>make a sparrow >make it evolve into a stork Why don't

>>31886006
Autism

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>make a fish
>make it evolve into a octopus

Why don't evolutions make sense anymore? New Pokemon are so confusing! If you make a fish, then make IT EVOLVE INTO A FISH, DON'T TURN IT INTO A OCTOPUS OUT OF NOWHERE

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>make a piranha
>make it evolve into a shark

Why don't evolutions make sense anymore? New Pokemon are so confusing! If you make a piranha, then make IT EVOLVE INTO A PIRANHA, DON'T TURN IT INTO A SHARK OUT OF NOWHERE

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>make a cocoon
>make it evolve into a butterfly

Why don't evolutions make sense anymore? New Pokemon are so confusing! If you make a cocoon, then make IT EVOLVE INTO A COCOON, DON'T TURN IT INTO A BUTTERFLY OUT OF NOWHERE

>>31886099
That one actually makes a lot of sense

>>31886111
Fuck off. They shouldn't just go crazy and make something evolve into something it shouldn't like the other pots point out, The first mistake with that evolution line was making a caterpillar into a cocoon. What the fuck? I t should have been

Caterpillar > Caterpillar >Caterpillar

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i want a pokemon that actually resembles a sparrow

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>make a rattlesnake
>make it evolve into a cobra

Why don't evolutions make sense anymore? New Pokemon are so confusing! If you make a rattlesnake, then make IT EVOLVE INTO A RATTLESNAKE, DON'T TURN IT INTO A COBRA OUT OF NOWHERE

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>Make a small pile of sludge
> make it into a BIG pile of sludge

What were they thinking!

>make a magnet robot
>it triples itself to evolve

Why don't evolutions make sense anymore? New Pokemon are so confusing! If you make a maglev robot, then make IT EVOLVE INTO A UFO, DON'T oh wait lmao

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>>31886233
The eggs are actually seeds

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>make a egg
>make it evolve into a tree

Why don't evolutions make sense anymore? New Pokemon are so confusing! If you make a egg, then make IT EVOLVE INTO A EGG, DON'T TURN IT INTO A TREE OUT OF NOWHERE

>>31886249

Even to this day I forget this, probably because of the name.

>>31886022
Of all the outlandish Pokemon evolutions out there, this one STILL takes the cake as the most ridiculous.

The only reason a remora evolves into an octopus is because both have suction cups and both are based on projectile-based weaponry

>>31886286
>dragon

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>Make a bus
>Turn it into a stag beetle raygun

Why don't evolutions make sense anymore? New pokemon are so confusing! If you make a bus, then make IT EVOLVE INTO A BUS, DON'T TURN IT INTO A STAG BEETLE RAYGUN OUT OF NOWHERE

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>make an antlion
>make it turn into a dragonfly

Why don't evolutions make sense anymore? New pokemon are so confusing! If you make an antlion, then make IT EVOLVE INTO AN ANTLION, DONT TURN IT INTO A DRAGONFLY

>>31886214
>Oh wait
ayyy lmao

>>31886111
That isn't evolution though! That's METAMORPHOSIS so what the FUCK

Hey look! A bunch of anti-genwunners who are strawmanning because they don't actually understand why people don't like Toucannon!

>>31886022
>"b-but it's a gun that turns into a cannon so it makes sense!"

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>make a heart
>make it evolve into a sunfish
Why don't evolutions make sense anymore? New Pokemon are so confusing! If you make a heart, then make IT EVOLVE INTO A HEART, DON'T TURN IT INTO A SUNFISH OUT OF NOWHERE