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Blastoise:
>fat
>Digimon cannons
>cat ears on a reptile
>by far the least usable Kanto starter
>most memorable thing about it is that kid who went nuts when he got a Blastoise card at Christmas
Centaur:
>full of warts
>looks like he's on drugs
>Sugi's least favorite Pokemon
>mega is stall cancer
>no moves besides Razor Leaf and Hyper Beam in Gen 1
Charizard:
>simple yet neat European dragon, because dragons don't need to change much to look like Pokemon
>has TWO megas, and both are OU
>is on Smash
>is on Pokken
>has a bridge named after it in Unova
>only starter that can learn Fly, owlfags and chickenbabies got clucked
>liked by the furry fanbase more than Blastoise and Venusaur by a huge margin
>can one shot Borck's Onix with Flamethrower
>non-mega form is not Dragon-type so it wouldn't be so obvious
Where were you when Charizard was the best starter?
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>>32047748
Centaur has always been competitively more viable
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Still masturbating to charizard
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>Centaur
Why are so many retards unable to spell Venusaur?
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>>32047748
>Centaur
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Reminder that Charizard was irredeemably garbage before getting 2 megas
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>>32047748
>mega is stall cancer
>It's a "/vp/ doesn't know what stall is" episode
Protip:Mega Sableye is absolutely required on stall teams.
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>>32047786
Because said retards also use spellchecker and are most likely underaged.
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>>32047748
>Venusaur has no moves besides Razor Leaf and Hyper Beam in Gen 1
What is Sleep Powder, Leech Seed, Mega Drain, Body Slam, Swords Dance, Growth, Toxic, and Reflect
>Bragging that something is more well received my furries
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>>32047748
FUCK OFF PHONEPOSTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>32047748
You fuckin leave blastoise alone you little cunt, he has DAT BALK and rapid spin.
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Isn't venusaur and said Mega the most competitively viable of the three?
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>Stealth Rock
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>>32047748
>>liked by the furry fanbase more than Blastoise and Venusaur by a huge margin
Well, they are luckier than Charizard then.
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>>32047748
>Centaur
At least it can shoot arrows
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>>32047777
QUADS OF THE TRUTH
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>centaur
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>Literally my moms pet dragon
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but it isn't
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Fucking Centaur, just full of fucking warts. He's just stuffed with them.
Poor bastard.
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>>32047748
>Being a normie
>Not knowing venasaur and blastoise conquer kanto while charizard struggles
>Charizard being a shitmon for 15 years be for megas
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>>32050731
Mega Venusaur is not more viable than the Mega Charizards.
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>>32051917
This. Charizard was easily the worst of the three without Megas.
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>centaur
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>>32047748
>>32047765
>>32047786
>>32047948
>>32050731
>>32050797
>>32050934
>>32051751
>>32051917
>>32052585
>centaur
/vp/ is illiterate. Completely and terribly illiterate. I don't mean spelling something incorrectly here or there, or not knowing a quadrisyllabic word. I mean that this board, centered around a game that touts itself as helping young children read, cannot even spell the names of the majority of the monsters that are its subject. People will spell names of Pokémon and characters incorrectly on a regular basis, and be unable to comprehend even slightly more advanced sentence structures. This board is filled with people whose intelligence, when measured on a metric of the ability to read and comprehend written language, would be far below the average in any first world country, and arguably 4chan as a whole. Why is this? Is the absurd nature of the Pokémon series affecting your ability to read? Perhaps because Pokémon attracts autists (colloquial jargon so adequate in this situation,) we have people who spend more time memorizing charts than how to properly read them. However, people with autism actually typically score higher on IQ tests and reading comprehension tests, so it doesn't make much sense to label that as the reason. I'm completely astounded by the collective lack of knowledge that this board displays.
it's venasaur you dumb sacks of bricks
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>>32047748
>making a starterwar thread
>people falling for the bait
Guys please
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>>32052607
Google is your friend
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