>Waifu
>Nu-Male
>Bara
This is the new starter formula. Pokemon is over.
>>32013374
DO YOU THINK IT'S OVER?
How many replies do you think this thread will get?
>>32013374
So next gen we're getting a Grass Waifu, a Fire Nu-Male, and a Water Bara?
>>32013431
>tfw numels are always the most popular
>tfw fire numel will still be the least popular because gf always finds some way to fuck up a fire starter
I want every single person making starter threads banned
This shit is like console wars on /v/
>>32013431
swampert/blaziken/sceptile fall into this
>>32013431
God I hope we get a Grass Waifu. We really don't have enough of them.
>>32013431
Decidueye is like a downgrade from Greninja in every way
>>32013501
Gen 5 and 2 can work too. Though nu-male should be changed to something less specific.
>>32013513
Just simplify it to muscular male/ female/ skinny male
Why do people love starterwar threads so much? Does it really matter that much to you? Do they really need hundreds of replies which are just the same things repeated over and over again?
>>32013502
Kek
>It's another starterwar bait thread
>>32013541
Starters are one of the unifying experiences of Pokemon so it's something everyone can talk about.
>>32013431
Goddamn, it's sad just how little effort they put into gen 7 once you realize what's really going in this image. And people just eat it up like always.
>>32013575
best grills
>>32013501
Really? Sceptile seems pretty substantial/masculine and far from a scrawny little faggot, and Blaziken is hardly a waifu.
>>32013431
What do you hope the next starters are goingvyo be based on this pic.
>>32013603
You can make anything a waifu if you try hard enough
>>32013603
>Blaziken is hardly a waifu.
>>32013601
I'm sorry, did you mean to say gen _?
>2?
>5?
>6?
Or all of the above?
>>32013654
>>32013664
>>32013672
fuck off, he isn't comparable to shit like primarina or delphox
t. not him
>>32013693
"no"
>>32013751
that's why he said hardly, of course some mega-degenerates waifu anything
it's not an argument
>>32013431
>Greninja
>numale
>>32013776
>he says, while posting the numale bird
>>32013776
>nu-male owlfag pressed that nu-male status is being taken away from his fave
whoo the tea is hot
>>32013603
>Blaziken is hardly a waifu.
>>32013374
I still don't get the nu-male meme
It's just an owl
>>32013603
Nigga do you know just how much (female) porn of blazilen there is?
It's braixen tier.
>>32013785
>>32013788
I agree Decidueye is a numale. Rowlet isn't. Neither is Greninja.
>>32013603
My first poke(non human)fap was to Blazeken.
>>32013835
You know that's taken from a female Decidueye image right
Can someone please explain what Bara means?
Can we also try to find patterns in the humanoid fighting pokemon?
I think this is going to be the pattern for the next couple of Gens.
But I ain't mad.
The only difference before was the lack of waifu. It was either two baras or two numales.
>>32013591
90% of the starters arent even good competitively and half of them have terrible designs so who cares?
>>32014130
Bara means rose in Japanese but it also slang for gay porn (kind of like yuri also means lily flower) featuring muscular men made for homosexual men as opposed to yaoi which is gay porn made for women.
>>32013461
>GF always finds a way to fuck up fire starters
What's Charizard,
Typhlosion, is the most popular johto starter, not mention the best one to run through the games. And Typhlosion and arcanine are the only pokemons with access to burn up.
Blaziken, has the best mega, design wise, and comptive wise, he made it to ubers,
Infernape was best in the anime, they made both of the other two starters jokes.
And even tho Delphox wasn't that good, braxin was still popular in a way, she even made it to pokken,
And speaking of pokken, there are three fire starters, and one grass, and one water type.
And fire types only started to be shit when Emboar came, him and incineroar are
The only shit fire starters, but seeing how there giving so much attention to litten in the anime, there probably going to give it a important role In the anime, I really hope that doesn't happen.
Face it fire types have bin getting the best treatment out of the types,
And saying they don't is bullshit.
>>32013374
THERE IS NO SUCH A FUCKING THING AS ''WAIFU'' '' NU-MALE'' AND ''BARA'S..'' YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
I AM SO TIRED OF YOU MEMESPOUTING SHITMONGRUELS.
AVERAGE GUY, FEMININITY, BODY BUILDER.
IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD?
SLENDER, FEMININE, BUILT.
THATS IT.
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ASS KEKDICK CUM JUGGLING SLUTS!
>>32013374
I guess one shit thread a day wasn't enough for (You)