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>this obese, immobile and hideous piece of shit is faster

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>this obese, immobile and hideous piece of shit is faster than Decidueye, a sleek and agile ninja-esque archer badass
Defend this.

Oh wait, it's fucking indefensible. Fuck Gamefreak.
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>>31900457
BUT
they have the same Special Attack
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>>31900457
>hideous

Say that my face fucker, not online and see what happens.
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>>31900457
>I don't know shit about physiology: the post

It has four legs. A rhino can run at 50km/h, human average is 45.
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>>31900488
b..but is a turtle
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>>31900457
Well, I wouldn't call a Pokémon with a thick, probably heavy carpet on it's back all the time "agile". Oh shit, they are supposed to be wings. Whoops...
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>>31900496
I don't see a shell.
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Maybe Speed is meant be attack speed, and not movement speed.
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>>31900488
By your retard logic, Venusaur's speed stat should be higher than Charizard's.
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>>31900507
Then Decidueye's speed stat should be higher than almost every Pokemon ever because the owl canonically is lightning fast while drawing and shooting arrows.
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>>31900510
By your retard logic charizard shouldnt be faster
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>>31900457
There is literally nothing remotely badass about that shitty owl.
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>>31900515
Have you ever seen actual archers in real life? Shooting arrows takes time, unlike most vidya games try to suggest.
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>>31900527
Decidueye is also not a real life archer, but an agile monster archer with magical abilities. Even canon states that Decidueye is extremely fast when it attacks. There is no excuse for its incorrect speed stat.
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>>31900457
Yes and this clown is faster then both of them, what is your point?
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>>31900488
>owls
>humans
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>>31900457
Decidueye's legs wiuld be terrible for sprinting and it's wings are probably better suited for gliding from a high place and not flying at high speeds due to being hands.
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Before you faggots even try defending Venusaur being "fast", see how it runs. This fucker can barely move.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD7wtgYg4tg
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>>31900541
>Decidueye just climbs trees and buildings and then glides off of them.
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>>31900535
Decidueye is probably really clunky. Just look at it.
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>>31900554
>only the first 151
DUDE KANTO LMAO
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>>31900554
I don't know, that giant fucking leap seems pretty fast.
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>>31900590
nigger. they made the rest, and you can see the videos. but LOLLL GENWUNNERS XDDDDDDDDDDDD is so funny and original
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>contrarians ITT ignoring that the website literally described Decidueye's speed as astonishing
Unless you contrarians are going to argue that Venusaur somehow taps into the Speed Force, then you're all a special kind of retarded.
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>>31900457
Archers don't tend to run much.
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>>31900554
Just in case someone wanted, here's Decidueye running.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XA0ClmKH4A

It runs like a fucking Chocobo. Faster than a frog, at least.
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>>31900607
>Faster than a frog, at least
But anon, Froakie has 71 base speed
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>>31900607
>b-but h-he d-don't look like he could sprint! M-muh real life physics!
BTFO BY GF THEMSELVES

With ingame evidence that Decidueye is canonically fast, there's officially no excuse for such a pathetic speed stat.
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>>31900596
yes, but video itself shows how much love kanto has gotten compared other regions.
>charizard and mewtwo has two mega evolutions
>most of mega evolutions are for kanto pokemon
>alolan forms. just alolan forms
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>>31900536
no, what's your point? that "clown" is fucking ash's mom (pic related), that "clown" is probably fucking your mom too and you probably didn't even notice so clearly you're underestimating his speed

so fuck off dont talk about mr mime like that dont even look him in the eyes, next time you see him call him daddy
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>>31900625
>>most of mega evolutions are for kanto pokemon
Hoenn.
And of fucking course Kanto will have more Mega Evolutions. It has more Pokemon. Tied with Unova if you don't count Unova's Legendary Pokemon.

And way to move the goalpost. Need help moving it even further?
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>>31900516
Charizard should be the slowest. It's clearly not built to run, and focuses on flying more.

Blastoise should be the fastest since the turtle beat the hare and hares are known for having the quickness.

Venusaur is a fucking dinosaur so it should be able to move at least as fast as dinosaurs in Jurassic Park
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>>31900598
Raichu's pokedex entry literally mentions it being able to knock out an Indian Elephant when agitated.

My point? You can't rely on what GF says when arguing arbitrary alternative facts in a thread for monsters that fit in your pocket on a mongolian cave painting exchange board.
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>>31900656
Flying is faster than running though. And it has been shown to be perfectly capable of moving, like in Smash or in Pokken. Venusaur and Blastoise can hardly move.
You might be acting retarded on purpose, but just clarifying in case some actual retard thinks you're serious.
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>>31900684
Merely Pretending, friend. Although smash isn't really a good example of his speed. He's known for being a relatively slow character in smash.
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>>31900631
I...I apologize..
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>>31900488
And decidueye has fukken wings, are you retarded?
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>mfw people are actually going out of their way to perform mental gymnastics to justify making Decidueye slower than Fatsosaur
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>>31900706
see >>31900536
It's pokemon retard, it's just balance/GF having a giggle
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>>31900702
Decidueye can't fly, his wings slow him down if anything
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>>31900715
So what?

Decidueye's speed should be 110 AT WORST.
Crash Decidueye's sp.atk down to 60 while we're at it so that the BST stays the same.
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>>31900725
Why? No other starter has that speed. Hell, Pidgeot, a bird who's legs seem to tuck into it's body and flies at mach 5 has 101 speed. It's all nonsense pal
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>>31900758
>Why?
Because Decidueye is entitled to be powerful, being one of the most popular starters of all time. We deserve it.
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>>31900758
>No other starter has that speed
Greninja, Sceptile and Serperior.
Still, the owl is fine, it's stats are good enough, not GF's fault some autist saw it and decided it had to be the next Greninja
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>>31900758

But there are several starters with over base 110 speed?

Y'all need to accept that base stats make no sense. Vanilluxe has more Attack than Scrafty and Steelix. Jigglypuff has the same HP as Entei. Lucario has less Attack than Cacturne and ties with Special Attack.
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>>31900554
>Alolan-Sandshrew's running
>Normal Sandlash's running
I did not know I needed that.
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>>31900779
Miltank is faster than Pikachu.
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>>31900765
>Because Decidueye is entitled to be powerful, being one of the most popular starters of all time. We deserve it.
There is, SO much wrong there with that statement. I know it's bait but let's keep going here.
>Entitled to be powerful
Next you'll go on about Primarina's White privilege and Incineroar being a stereotype
>most popular starters of all time
Nope. Nope, not even close on that one. It's the most popular for this gen, but so was Typhlosion, Blaziken, Infernape, and serperior, it means nothing
>We deserve it
Who? because by "we" you sure as hell aren't including me or any sane person. "We" as in Autists? "We" as in you and your friends in the Decidueye fan club?
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>>31900695
mr mime forgives
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>>31900779
Krabby has more attack the Giratina
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>>31900802
Why are you so offended by the majority's desire for Decidueye to be Ubers levels of powerful?
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>>31900841
>Why are you so offended by the majority's desire for Decidueye to be Ubers levels of powerful?
WEW lads
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>>31900841
H-he is gonna be the new gren-PFFFFFTTTTT AHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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Decidueye can't fly, only glide.
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>>31900802
>taking the bait this hard
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>>31900865
>>31900888
See, this is why /vp/ looks down upon anti-decidueyefags.
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>>31900631
>Mr. Mimomslover
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>>31900915
Speak for yourself
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>>31900888
Nice trips, falseflagger.
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>>31900527
You're talking about modern stationary archery, which does take time. Combat archery, such as in the middle ages and early, was actually incredibly quick. This is the best example video I can think of at the moment, but yes, Decidueye shooting arrows fast as hell makes sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk
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>>31900457
Somebody is mad that Venusaur is better than decidueye.
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>>31900510
>presents real world fact
>retard logic
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>>31900694
Charizard's dash speed is pretty fast in Smash. It's in the top 10, and that's also accounting for some of the Final Smash transformations.

Its attacks are pretty slow though.
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>>31900457
>sleek and agile ninja-esque archer badass
Kek! I know this is bait, but damn
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>>31901516
Owlfags are so salty that there are so many better starters
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>>31900457
Please don't bully Venusaur.
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>>31900457
Venusaur doesn't usually attack by using its limbs. It doesn't even have to move its body as it can just whip people with vines and fire solar beams and shit.
If anything it should be faster.
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>its an owlfag whos mad that basedsaur is better than a fucking numale
loving these laughs keep it up owlfags/falseflaggers
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>>31901489
that dude has autism
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>>31900457
>Emboar is faster than Incineroar
Gamefreak gives zero (0) fucks about consistency.
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Meganium practically outruns all Alola starters despite being a big fat green dinosaur too compared to a wrestling tiger, a acrobat singing sea lion and a archer owl.
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>>31900631
>Le Mr. Mime is Ash's father meme

Mr. Mime should be allowed to act as much with Delia as any other pokemon would with any trainer.
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>>31900488
>average human can run at 45km/h
nigger what
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what's wrong decidueye?
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>>31902998
too fast for you?
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>>31900607
That's an extremely clunky animation mate.
>>31900623
>muh in game evidence matters
Have you forgotten about le mach 3 buge of 43 speed?
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>>31900541
That's the most stupidest thing I've herd all day. Did you see the running animation for decidueye in the data mine. It looks like it could out speed a venasuar. And if you say it's wings hold it back. Quick reminder, charizard is fast as hell, blastois can't barley run in his huge shell, and venasuar gots a fucken tree on his back.
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>>31900457
DUDE WEED LMAO
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>>31900496
Pretty sure Venusaur is supposed to be either a dinosaur or a frog.
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>>31900457
animals moving on 4 legs are faster on average than animals moving on 2 legs
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>>31900684
If flying is faster then running like what you said. Then they fucked up rowlet an f dartixs speed as well cuz, they can fly but yet litten and torracat are still faster.
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>>31900702
Really, the wings, are you forgetting that venasuar has a tree on his fucken back.
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>>31903304
The tree gives it more energy. Hence why it has Chlorophyll.
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>>31903006
the end of the episode he out run him in 4 timers the amount before owl could even reach speed up for owl or grass pokemon in general dont even with start me on when youre your and talk about "Turtle doing flip speed" it'a not even with end of episode and you was the throw it out as well as it with your comment? Cmon man i like pokemon as much if not the same as you but even I dont understand when you are trying about it. Fast enough? not really 130/230 not the same
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>>31900488
>human average speed is 45 km/h
t. Usain Bolt
I fucked up last time, so have my (You) again.
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>>31901516
>Mad that Venasuar is better then decidueye,


So we're actually did any owlfag say that they think decidueye should be better th err n venasuar. We are clearly talking about how fucked up the speed is. Fucken dumbass
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>>31902998
Doing flips isn't running speed nor reaction speed. What's the point of this
>>31903006
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>>31900488
please include me in the screencap
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>>31900457
Ok OP I think I've constructed a solid defense

Nobody fucking cares about your reaching to complain about shit that matters to absolutely nobody.
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wow
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Man, fuck owlfags. Decidueye deserves to be PU-tier.
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>>31903207
do you have brain damage
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>>31902723
>implying something with no legs would be faster than a quadruped
Literally retarded
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>>31900457
Who the fuck gives a shit, Venusaur is faster than 11 fucking starters, the last three being all part of those isn't such a big deal
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inb4 Game Freak made the owl shitty on purpose just to give it an Ash Form at Gen 8 with a shitload of Attack Power

Imagine its signature Z Move in Ash Form with +50 Attack Power.
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>>31908136
Nah
He's just a shitty Pokémon, GF didn't really care, sorry. Greninja is the only thing GF cares about
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>>31900457
Owlfags status:


BTFO!!!!
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>>31902774
yeah because resting your hand on the thigh of anyone is a completely platonic act

do u have asperger's? he's wearing a polaroid and hawaiian shirt dude is literally dressed like a dad on vacation
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>>31900457
kek you so maid

L M A O
M
A
O

Ivysaur is best from a design standpoint and you know it.
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>>31902774
>taking that poster seriously
I think you do have autism anon
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>>31900631
What a slut
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Guys...
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>>31900457
Just lol at Gamefreak fucking over the starters' speed to try to increase the game's difficulty. At least Trannyseal is still usable in the meta and BT with its good typing, movepool and special bulk, but the other two got fucked sideways since they are made to be sweepers.
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>>31908154
Who knows. GF also made a bad decision with the frog. Maybe they'll repeat it and then everyone will be like OMG FUKCING OWL LUV IT.
I can't wait till i can tear those idiots appart.
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>>31908136
Actually I could believe that they did the same shit with charizard and sceptile. Both of these pokemons were weak compared to the other two starters.
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>>31908136
Hay count how many arrows he pulled out. I wounder what game freak ment by that.

Maybe it's a hint to ash-Decidueye.
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>>31908364
To be honest I think Incineroar has decent usage as a tanky mon and even a bit of support with Will-o-Wisp.
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>>31908364
Yeah, decreasing the baracat speed when evolving and not giving it any of the best Dark type moves was a real dick move.
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>>31903352
Still doesn't change the fact that Blastoise is still 8 points faster than Decidueye.
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