So there's a rock fella knocking about over in Kanto. 9

>>31957270
lets see how much attack YOU would have have having to lumber around with such a heavy body.

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A little slug looking fella, right, livin' in caves, and.. they say it's the hottest thing on the world. As hot as the sun. Not bad, innit?

>>31957270
Then there was this lizard guy in Alola with huge scales.
Scientists call it a Pseudo Legendary, yeah?
5.4 feet tall.

>>31957270
Remember that ghost fellow in OU? Always hanging around that tier for tons of generations and was levitating off the ground.
Then one day the guy just stops levitating. Now you don't see him in OU anymore.
Makes no sense.

>>31957270
I want one of these Karl threads every day

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Did I ever tell you about pokerus?

>31957332
What a faggot, you dont even deserve this (you)

I saw a Beedrill and a Kricketune get in a fight

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So there's this ice golem, yeah? Can't be melted by fire and all that. But in battle, it dies to fire!

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>>31957270
So there's this little monkey fella right? Turns out he's pretty smart. And they train him to run Exeggcutor express. He runs around and collects tips from all the passengers. But Aether foundation finds out and puts a stop to it, that's just how it is innit. A few years later they track him down in the wild and he's collecting tips from other pokemon. They think he musta been running his own express service in the wild

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>>31957270
'Ave you seen this Pokemon, Steve? I'm not 'avin a go or anythin', but it could be your brother.

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>>31957270
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>>31957791
DON'T TALK SHIT

>>31957804
Aw he's done you again steve, he's done you again

>>31957332
Steelix weighs almost twice as much as Onix yet it has 40 more points in attack and mega Steelix is almost triple the weight of Onix and it has 80 more points in attack.

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So this little hippo fellow, pretty smart, pretty intelligent. Because of his hat's toxins going to his brain and makin him so smart, innit? I think they got it backwards. It's not the hat making 'im smart, only the smart ones are gonna figure to wear it on their head. All the other little fellows just can't figure out how a hat works and put it on their tail instead. It's one o' those choice bias things, innit? The hat's not doing shite

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>>31957804
obligatory

>>31957978
omyfuck

I don't get this thread/meme

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>>31957933
>responding to tripfags

>>31957804
only good karlpost itt

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Go wild /vp/

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So there's a little fish fella, right? Knockin' about in Johto. Looks like a gun a bit.
Evolves, right?
Octopus.

>>31957270
Please keep posting

>>31959115
Do we need em?

>>31957270
Went on 'oliday, Ever Grande City. Just a rock, innit.

Don't know how they're gettin' away with it

>>31959115
YOU'RE TALKING SHIT MATE

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Alright, so there's this big monkey fella, right? Knockin' about 'n' all that. Just a big ol' furball.
The thing is, it's just ravin' mad all day, all night, even in its sleep. Then one day, it gets so angry, it just up and dies. Just like 'at.
But y'know what?
The second it dies, it's the most content lookin' thing I've ever seen.

>>31959312
Absolute bollocks.

Keep this thread alive

>>31959067
I've been looking for this template forever, thank you.

>>31957270
An' get this. They say in Unova, there's a li'l tick critter. STRONGER than Onix.

A tick bite hurtin' ya more than a big rock snake.

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So one day I'm out in the garden, waterin' me plants, yeah? Just like I always do. Waterin' those bushes an' makin' 'em right chuffed. Then I see a baby tree I never seen before. I say to myself "don't remember plantin' this fella" but I give it some water anyway.

Tree stands up, screams bloody murder, runs away. Sudowoodo.

Doesn't make a lick o' sense t'me. If ya don't like water, why ya standin' around lookin' like a shrub? Strangest thing, innit.