>when the physical/special split came along we got a physical Hyper Beam even though no one uses Hyper Beam
>ten years later and we still don't have physical HP or special Return
Can someone explain the logic behind this?
Giga Impact you cunt
>>31954962
Your reading comprehension is ass
>>31954962
imagine being this stupid
>>31954962
This is now a thread to point out how stupid you are
>>31954962
Inb4 screencap beggars
>>31954954
After all these years, the balance of pokemon is still piss poor. The only decent physical electric attack has shitty distribution. The same can be said about special rock attack. The only special fighting and flying attack with decent BP have miserable accuracy and so on, and so on.
Every type should have special and psychical attack that is 100% accurate, at least 90 bp, has wide distribution and no drawbacks.
>>31954962
I dont understand... he's right isnt it?
>>31955016
Oh look, another retard. Try reading the OP again.
>>31955016
HP anon, not HB
>>31955004
put me in le ebin screencap eks dee
>>31954962
you right now
>>31954962 (you)
>>31955028
Ho thanks. You deserve some pokebras.
>>31954962
leech life you dumb fuck
>>31954954
what would you call either
>>31954962
>inb4 I was just pretending to be retarded! Haha!
>>31954962
fucking retard
>Hyper Training was the perfect opportunity to revamp HP, add a physical counterpart, and add Fairy
>not only did they not do this, HT doesn't actually fix anything and is actually more tedious than breeding
>>31957693
I dunno. Soul Jab and Euphoria? I'm not good at names
>>31954962
Nobody uses that either. Except for maybe Slaking users.
>>31957879
I actually like Euphoria as a name
>>31957734
>Implying Physical and Special are meant to be identical opposites
>HP fairy
>Having to breed AGAIN for HP ice one gen later after the pain in the ass it was
Thank you, but no, thank you.
>>31957886
>I'm really not that stupid guys, honestly
>I was just pretending to be retarded
>>31954954
>no special intimidate
>no special foul play
include me in the reddit screencap please
>>31954954
>A special version of return
The fuck would that be? The Pokémon hocks up and spits a loogey?
>>31954954
>>31958180
Return: Pokemon charges with strength based on how much it loves it's trainer
Sp!Return: Pokemon shoots out the power of love in energy form
Frustration: Pokemon attacks by using pent up resentment
Sp!Frustration: Pokemon tries to hate it's opponent to death by thinking of their trainer when they attack
>>31959999
Good idea Mr.Quads
>>31959999
>Sp!Return: Pokemon shoots out the power of love in energy form
so it shoots reproductive fluids at the opposing pokemon?
I want this
>>31959999
>Sp!Frustration: Pokemon tries to hate it's opponent to death by thinking of their trainer when they attack
I love this to death!
>>31957894
>HP fairy
What is the problem?
>Having to breed AGAIN for HP ice one gen later after the pain in the ass it was
We should be able to change the type of hidden power
>>31958128
>>no special intimidate
Pressure Or Unnerve should be this
>>31957886
>It's a "I was only pretending to be retarded" episode