ITT Create a pokemon that sounds incredibly powerful on paper

>a 700 BST pure Rock pokemon with an ability that turns all of its weaknesses into 4x but also turns its 1/2 resist into 1/4

basically, an inverse filter/prism shield

Pokemon name: Algeon
Type: grass/water
Ability: type reflect(this ability gives the pokemon the typing of its opponent on switch in at the price of all its moves becoming -4 priority)
Stats:
Hp 60
Atk 40
Def 80
Satk 90
Sdef 50
Spd 100

>>31976615
FREESHI

Poison Fairy

All stats 130 across the board.

Ability SexualFustration
>This pokemon will refuse to listen to the trainer unless you rubbed it's crotch in pokerefresh within 5 minutes before the start of the battle. this pokemon cannot be used in battle tree nor in consecutive online battles

800 BST Steel/Water
Ability: You lose the battle upon switching out this pokemon

>>31976657
If you make a fast sweeper with those 700 BST it would actually be pretty good.

>incredibly powerful on paper
> Slaking, Regigigas

You mean absolutely atrocious you fucking retarded manchild? They both have abysmal BST's. Regigigas has a lower BST than nearly every fucking box legendary ( by 20) but do any of them get nerfed? Do any of the legendaries with passable BST's get fucked with abilities that make the pokemon unusable? No.
Regigigas and Slaking need an ability like Huge Power or Technician to counter their horrible BST's.

>>31976817
Slaking has no damn reason to have the BST as high as it does and needs Truant for balance. Reggie at least has the excuse of being a legend

>>31976662
kill yourself

>>31976615
Blasten

HP:70
Attack:45
Defense:100
Special attack:145
Special defense:100
Speed:115

Ability makes it can't switch

>>31976831

Slaking should get Defeatist.

>>31976817
Here's your (You).

Now then...
How the fuck does Slaking have a horrible BST. The only stat it has that is sub 70 is its special defense. All other stats are 95 (Special Attack) or above 100. It's ATTACK IS ONE HUNDRED AND MONKEY-FUCKING SIXTY. If you want to say it's bad compared to most legendaries, you'd be wrong there too.

It arguably/certainly has a better BST than the following:
-Phione
-All the Level 100 Myths
-Meloetta
-Genesect (would be off the list if it wasn't for base 99 speed)
-Most legendary trios that aren't on the box.

TLDR Stop being retarded.

>>31976817
>a lower BST than nearly every fucking box legendary ( by 20)
>abysmal
ehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehhehehe

>>31976662
Autists like you need to stop shitting up this board ASAP.

A pokemon with 255 in every stat but it cant learn any attack moves or toxic

>>31976936
Actually scratch that. It cant learn any moves at all besides metronome.

>>31976657
That would be broken if it had a respectable speed stat

>>31976944
>>31976936
255 in both defenses.
Depending on type it can bring any pokemon to struggle. thats pretty dope

>>31976896
>spudomeme
>this is actually a mineral
>even google double takes and asks if I meant spurdo

>>31976615
Can it be a mega?

Ice
100/75/77/178/145/75 bst: 650
Ability: Frigid (The user is frozen the first turn it is sent out and thaws the second turn.)

I came up with this several months ago. Thoughts?

>>31977245
>slap a choice scarf on it
>throw it at something that can't do much to it
>proceed to sweep when they switch/use an attack that does nothing

A Pokemon with a BST of 900+... that automatically applies a -2 debuff to every stat when it switches in.

>>31976615
>100+ in all stats
>Massive movepool
>Ability gives immunity to phasing moves
but
>No recovery whatsoever
>Cannot switch out until it faints
Steel/Fighting, samurai theme

Normal
100/50/50/50/50/50
Ability: All stats increase by 2 at the end of each turn but stat changes are reset on status effect

>>31977315
>white herb

>>31977315
That's a 500 BST (if 100 HP) that turns Haze into Extreme Evoboost.
Maybe with 700 BST, or 800 and a really shitty movepool.

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>>31976817
oh joy this autism again
have your (You)