you're at the club and this guy slaps your gf's

turn 360 degree and neck myself

go to her funeral

Gamefreak and I aren't dating at the moment.

charge my phone with it

slap his ass back

I cause an earthquake

>>32029150
Are you obese enough to make such thing?
If so, how did you get a gf in the first place?

scoop up her ashes

>>32029071
lick he ass

applaud

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>>32029071

>>32029360
>using shitmons

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>>32029426
>the true UB killer
>shitmon

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>>32029426
I bet you think A-muk is a shitmon too, don't you? uneducated dumbass.

>>32029430
>>32029438
it's a literal shitmon outside of its niche of eating 1 hit from tapus and UBs before dying

>>32029426
>>32029450
go back to your Ultraworld shithole you disgusting progeny

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>>32029071

>>32029071
chuck a beast ball at it

>>32029450
Then why is it on OU you sperg? it has one niche, and its an amazingly useful one in the current meta.

Hell, you can argue most of the OU mons have one niche alone, like serperior, dragonite and magnezone.

>>32029494
because it's a bandaid fix if you're team doesn't have checks to the tapus and some UBs, it's quite shit as a counter to anything, people only use it because it can check most OU threats once before dying to chip damage since it can't switch into anything
people are already using it less and less now that people know how to build a proper team, you can bet your ass it's gonna drop to UU along with the other niche shitmons like muk soon

you dumb nigger

>>32029426
He posted ALOLAN Marowak, not standard Marowak.

>>32029426
>UBs are posting on /vp/ RIGHT NOW

>>32029515
full of typos and bad grammar but whatever, I'm in a hurry

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>>32029515
>people only use it because it can check most OU threats
And you don't think that makes it good? again, magnezone is OU also only for checking the steel types, same thing here. It's good at what it does and that makes it great in OU, like heliolisk last gen in UU, it would be trash anywhere else, but it shines due to the tier's meta and threats.

You idiot.

>Send in Avalugg
>Mirror Coat
>Win
wow so hard

>>32029071
Focus Sash-Mirror Coat that fucker

>>32029542
you're comparing a 130 base spa trapper with a pokemon whose only saving grace is having a typing that allows it to survive 2 hits from a handful of pokemon thanks to its typing before dying to residual damage after forcing them to switch out since it's weak to rocks, spikes, has barely any bulk and 0 recovery

it's getting less and less usage already

>>32029563
I could also compare it to tangrowth, whose niche is being a solution to ground types, or to porygon-Z, who is only in BL because of a boosting move, or serperior, again, who is only in OU because of its ability.

Many OU mons are only in there because of one nifty trick that set them appart from the rest, sometimes it was just being anti-meta, and A-marowak is no diferent. Show me actual fucking stats that prove your statement instead of simply saying it's shit because it's shit.

>>32029563
And this is a Pokémon with the equivalent of 210 base attack, 3 immunities, 7 resistances, a signature move that breaks subs, the ability to cripple physical attackers (or, if they're fire-types, resist all their attacks OHKO them) and perfect neutral coverage with Fire/Ground/Ghost.

On the other hand, Magnezone dies to anything with Mud Slap, has only one immunity, and has to rely on Hidden Power for coverage.

Cherrypicking traits is ez

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>>32029107
Gamefreak refuses to change and improve itself

>>32029071
Run

>>32029184
No, but my friends mom is so fat she her own gravitational field, so I'd probably use her. I dont have a girlfriend, those things scare me

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Call my boy over

>>32029107
underated
genuinely kekd

>>32029450
>it's shit besides the reason it's good

>>32029450
t. top kek

>>32032352
>Skill Swapped Mold Breaker Xurkitree used Shock Wave ! It critted !

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>>32029107

>>32032403
>Battle Armor
>Crit

>>32032766
Mold Breaker you dumb fuck.

>>32032778
This is clearly a singles battle you fuck

>>32029071
Remove Pence.