>He doesn't have a personal all female harem relaxing and getting wet in hot springs located on a remote, secret island.
>>31951824
>keeping them there for longer than 24 hours will cause them to hit minimum happiness
>>31951824
>being this pleb in pokéwaifu taste
>>31951824
H-holy shit
I've got an all-female team with me, but they're not really ready for waifu status yet.
One is a Zubat, I named her Spaghetti because some faggot was watching over my shoulder, I wanted to name her Pazuzu.
>>31951824
>goodra
Lmao
Meloetta isn't female :^)
Neither are Magearna or Pheromosa :^)
pokefuckers should just off themselves
>>31951824
>slowly boiling your pokemon alive
>>31951906
t. buttmad roastie
How can human women even compete with the superior female pokemon?
>>31951915
>tfw I only have Comfy Bean Island, Workout Island, Farming Island, and Go Work in the Mines Island
>no mismagius
>roserade instead of liligant
>>31951824
Pretty lame taste my dude
>>31951953
Liligant is already there. Roserade should've been roselia, though
>harem
>not one true love always at your side
>>31951824
Pretty good taste
>>31951824
>braixen instead of delphox
nothing can redeem taste this shit, I bet you nut on your merch
>>31951824
I bet Mohn fucks every single one of them while you're not there
>>31951992
>Delphox
EWWWWW
I just keep them all in a box because I don't want to deal with pelago's bullshit.
>>31951824
This is fucked up
>>31952044
Hey you've got some great taste in waifumons
>>31952044
>those first two
are you me?
>>31952044
>Bisharp
>Waifumon
I've grown tired of this meme
>>31952121
Meme?
>>31952109
You reply to each other in every waifu thread, you know who you are at this point
>>31952044
Greatest taste on this board, tbqh
>>31951824
>no Swanna
>no Miltank
>no Lapras
kys, my man.
>>31951824
>no Lapras
>no Pineco
>no Gigalith
Shit waifus
>>31952202
>pineco
>not forretress
you're one to talk about shit taste
>>31952202
>liking pineco over the qt as fuck forretress
>>31951824
>Genderless legendaries
>Female
Come on, OP.
>>31952276
>le genderless meme
>>31951849
Wait that's a thing?
>>31952044
>multiple waifus
>>31952044
>waifuing Cinccino
>>31952362
>he doesn't want to stick his dick in scalding hot coffee
>>31952362
>whats wrong with Cinccino?
>>31952379
Did not mean to green text that
>>31952362
>not recognizing perfection
>>31951824
>He doesn't have crippling autism
Wow I'm so jealous OP
>>31952397
>stop liking what I don't like
>"i don't have crippling autism guys, i swear"
>>31951927
Human women exist
>>31951927
Human women can RP as the pokemons
>>31952484
Good job existing, Stacy. :^)
I totally don't prefer the non-existent pokemon.
>>31952498
>can
>implying they would
>>31952516
>I have never come into contact with another human being
so what was that about OP being the one with crippling autism?
>>31952527
I never said OP had crippling autism
All I said was >>31951927 :^)
>>31952379
>>31952389
Absolutely nothing wrong,she'smy all time favorite, but I don't see her as a waifu at all. Cinccino is pure, PURE
>>31952546
butscarfjob
>>31952546
Purity is part of the appeal. Love doesn't have to be debaucherous.
>>31951824
>no Latias
Shit taste
>>31951824
Autism
>>31951824
Pure, unadulterated autism at its finest.
>>31954896
>>31954952
Absolutely.
You're supposed to keep them in the box for easy and quick access for fug