Hypothetical question: If you had to fuck one Ultra Beast,

everyone's going to answer pheromosa or celesteela

>>31902154
Guzzlord

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>>31902154

Party roach

>>31902154
Fucking any of them would probably end up killing you. But if not, I'd go for Buzzwole.

Pheromosa, Celesteela, Nihilego, Kartana, and Xurkitree, in that order.

>>31902177
Never Guzzlord

>>31902154
Buzzwole

>>31902177
>Kartana
Touching it will already give you a nasty cut, I imagine fucking it will cut you into tiny pieces.

>>31902154
Nihilego because tentacles.

>>31902154
Nihilego

>>31902215
Through the power of dick I will fuck it.

Phero

Is there an option to fuck more than one?

Nihilego I guess, I'll probably die sometime after but it will be worth it

I enjoy that the OP feels the need to specify that it's hypothetical