Look... all I'm sayin' is: Tentacruel. Do we need 'em? They're, what, 97% water? Just add another 3%, make 'em water. To me, that's more useful than some angry knobhead blob thing what has summat like 800 tentacles and does people in with its poison.
JUST ADD 3% MORE WATER
IM DYING
OH FUCK
>>31943866
I love Karl so much.
I've heard of this Octillery in the week... apparently, you don't even have to annoy it or anything, if it sees you, it swims up to you, and hits ya with an Octozooka. And I just think that's a bit... unfair. I haven't threatened it, I haven't harmed it, why is it annoyed with me? And in a way, I think that evolution has failed an Octillery, coz now that I know that they're mad at me and spit their Acid all over the shop,when I see you eating one, I just think "Yeah, have another."
>>31943905
You... cunt of a mollusc.
bollocks
absolute bollocks
YOU'RE TALKING BULLSHIT KARL
>>31943913
I'm not bothered. I kick it, and I call it a knobhead.
This otter thing or what 'ave you, alright? Samurott or whateva. What happened? Why are ye goin backwards eh? You were doin fine befo, on two legs and all that ye, and then he evolves, right, and is back on two legs. I mean to me, the smartest Pokemon get on with two legs yeh? But this guy don't know what he wants, make a decision.
OOOH, CHIMPANZEE THAT, MANKEY NEWS
karl, you're an idiot, play a record
So they've got these Blastoise with guns on 'em now... like, rifles, and such.
Why is he so based
good job op got a chuckle out of me
Karl Pilkington has got a head like a fucking Exeggutor.
>>31944488
Ricky is a nigger and Karl deserves better
>>31944997
Eyes that pop out their head... Steve.
Bumping
So this li'l fella, Pyukumuku, ain't never seen nothin' like it, right? Li'l guy's got a fist in his ANUS. If I wanted a fist in me anus I'd just go t' prison.
>>31944488
vineManc
Kappa
Which Pokemon is Karl?
>>31949694
Obviously a Mankey. Kappa Keepo
bump