>You feel a slap on your ass >You turn around and see this

>>32058679
Be her boyfriend.

>>32058679
Send out my Machamp and order it to knock her out cold with a dynamic punch, then leave while she's unconscious and bleeding on the road.

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>>32058679
Simple

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>>32058679
I stutter and mumble because I'm a retarded sperg

>>32058679
Resign myself to being her boyfriend.

>>32058679
Knock her down using brute force and extreme violence. Then lick her armpits while she is unconscious.

>>32058679
Take responsibility

Lock up and stare at the floor, failing at being able to mentally handle the situation.

>>32058679
holy shit
this character is one of those examples of "looks way better in fanart"

>>32058698
>>32058750
Good answer. You'll love it, she loves you!
>>32058710
>>32058720
Her brothers and sisters aren't going to like that.
>>32058742
She'd be flattered that you think she's so beautiful that you can't even form words! You'll be a lovely couple!
>>32058765
You wouldn't need to knock her out to lick her armpits.

Take her out for pizza.

Who are you?

>>32058679
Snip off her testicles

Reply with "got it.", and then hug her.

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>>32058848
She looks fine in the actual art.

Pick her up in my arms and say that I'd be delighted to introduce her to my parents.

>>32058983
That's an idea.

What if you were in a committed relationship with a skull Grunt, would your parents approve?

>>32059036
Not in the beginning but I'd try to make her adapt into a more casual lifestyle, in turn, I'd learn about hers and try to tone it down somewhat until she'd stop.

Accept without hesitation and hold her hand while telling her how beautiful she is.

God I need to get laid

>>32059055
I'm fine with my skull grunt wife being rough and tough but a loving person on the inside

>>32059090
I would be too but you oughta think what your parents would say, if she wasn't really okay with trying go change, I'd still accept her.

>>32058679
"If I take of the mask will you die?"

I want to see Skull Grunt wearing a frilly summer frock!

I'd rather male team skull grunt do it.

>>32058679
Only if you can beat me in a rap battle

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>>32059317
>rap battle
all disputes are settled with a pokemon battle
that and I would make a fool of myself trying to make more than 3 words rhyme at a time

>>32058679
but i'm a girl

>>32059317
>>32059448
I'd just throw Rapper's Delight at her and she'd be in awe of my fire spitting skills that she would propose to me right there on the spot

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>>32059649
>throwing a classic rap at a person who challenges you to a rap battle
what will you do when she calls you out anon? you didn't think it out did you?
she might be impressed with your knowledge on oldies though

>>32059746
propose to her because I cannot let such a knowledgeable girl get away

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I like the though of another girl slapping my ass. Please continue.

>>32058679
Cut her off mid sentence and continue talking to my friend.

>>32059484
dont matter, team skull dont discriminate

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>>32058679
Introduce her to my husband who's sitting next to me explaining that I'm gay.

>>32058679
I'm get sum pussy tonite

Tell her to take me out on a date so I can get to know her first.

How would she react?

Ask for 2000 Macca

>>32058679
Tell her pink hair is objectively the most disgusting hair colour a woman could have and go back to stalking Hex Maniacs.

>>32060164
>Y-You wanna go on a date? Like a date-date?
>That's not how this works, yo!
>You're not supposed to give the orders!
>I'm in charge here! I'll ask you on a date, not the other way around!
>Wait....
>K-Keep that embarrassing stuff to yourself, yo...
>Besides....team skull don't pay enough to take you on a date and wear something nice....
I tried

Why? Also, who are you?

Well i'm a girl so i don't know how that's going to work?

>>32058679
Turn your head 180 degress and look at her as you snap your fingers like a sassy black woman who don't need no man.
AHHHHHH HELLLLL NAW, I KNOW YOU JUST DID NOT PUT YO HANDS ON MY DELICIOUS MAN BOOTY.
Take off your shirt and begin Belly Drumming as you do the Crab Dance whilst having the grumpiest look on your face.

Challenge her to a pokemon battle, leading with hydreigon

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>>32059810
>tfw lesbian
>tfw used to slap my friend's asses and do dumb shit like grope them all the time and got away with it
>tfw the second they find out i'm gay they start getting grossed out about it
>tfw if i slapped your ass you'd probably still get with champ chad
>tfw no gay pokegf

>>32060353
I can pay for us both if you want. I'd really love to go on a date with a beautiful girl like you!
>*soulless ten thousand mile stare*

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>>32058679
>slap on my ass
>my ass
Good God, she's desperate.

>>32058679
What if I'm a girl?

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>>32060656

All the better!

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>>32060574
I feel you bro

>>32058698
FPBP

>>32058679
She probably has a huge vision issue there lol
Or really desperate, as other mentioned.

>>32058679
"Sorry, I don't date old hags."

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>>32058679
wake up?

>>32061026
>15-21 year old girl
>old hag

>>32063165
You heard me.