I never thought I would be a furfag but I want to marry Gardevoir

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>>31925149
>I never thought I would be a furfag but I want to marry Gardevoir and hold her hand and cuddle with her in bed.
>What have you done to me /vp/

>gardevoir
>furry

>>31925149
Entry level, get a real waifu, nigger

>>31925149
/vp/ did nothing to you, you're just an autist

>>31925167
if it's a pokemon it's furry, no matter how many mental gymnastics you do to convince yourself otherwise.

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>>31925186

>>31925149
I don't consider you a furfag.
-furfag

/vp/ probably considers that entry as you can get or not furry at all.
Start complaining when you start wanting to fuck a Vaporeon or Bisharp or something.

>>31925219
Eeeveelutions are all entry level as well, but I agree on the Bisharp.

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>>31925178
If you really like your Pokemon you wouldn't worry about dumb labeling like this.

Also Tsareena is my wife for life. I'll do anything for her.

>>31925186
>Doesn't have fur
>Implying the mental gymnastics are coming from this side
lol
dumb spooked pleb

>>31925196
>>31925243
it's still xenophilia, which is the same as furshit. But keep telling yourselves otherwise.

>>31925149
Being a furfag is where the money is at

>>31925257
>It's still xenophilia, which is the same as furshit.
But it literally isn't you absolute retard.
And just because your brainelt IQ makes you interpretit that way doesn't mean it's true.

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>>31925272
nice argument, but I assume it's hard to come up with intelligent retorts after getting this triggered. Face the truth, closet furfag.

>>31925300
>>31925272
>REEEEE IT'S FURFAG
>REEEE NO IT'S NOT
Only a couple of autists can actually be so dense as to have this kind of argument

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What´s so bad about having a waifumon, OP?

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>gardefags are this autistic
holy shit man, just ride down that slope, you'll enjoy yourself more

>>31925348
>>31925348
>posting meme aspergers snek
Hey buddy, you got the wrong door. The 87.5% male club is two blocks down.

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>>31925387
nice projection my dude

>>31925387
87.5% doesn't mean the odds of this one snake being male, it just means the species as a whole has that distribution. Saying that snake is males is as autistic as saying every human is gay because there's more guys than girls.

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>>31925387
>calls something meme aspergers
>follows up with the autistic gender ratio meme
>two blocks down

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>>31925398
>>31925407
>>31925421
Sorry. I don't understand a word of "Shitwaifunese."

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>>31925437
>says we have shit waifus
>posts tsareena
oh i am laffin

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>>31925437
>like shitena
>thinks they have rights to anything, including judging actual people

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>>31925437
>tsareenafag
Tsareenafags really are just neo-gardefags aren't they?

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>>31925437
>Tsareena

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>>31925476
>>31925473
>>31925470
>>31925464
>pure blood Grass type, not disgusting mixed type
>beautiful purple eyes
>is heir to the jungle's throne
>legs

There simply just isn't any competition. Tsareena truly is the best Pokemon™.

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>>31925593

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>>31925593

>>31925593
>>legs
it's hard not to notice them when they make up more than half her body. Such a disgusting design.

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>>31925593
>pure blood Water type, not disgusting mixed type
>CANONICALLY the most beautiful pokemon
>is heir to the ocean's throne (bigger than jungle)
>20ft long
Friendly reminder that Milotic is objectively best pokemon.

>>31925149
wanting to fug gardevoir doesnt make you a furfag
gardevoir is probably the least animal like pokemon

>>31925976
>>31925186

>>31926003
>pocket monsters
>monsters dont have to be animals

>>31925593
Slutty Bellossum, also Gardevoir does white and green better.

>>31925780
Old and busted, Primarina is new hotness.

>>31925149
>Gardevoir
bitch that ain't even furry, she's as human of a pokemon as you can get

>>31926809
keep telling yourself that

>>31926809
>>31925186

>>31925149
>Wanting a pokemon insteas of a normal human
anon...

>>31925780
It really is.

>>31925149
If you can still get off to humans you're not in any kind of trouble.

I want to kiss my wife gardevoir and have her pet me like a good slave

>>31925166
Excellent taste

>>31926814
>>31926921
Hey I'm not trying to deny that I am, I'd straight-up fuck an absol if I could
I'm just saying Gardevoir is pretty weak on the furfaggotry scale

>>31925149
It is a natural reaction anon. Still, you can't blame /vp/. Gamefreak has to take the blame for the most part. Still I think gardevoir doesn't fit the furry area so I think you are good.

Gardevoir is the least furry Pokemon out their. It's like Jynx, more human that animal.

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>>31925186
>If its a Pokemon it's a furry
Explain to me how Pokemon like Geodude and the other rock Pokemon go under the furry category

>>31930107
>waifufagging geodude
if I wanted to waifu a fucking rock, I'd just get some smooth rocks and shove them up my ass and jerk off

>>31930107
This anon made a point. Next point is agieslash, or any of the true ghost pokemon. They aren't furry, but are pokemon. Gardevoir has no fur, but is a pokemon. Ergo the logic follows that you can be a pokemon and not a furry. Also that since gardevoir has no fur, she isn't a furry.

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>>31925593
Kys. Serperior is best snek waifu

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>>31930196
>this image again

>>31930107
>Pokemon go
kys

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>>31925186

>if it's a pokemon it's furry, no matter how many mental gymnastics you do to convince yourself otherwise.

You just took a step down from weeaboo to a pokecunt dude

>>31930457
Correct yourself, he/she is becoming a better person by being honest with themselves and their taste. It can't think of a better thing.

>>31930457
It's not like anyone gives a fuck about what you jack off to.

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>>31930205
What's wrong? Afraid a snek has bigger boobs than you?

>>31925149
I started this way.
Now I want to fug fug

What have you done to me /vp/

>>31931481
You're just a weirdo

I started this way when sapphire came out and I wouldn't fug any of the furshit mons

>>31931489
they're all furshit, regrdless of how hard you try to deny it.

>>31931489
Daily reminder that furfags and scalefags are the same shit.

>>31932659
>they are all furry no matter how hard you try to disprove
Anon, we've been over this. Here let's ask the obvious question again. Where do all the rock/ground pokemon fall in your argument? You have an argument where you say there are no exceptions, except there are several exceptions and any of them can be logically reached without alot of mental gymnastics.

Pokemon like Golurk, ghost/ground, anything but furry.
Geodude all the way up to golem, couldn't be furry even if you tried real hard.
Aegislash, you honestly tell me where on the furry scale that belongs.

>>31925780
My cholo

This thread goes to show just how autistic fur retards are. You really need a containment board aside from /vp/.

>>31933946
I would argue that this thread shows how anti-fur retards needs another board other then /vp/ as if one anon's argument is to be believed all pokemon are furry, no exceptions. If you follow that logic, furry lovers should be here and furry haters should leave.

>>31933977
So furfags truly are retards then. This is a Pokémon discussion blue board, no fetishes. Twist it as much as you'd like but this doesn't belong here.

>>31933992
Don't have to twist it at all. The logic is rather sound if you use the argument "pokemon = furry". That is an absolute definition. Mind you I believe it an incorrect definition, but if you believe it a correct definition and are a furry hater, then by that understanding you probably hate being here at /vp/. A board dedicared to pokemon, and thus by the logical definition set above, dedicated to a subset of furry.

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>this entire thread

>>31933865
>>31925257

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People need to stop sexualizing Pokémon, there just a monsters, gardivoir doesn't have breasts, but the internet makes them have it, plus gardivoir has a 50/50 of being male.
Just Sayin

>>31934505
>plus gardivoir has a 50/50 of being male.
this doesn't mean anything
people also have 50/50 chance of being male, doesn't mean sexualizing women is wrong because they could be a dude.

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WAIT, THAT'S NOT A GARDEVOIR!

THIS FUCKER'S BEEN TRICKING US THE WHOLE TIME!

Gardevoir is more like being attracted to a alien from star wars, or an elf from WoW or Lord of the rings.

>>31934533
it's still furshit you closer degenerates.

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>>31925186
PUT ME IN LE EPIC SCREENCAP XDDDD

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>>31934536
So I'm a furry for being attracted to Arwen from Lord of the rings?

>>31934551
>implying that remotely looks like gardevoir
that's just a human with pointy ears

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>>31934557
The point I'm trying to make is the Gardevoir is basically a human with super white skin, green hair, and the weird thing in its chest. It's like being attracted to this person from star wars or and elf character.

>>31934567
no, being attracted to an elf s the same as a human
being attracted to second one is xenophilia, and refer to >>31925257 in that regard

>>31926201
>Trap clown
kys

>>31934484
>That "same as" is an absolute definition, as in "xenophilia = furry"
Again, logic doesn't follow. You can love fairies, but that doesn't make you a furry. I swear, it is almost as if you guys hate logic in all it's forms.
For those new to the thread.
Supposedly "pokemon = furry", whic doesn't make sense. Now instead of changing the definition, which should be modified in my belief. Those who made the definition are trying to reference another comment that has no berring on if the "pokemom = furry" definition is true.

>>31934899
>le 87.5% meme

You first, fag.

>>31934551
YES

>>31935546
Nah, that anon is normal enough.