If you're a guy, which poke-girl would you be? If you're

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the fuck kind of autism is this

>>31981826
farting pikachu

>>31981826
I would be lorelei

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Rosa!

Lol no one wants to be a female

>>31981862
T, female trying to stop us from learning the occult secrets

Chicken-chan

always wanted to be a lesbian and give no fucks about it

>>31981826
Physically, closest would be Hilda, I guess.
As a Pokémon trainer, Phoebe.

>>31981879
Pure love is best love.

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>>31981826
Probably Lillie or Dawn, it would be nice to see how much attention you can get as being one of the most desired girls.

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I guess Serena. I had a relatively normal life, stop Hitler, and get to THUD the second most attractive male in Pokemon.
If personality and background don't have anything to do with and I can be whoever I wish to be, I would pick Lillie for the sole reason of fugging Sun-kun.

>>31981826
Either my FeMC in Sun or Yancy

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I'd want to be Lusamine.

I'm not even going to pretend I would keep lillie around but I would have just given her a pokeball and pokedex at ten and kicked her out rather than all that other bullshit.


>You will never be a rich and beautiful blond woman.

i would be hau because he's the best boy. if i can't attract a cute brown boy i will become the cute brown boy

before you ask yes i'm a girl and yes i'm really overweight

>>31981826
Lillie is so ugly.

>>31982217
pls be in Lodnon

gladion, because I'm an edgy loner...

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I would be Lillie and have a sylveon companion

>Cute but deadly

>>31981862
No? If you have the possibility to touch your tits (with a man insane mentality) or go to have a bath with a group of cheerleaders after have a great and sweaty workout you wouldn't enjoy it ? The same if you are a woman.

>>31982031
>>31982111
>>31982259
The entire family is here!

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>>31981826
>You will never be a cute girl

Why live

Interesting thread.
Bumping for now, gonna post my own autism later

>>31981826
Lusamine.

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>>31982282
Are you sure you're not forgetting the other male of the family?

>>31981826
I'm not a fag.

>>31983079
I've got news for you boi

>>31983077
Is that Lillie's stepfather?

>>31983187
Husband, brother-in-law, as well as stepfather.

Oh, and Bean Man is alive too. Forgot about him. Though I honestly doubt someone wants to become Bean man.

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>>31981826

i like animals, breeding and cowboys. this was easy.

>>31981862
i do

>>31981826

I want to be Jasmine.

>>31981826
Probably Hilda because i've been told a lot that i have a nice butt

>>31981826
Whatever pokegirl appeals to lesbians the most, I guess.
Who's that?

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>>31981826
I'll be a Lass. Doesn't matter which one, as long as I get to paly around with early route birds and rodents.

If I HAVE to be a named character, Caitlyn, Lyra, and Kris are my top choices, probably Lyra.

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>>31981862
>Get everything handed to you by guys
>Not expected to put up a 24/7 facade of toughness, can do whatever they feel like and still be loved and accepted

Who WOULDN'T want to be a girl? It's objectively the better way to live.

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>>31985027
Probably Phoebe. Short hair and tough tanned swimmer's body, but isn't totally masculine, since that would destroy the purpose of liking girls in the first place.

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>blonde
>stockings
>skirt

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The chance to be my childhood crush? Hell yeah.

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i fucking love beans

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Lillie, of course!

>>31983201
There we go >>31987762

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Gotta go with Hex Maniac

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>>31981826

Chicken-chan

lucas

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She's my favorite PC, so easy choice there.

Mina, so that I could see Mina naked whenever duh. Also her life must be chill as fuck and she looks like the kind of girl who'd be able to attract other girls relatively easily

>>31981826
A very specific Beauty from the Battle Maison.

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Brendan because he looks good with whoever Pokegirl you pair him with.

How could this be possible?

bum[

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I wanna be Lisia desu.

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>>31990633
Patrician taste, my african american compatriot

>>31981826
Hau

>>31985094
>Bleeding once a month
>No one takes you seriously
>You will never bludgeon someone to death with your own throbbing erection

Gonna have to disagree with you there. Granted, I'd like the ability to switch between the two, but that's just me.

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>>31989473
This.

If I'm not all thicc and busty by default, I will use all of my dark magics and otherworldly rituals to alter my body according to my sexual preferences.

Drayden because daddy af

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>>31981826
I dunno, Jasmine maybe? She has brown hair and eyes and is shy.

Bel because I'm fat

Bianca because I have good taste in mons.

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Touko/Hilda.

Oh, all those things I'd do...

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Leaf/Blue because she's a qt.13

>>32002561
Whore

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Dawn is probably the closest to me irl

Would you use the power of the pucci to get what you want if you turn into a Pokegirl

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>>32002646
Ha, of course.

I'd be using something else too.

>>32002646
why do you think I would be more willing to have sex with gross random dudes if I was female?

>>32002655
obligatory brap post

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>ctrl f
>lana
>0 results
>/vp/ hitting a new low

>>32002803

Go fuck a walrus

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>>32002745
Because THEY would be all the more willing to fuck YOU, meaning you have something of value to them to exchange for goods and services.

Plus there's the fetishism/romanticism of being a slut that everyone wants to fuck and the assumption that those horny creeps' insatiable lust would be just as arousing and pleasurable on the receiving end.

>>32002803
I'm not cute

>>32002891
I think you are, anon

>>32002941
I'm not Lana cute

>>32002884
that's really silly and naive. Most men are gross and terrible at pleasuring women. If there were anything enjoyable about fucking random dudes for benefits then prostitution would be a desirable profession rather than a horrible business that poor women and drug addicts get into.

on the other hand, I WOULD love to fuck some hot pokeboys like Brendan

>>32003039
You don't understand

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probably Korrina because I'm just as athletic and /fit/
plus, that delicious armpits. I'd probably enjoy sniffing my sweaty self post-workout

>>31981826
Who's the most autistic Pokeboy? Him.

>>32004194
Congratulations, you are now Cyrus.

>>32004242
He's not a boy

>>32004268
Congratulations, you are now young Cyrus as described by that old couple in Sunyshore.

>>32004282
Exciting!

Steven.