25KB, 398x500px)

25KB, 398x500px

>>32076416

>>32080622
I'd throw my support behind this one

>>32076416
I think I'll go with this.

Correct list:
Genwunners
Genwunners
FireGenwunners
Sinnohsperm
Genwunners
Mega Genwunners
Alolan Genwunners

>>32076391
if we go with the baby theme: Alolacells (get it, we look for zygarde cells in sm)

>>32082150
>I like this. It breaks from the theme though.

We were kind of backed into a corner with XYgotes/Kalosperm. You can't really get more fundamental than that unless you go back in the evolutionary cycle like alolamonkey/alola singlecelled organism/alola protoplasmic goo

>>32076391
SuMo Wrestlers

>>32076391
The only way to do it is to move everything up one

Johtobrats
Hoenntoddlers
Sinnohbabies etc.

>>32076391
>Alolabominations
Or just Waifufags, because that's what Alola is all about

>>32076391
>genwunners
>johtoddlers
>hoennbabies
>sinnohfetus
>unovabortions
>kalosperms
>alolasomes

Abola

>>32082274
I'm pretty sure genwunner and hoennbaby came about simultaneously, during the nostalgia/anti-nostalgia shitposting in late gen 3. The others were derivative.

>>32086113
this.

Alolarvas?

Alola
Aloans me
Aload of
Aliterate cash
Allowing
Alot of spending
Aleading to
Alow self-esteem

>I'm not sorry

>>32082274
Unovabortion is the only funny one. Johtotodders run off the tongue pretty well. Sinnohfetus does take some time getting use to But but it's ok. But Hoennbabies just doesn't work well at all