/pgg/ - Pokémon Go General

whoah this game still has a community?

second for haven't played since halloween

>>31884693
who makes that incredibly gay posters?

Cassy is an angel and I want to procreate with her.

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Finally have a Pidgeot with all the good movesets.

>out for walk taking a route around some gyms
>notice the gyms I take over keep getting taken down 2 minutes later by the same two trainers
>hmm
>stop in park next to gym for smoke break
>two people come from where I was and take over my gym
>mfw they were following me
>take another five minutes and have another smoke
>start following them and doing the same
>gyms are still up
post DEVILISH stories

>>31884728
>post DEVILISH stories
kys you limey subhuman

>>31884728
>smoking
Stop kysing yourself, anon

>>31884717
Why is Pidgeot such a brave bird?

Can someone post the blank template to fill in what you've caught?

>>31884738
What the fuck anon, rude
You shouldn't be telling people to kill themselves like that

>>31884741
Life is suffering, I'll probably kill myself soon anyway

>>31884717
>brave bird
I'm sorry anon.

>>31884741
at least he isnt a spoofist

>>31884749
>You shouldn't be telling people to kill themselves like that
>Life is suffering, I'll probably kill myself soon anyway
Sorry man, don't kys.

repostan from other thread

so there's this church in my backyard that's a stop and I've just started spoofing over there to get balls. The app even tells me that I've set my location 10 m away from where I really am every time.

What are the odds of me getting banned?

>see spoofers in every gym
>scan anon posts coordinate for mons i'll never catch
>think about starting spoofing
>realise its retarded and i should just stop playing
>the next time i go out i open pogo as always

Suffering of a walkfag

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>>31884751
It's the first one that has rolled BB. The others have bord move/Hurricane. That's why I said I have every good moveset. Feels good

Be more sorry for this one :(

>>31884795
Yo, are you me

>>31884789
F

So has anyone from the UK found any reliable Mareep line spawns yet?

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Also is this still worth it against Gayarados?

Looks pretty ok to me. Too bad I couldn't get Charge Beam.

>>31884713
i dunno, this one is kinda cute

>>31884805
I don't get why Niantic felt they had to cuck Scisor with night slash.

>>31884832
>water gun
Nah desu, you're as well using Jolteon
Ele/Ele Lanturn would be good against other water types, seeing as it resists Water itself, but Gyarados doesn't use Water moves except Hydro Pump (which you should be dodging anyway)

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>>31884432
I mean, I don't live in a big city or anything. I had to drive 45 mins to get to a good spot.

>>31884860
Holy shit dude transfer some mons

>>31884874
I don't want to get rid of my friends.

>>31884728
>am ruralfag
>lure up some pokestops during event
>it's getting dark out
>some kids come by
>"hey kids wanna see my epic pikachus? This one is called charred mander. It has a thousand IV's."
>they are very impressed
>tell them that trading is a thing now, and I can prove it
>tell them it can only be done near gyms
>there is a gym right across the street from a public toilet
>take them inside and molest them
>cut off their little penises and eat them

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>Be swedish
>Check radar
>Dragonite
>100% IVs
>But it's in Stockholm
>Decide I'm not missing this one
>Go to nab it
>Although I've only been there for 30 seconds, the Muslims have already gathered round
>Bend over, offering myself to them in the traditional Swedish way
>For some reason they don't accept my apology and attack
>Wake up in hospital
>One eye missing, several broken bones
>Not wrapped or anything because the wait list for my healthcare is 8 months
>Accidentally think to myself "they should go back to their own country"
>Thoughtcrime detector on my ankle alerts the national cuck society of my rogue thoughts
>Thrown in prison
>No muslims since our multicultural guests don't go to prison in Sweden, but cellmate is bubba
>Pounds my sweet pale ass night and day while my bones set in a horrific nonsensical spasm
>Endless pain from everywhere every day
>Didn't get Dragonite
>mfw

>>31884849
Yes but Lancturn is much tankier. I have an army of Jolteons too, I just like having options for when I'm tight on potions.

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>>31884887
>>31884885

just evolved a 100% IV eevee into a vaporeon with WG and AT

feels good

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>>31884885
>>31884887

>>31884907
whoa you deserve that for taking the risk

if you are not a spoofer

>>31884887
This is what non-spoofers deserve,

>>31884907
While thats great that's a lost opportunity to have a 100% nukespeon.

I've evolved a 98% with ZH/FS, it rips holes in near 3k Blisseys.

>>31884887
Kek

>>31884728
>DEVILISH
more like autistic

>>31884887
>not liking muslims

So, you're an alt-right neo-nazi?

is spoofing kill?

>>31884890
Get the double Electric, then you're good to go

I'm caving in, /pgg/. I'm lv30 legit, but am now the only non-Valor player in my entire area. Those fuckers practically killed off the player base anyway, but now with the new update every other team (and the game) has gone extinct.

Think I'm going to buy another account, just to have something to help me bring down/reinforce gyms. Anyone have any experience with this? What's the ban likelihood?

>>31884805
>Scizor has massive metal claws
>doesn't learn metal claw

>>31884966
Are you the one who keeps asking every fucking thread? Do not buy an account you stupid faggot, just start a new one for spoofing only

>playing pogo
>cute pogo gril appears
>tell her I am the fuckdicker
>I dick and fuck til she rock
>she calls me a "fitlhy spoofing asshole"
>I bend over and take out my bum, show her the wrinkles in my asshole
>say "does this look like an bumhole to you?"
>she goes home and sucks my dick because I don't spoof and I have many friends
>she makes me a meal with lots of vegetables

Why are women so fucking stupid?

>>31884959
Trying. Still have a 93%

Gotta go grind next to the river

Are you supposed to not be able to fucking dodge Hydro Pump now? That shit is fired without warning. Most charge moves are. Bloody annoying

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>>31884887
>>31884919

>>31885041
use hydro pump offensively with a gyarados for your answer.

Does spoofing on android even work anymore? I'm trying the guide on the pastebin but while I can move on the map with the joystick, the game tells me it can't tell my location and nothing appears

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Naisu.

>>31885041
Hyper beam is also broken. When you dodge it it still hits for full or even worse gives you the invisible Pokémon glitch.

>>31884995
No anon, I'm not.

But why bother spending months levelling/catching decent pokes when I can buy one ready made for a few pennies? What's the downside? Aside from the cheating aspect and all.

Is pokedexs.com any good for sniping coordinates? It seems to have a very low hitrate from what I can tell although that may just be pokesear.ch being a piece of shit when I'm trying to confirm spawns.

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>Nest migration happens
>Park 5 minutes from my house
>Becomes Totodile paradise
>Just hit lv. 29 an hour ago
>+15 Pinap Berries

>O a huntin' I will go~

Anyone else win big in the migration lottery?

>>31884955
Why would it be?

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>>31885094
Yanma, krabby and a very small cluster of three snubbull spawns.

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>>31885094
either Krabby or just common shitmon

>>31885102
I hear about spoofers all the time but some people say it's not safe. Getting mixed signals.

>>31884789
Zero. You could teleport to Kim Jong Un's mansion and there'd still be zero chance.

>>31884693
>don't play pokemon go while driving
Why not?

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>>31885094
Chikorita 10 minutes from my house and Onix at the best place for Magikarp and Dratini.

>>31885119
Well, someone a few threads ago called for a banwave and was blessed by Kek, but for now, it's safe.

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Gotta love the pinap berries

When will scanon get here? Got a hankering for some Porygons. Need a good IV one before I evolve.

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>Cyndaquil at the University where I was charging my phone in their library
>GO THE FUCK OUT to hunt the Cyndaquil
>Find it and feed it a Pinap
>Flees after it popped out of on the first ball that actually hit it

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

Then again it probably caught on and knew from its brethren that I caught 2-3 Cyndaquil past few nights ago and 5-ish Chikorita...

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Fucking kek. Got two Tentacruels with the same IVs, same moves and same level.

>just want another vaporeon
>get two jolteon in a row

I hate this thing so damn much.

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>>31884998
thx for story i cum hunnerds of babbies

>>31885094
>Before nest migration
>Chikorita nest
>After nest migration
>Chikorita nest
>nothingatall.gif

Just put a Blissey in a Gym for the first time. feelsgoodman

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HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>31885301
Have a good dump, anon?

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>>31885301
>125 candies to evolve this massive shitmon

Drive-fags/car-fags how do you fags cope with the constant speed limit warnings?

>>31885294
Only retards are scared of Blisseys anymore

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Tying up Blanche and molesting her feet!

>>31885094
Got Scyther, Machop and Abra nest
Lost Rhyhorn and Exeggcute
Fair trade?

>>31885334
>Team Mystic

>>31885339
>anything else

laughable

>>31885334
>her

>>31885334
Saged, reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, and called the Party Van.

>>31885094
Shit. That's a fun gif. Got more like that?

>>31885334
You want evidence that Team Mystic are disgusting autists who should be put the fuck down? Look no further!

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Cute!

>>31885413
>>31885334
>Loving Blanche
>Not smexy twink husbando Spark
The fuck?

>>31885413
I want to force Blanche to undress to reveal her gender to me, and watch her face turn bright red as she reveals her hard nipples and slippery vagina!

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>>31885422

>Literally being gay

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How many 95.6%+ mons does /pgg/ have?

Walkfag here, dont spoof. Got royally fucked on a bunch but the count is 30 rn, ive deleted a couple

>>31885453
How do you get these charts?

There are two Valor gyms at this spot. Please help me empty them

40.026783,-75.014718

>>31885456
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.orangefish.app.pokemoniv

then get the link to view on computer

+

MS paint to make it 9x10 instead of 3x10

>>31885478
Just added my blissey gonna at a horsea at the second and bubble strat

>>31885481
>>31885453
Wow terrible math there. Have 90 96%+ mons

made it 9x10 instead of 3 by 30

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>this is the shit I have to compete against

>>31885452
It's great, you should try it anon-kun

>>31885530
What does it feel like to be able to spoof across the boarder? Are you worried Trump might build a virtual wall?

>went to an abra nest
>now have almost four alakazam

What do I even do with those?

>>31885549
fill your cutlery drawer

>>31885548

I said compete against you humongous retard, learn to reading comprehension instead of filling your fucking stomach with burgers and soda.

>>31885571
Feels that bad huh?

>>31885547

No thanks. Shemales are already enough and fine with me.

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Is this epic win, /b/?

What's with these people? Read the sign, lemonade! --> skip

>>31885624
deep

>>31885620
Can you power it up to 1488 CP?

Are there any other websites like nest atlas, im trying to find a farfethc'd

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>>31885624
counterpoint

>>31885530
DELETE THIS

>>31885530
Nice. I saw this post on Reddit too

>>31885645
>im trying to find a farfethc'd
Asia regional.

>>31885675
>Reddit
Any news on updated best moves yet? Someone said jolteon with TB is better than thunder, is that bs?

>>31885624
>>31885649
really fires up the synapses

>>31885680
Yeah I keep looking on Nest Atlas but want a definite nest before teleporting over to get it

>>31885680

Who the fuck thought hiding them all fuck way in chinkland was a good fucking idea....

>>31885686
just fucking google Jolteon pokemon go its really not that hard

https://rankedboost.com/pokemon-go/jolteon/

>>31885699
Niantic. They're so fucking incompetent, it's unbelievable sometimes.

>>31885707
>check their tiers page
>Rhydon on their attack list
>no Vaporeon
lmao, disregarded

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>>31885699
nothing personal, kid

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>>31885699
nothing personal, kid.

>>31885730
>>31885732
*blocks your path*

Did they lower the drop of evo items? I got one the second day, and then nothing.

>>31885642
Kek

>>31885753
Same. I got two on day one and not a single one since. Feels bad man

>>31885062
What's the exclusivity for corsala again? Isn't it based on latitude?

>>31885227
Are you retarded use the nickname trick

>>31885784
I believe it can appear anywhere between the Tropic of Cancer and the Tropic of Capricorn

>>31885791
>another

The nickname trick only works once and I have already used it. Unless they changed something.

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>>31885707
>rankedboost
None of this makes any sense. Idk how they fucked up pulse so bad it was never 5 bars nor had a dodge window over a second.

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>>31885062
>San Antonio
>Going there in March

Very Naisu

>>31885624

2 deep 4 u

>5 5km eggs
>sandshrew
>vulpix
>wooper
>tentacool
>yanma

Fucking hate this shit, tired of getting literal shitmons from eggs while some sweaty cunt gets no stop phanpy and eevees.

1rd for Fake GPS Go is a shit. A SHIT!

>>31886127
I've had 6 Ponytas and 4 Clefas in the past week
I don't know what the fuck is up with my RNG, I had 4 of the Ponytas in the same day
I picked up a 10k tonight, would bet a ten sheet that it's a Gligar

>>31884713
Someone from Rappler which is a news/trend site from the Philippines

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Why is Poketracker so shit now?

>Solve Captcha
>5/20
>Kicks me out and sends me to map
>Nothing happens
>Solve Captcha
>1/20

This is bullshit and I can't scan for shit because it always does this

>>31885730
>>31885732

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS HANKE IS A FUCKING QT

>>31886224
Disgusting...

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>finally evolve a tyranitar with stone edge
>mfw Iron Tail
Fuck this gay earth

>>31886224
I want Hanke to fuck my waifu body pillow while I watch.

>>31886224
yes. you are.

>>31886248
This gay earth happens to be FABULOUS!!!!

>>31886258
>>>/faggot/

>>31886313
>>SuckMyDick/

Fuck sake I swear I have some spoof / alt account autist that has it out for me. He literally won't attack gyms that I'm not in. Fuck off you greedy shit.

>>31886360
Get em back. Take down all his level 10 gyms and don't put anything up. What else is there to do against them except join spoofers?

>>31886426

I easily got back the one he took from me since I was somewhat close to the area. Why he only left it at 1000 to get something in there is beyond me. Doubt he was even there in person considering it was raining.

Maybe he knew that if he did put in something in there I would know who did it. Or I dunno, not that I have some spoof account to deal with these greedy fags anyways.

>>31885322
Holy fuck, Jumpluff really needs 100 fucking candies? Haven't evolved a Skiploom yet, but I'm close. Holy fuck 100 candies that's such fucking bullshit.

>>31886476
They're super common, just like oddish and bellsprout

>>31885357
>emailed moot
>called the Mexican police

I would rather call a literal autist

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how incompetent can one company be?

>>31886534
don't you talk shit about moot, motherfucker

>>31886474
Spoofing increases as the weather declines.

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>>31886549

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>>31886549

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>>31886549

Nothing personal, kid.

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>>31886549
was just about to post that, but holy shit thats just awful.

>>31886549
They really don't give a fuck about this game huh?

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> certainly caught my attention

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>>31886576

The weather has been the best it's been in awhile here yet it's impossible to hold gyms downtown anymore. Instinct faggots came out of the woodwork after Gen 2 hit. Before they were literally non-existent. So you're most likely right in some ways.

>>31886549
Holy fucking shit. Holy fucking shit.

Hi scanon, ya got any Porygons?

>>31886635
>team instinct faggots
>meanwhile, team mystic are doing shit like this >>31885334

Has anyone ever used a Nanab Berry? Do they do anything whatsoever?

>>31886655
oh fuck, kek has blessed team instinct
>gtfo mystic

>>31886635
>Instinct faggots came out of the woodwork after Gen 2 hit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7gjPYWjq08
NO SHELTER FROM THE STORM

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>finally get enough candy for a machamp
>Bullet Punch Heavy Slam
>mfw

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>>31886635

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>>31884693

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>>31886549
>Got it
No...

>>31886686
>>31886750
I am sad to be associated with these people.

I just wanted a Zapdos.

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The only evo item I've ever gotten so far was on the 7 day streak.
This is going to be painful, especially for those with unique evo items.

>>31886566
He abandoned us and left us with a useless jap that cannot even speak English

Hatching a 10k boys, what's it going to be?

>>31886702
That was one shitty final episode. That or /co/ really over sold it to me.

>>31886686
Don't ever disrespect my team with that cringelord again.

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>>31886686

>>31886830
I know but he stayed around for fucking years, anon. Show some respect. We wouldn't be here if it weren't for him.

>>31886686
>No shelter from the storm
>no one actually uses electric Pokemon

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>>31886831

Not an almost perfect Chansey like my last 10k egg.

>>31886686

Why the fuck are his walls not painted but have shitty posters?

>>31886854
Jolteons are good against Vapelords and Lapdogs
Ampharos is one of the most powerful Pokémon in the game

Ok, Billy.

>>31886831
It was a Dratini. Good, nearly enough to evolve into Dragonite.

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Why is the battle mechanic so shit?
>Dodge doesn't work 50% of the time
>Enemy can still attack when you're charging your special attack
>You can be KO'd after firing your special attack and leaves the enemy unharmed
>Can't use potions in-battle
>Only two moves
>No move tutor

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>>31886549
fucking tards.

>>31886897
Because Niantic are retarded kikes.

>>31886831
Mareep ;^)

>>31886897

Because the mechanics would be way too familiar/exactly the fucking same as the mainline and that'd just drain the fuck fun out of it really honestly desu

Why are 10k eggs so rare? Are we doomed to forever wander, hatching 2ks and 5ks with our one infinite incubator?

>>31886897
To be fair, most of your list comes from you being shit.

>Dodge doesn't work 50% of the time
git gud
>Enemy can still attack when you're charging your special attack
git gud
>You can be KO'd after firing your special attack and leaves the enemy unharmed
You really suck at this dodging thing despite all the flashy effects and text boxes telling you that the enemy Pokemon is going to kill you if you don't dodge. git gud
>Can't use potions in-battle
Who needs potions? git gud

>Only two moves
>No move tutor
Only valid complaint.

>>31886869
But they never leave them in the gyms. It's always Vaporeon.

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>>31886938
>had no 10k eggs for months
>suddenly gentoo
>one 10k egg on the first night
>decide to wait until I hit level 25 and use that temporary incubator
>last night
>another 10k egg comes out of a pokestop
>mfw contemplating spending money on this game

>>31886944
Yeah, because some Pokémon are defenders and some are attackers. How new are you?

>>31886938
Got 2 in two days. They can't be that much rare than the other eggs, it's just that 5km eggs stagger your inventory too much.

>>31886952
How shit do you have to be to contemplate spending money for ONE 10km egg.

ONE.

Go out and walk you fat ass.

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>>31886952
Do it. Be a good goy. Donate your shekels.

Something bad is gonna happen. Tomorrow. Trust me you guys, I got a feeling about this one.

>>31886944

>Shit hp and cp

I wonder why someone would want to put in Vapes instead.

have we figured out how to evolve shellder?

>>31886955
29.

Just stating the biggest problem with that slogan, that's all.

>>31886960
>reading comprehension

I have 2 10k eggs

>>31885792
>>31885784
Corsola is based on latitude but slightly larger than the space between the two Tropics. Some people have drawn some crude maps.
>>31885926
I've only seen one so far so good luck.

Guys....something bad is gonna happen tomorrow you guys. Trust me, I got a FEELING about this one.

>>31886966
Yeah, have a Hoothoot with high friendship in the second slot in your party and glock yourself

>>31886981
So Corsola can spawn in the Iberian Peninsula?

>>31886976
>have one blue incubator reserved for first 10km egg
>contemplate buying another for the second 10km egg
>hurr you can't read anon
Fuck off fatass.

>>31886961

Fuck off you ratjew

>Purposely lowering the drop rates of potions and revives so people stop attacking gyms due to the storage event for coins

I see through your bullshit.

>>31886986
Some of you guys are alright.

Don't spoof in front of Niantic HQ tomorrow.

>>31886986
Your dad being locked up for sex offences might be bad for you, but we don't care.

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>>31887001
You're a big guy

>>31887003
Don't forget removing the option to take eggs out of incubators and putting the yellow incubators further back in the list.

>>31886997
Probably not. You need to be roughly under the 31st parallel north.

>>31886997
I read it's between the Tropics, so not at all. Not even the Canary Islands.

>>31887003
>People actually believe this

Must suck being Niantic, catering to kids and manchildren.

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>mfw I just realized that I have an Upgrade in my inventory

I really need to pay more attention when I spin shit. I didn't notice when I got my Sun Stone either

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>>31887043
>>31887039
>>31886997

>>31887044

Suck my dick. Before Gen 2 hit I could get an assload of them. Now It's the reverse. Assloads of balls and shitberries and barely anything that I need for gym fighting. I guarantee once the event is over it will go back to how it was before.

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Post you and your buddy

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>>31887065

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>>31887077

>>31886938
I usually go weeks with seeing one, but I've gotten 5 since gentoo began: Aerodactyl, Dratini, Mareep x2 and one that I'm hatching now

I also felt like there was a big surge during the Halloween event. I must have gotten ten in that week alone.

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>>31887077

>>31887104
>fucking chads get corsola

REEEEEEE

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>>31887141

>>31887150
IT'S THE NUTSHACK

>>31887137
Laxed.com

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>>31887077
Ugly fucker's only my buddy until I can get enough candies to evlolve it into Golem. I'm pretty close. Also, stop posting your usernames on /vp/ retards

>>31887171
Why do you look like a faggot?

>>31887185
Because I am a faggot, anon-kun.

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>>31887137
>massive snorlax dick comes to mind
>little blond chick

>>31887217
Think Snorlaxes have dicks like us? Or do they have the red rocket thing?

>>31887202
Oh yeah tough guy? Prove it.

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I just completed my 7 day streak and didnt get an evo item

Never been more frustrated in my life. I thought they at least give you one for completing a streak..is it a glitch? Its literally impossible to get them otherwise then what the fuck im seriously considering uninstalling over this bullshit.

>>31887251
I'll prove it to your asshole, you little slut.

>>31887270
>Never been more frustrated in my life
wew lad

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>>31887077
I just want another espeon.

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>https://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/quick-moves
>electric mons cucked in DPS again

>>31887280
Good luck on the moveset. Espeon is well worth it

>>31887302
Thank you! I already have a confusion/future sight one but having two is always better.

>>31887280
>>31887312

>Tfw espeon is made of paper

>>31887289
Makes me glad I rolled Water Gun in my Lanturn now.

I get what they tried to do with Charge Beam but it simply just makes it worthless to damage anything.

>>31887324
Sadly, but I still like it. Same with houndoom.

>>31887270
not guaranteed but seems like alot of people got one with their 7 day streak including me

>>31887312
ZH/FS now.

>>31887272
You're not man enough. I bet you're too much of an heterofag to even post a dick pic next to your trainer profile.

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>>31887077
Help

>>31887404
>Rhydon and his Malaysian boy slave

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>>31887077

>Go out to the middle of town and back to see my sister
>5K trip
>PoGo registers 0.9K
>Several hours later need to walk back into town and back again
>PoGo registers 5K
why is it so finicky?

>>31887371
where did you get this info?
attacker or defender

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>do a set of 5k eggs
>2/3 are Paras and Shuckle
Why tho?

whoah we finally got johto pokemon?

>>31886835
That wasn't the final episode.

The last episode has Bobby joining a collegiate meat inspection team. Though that's one of my favorite quotes from the show.

>>31887536
Attacker

>>31887514
>Run 4Km,
>POGO registers 0 km

Sorry I thought this was a game about going out and being active

spoofing noob here, when i have mock location enabled, pokemon go tells me failed to detect location and i can tell flygps is working cause it shows me in the game where i want but i cant really do anything

>>31887620
Seriously? It's the last one listed on Kisscartoon.

I might check that later

>>31887638
Was it on a treadmill?

>>31887270
There has been reports that 7 day streak no longer guarantees evolution item AS OF YESTERDAY.
Not even Niantic knows why.

>>31887640
Do you have android 6.0? Otherwise it won't work.

>>31887640
Your Android version is too low.

>>31887171
Don't tell me what to do faggot

>>31887638
You were probably on a soccer field or something like a retard. Reminds me of me when I started, I actually ran 10 fucking km and it barely registered 3. The fucking pos was a Kabuto with shit ivs.

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>>31887584

>>31887638
>sit on my ass all day
>POGO registers 60+ km
Sucks to be you I guess. I used to be a walkfag like you, shit like what you're describing and the complete absence of pokestops in my vicinity pushed me to spoofing.

>>31884835
It isn't, though.

>>31887674
>>31887680
says im on 5.1.1 but im fully updated. guess my device probably just doesnt support it for some reason

>>31887729
if you had 6.0 or higher, it would have 'set mock location app' in dev settings, anon.

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>That good feelirinie when six Sudowoodoo thus far.

Bumped into the 1042 last night and caught him.

Feel free to bash/shit on me over my clusterfuck Pokemon that I need to transfer over lol. I still need to transfer over a shit ton of useless mons since my bag is literally filled to the brim with them....

>>31887729
Do you have a galaxy s4 or something? Because then you can't go higher than 5.1 I think so you won't be able to spoof.

>>31887227
Pretty much the same as a human. Only difference is theres has a literal bone in it.

>>31887740
the version im on does have it, it just fails to detect location for some reason when its turned on
>>31887751
nah its some sort of galaxy pad, forget which one though

>>31887748
why the fuck do you need six sudowoodos

>>31887394
Hold on, spam filter's being a little bitch.

>>31887765
you said 'when mock location' is on. this implies you don't have 'set mock location app'

so which is it

>>31887768

Did I fucking say I need them, Einstein?

>>31887649
>>31887698
Running the perimeter of my neighbourhood, it's a giant square. I've done this twice now and gotten nothing both times. Good thing I was actually just doing it for the exercise. I walked 7km or so after though. But thanks for believing I'm an intelligent human!

>>31887718
I'm home for reading week just as gen2 hits. Shit luck, because my campus has an insane number of stops. My apartment is a pokestop with drift that goes to 2 other stops.

>>31887778
Convenient excuse, heterofag. I bet you kiss girls on the mouth and are attracted to vaginas you disgusting normie.

>>31887783
okay, why do you WANT them, smartass

>>31887768
I have eight unwillingly because they keep appearing and hatching from eggs. Same with mantine.

>>31887748
They're so low CP.
Probably only worth keeping the ones with RT/SE or maybe RT/RS and then only for prestiging against flying or ice types. So sadly pretty useless.

>>31887394
Here you go, anon:
http://pasteboard.co/C1Bgx4N7t.jpg

>>31887785
>perimeter

Congrats you ran in a circle. Was each side of the square at least a 4 minute run; i.e., 16 minutes complete loop?

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>>31887748
>tfw expecting Sudowoodo to move
>almost quitting because the nigga ain't moving
>mfw when he does

>>31887779
it says "allow mock locations" is there really that big of a difference for the wording? and i wasnt quoting it exactly cause i didnt think there was a difference as long as it said mock location

>>31887644
Yea seriously, check it out if you get a chance. Just look around on a different site.

>Ruralfag far from gyms and stops
>bad outdoor allergies
>Bro would drive us into town
>Play PoGo there and take gyms
>Do this for months having a lot of fun
>He starts getting discouraged when our hard earned gyms get taken by spoofers
>He starts spoofing to keep our gyms safe
>We stop going out to play PoGo and he just spoofs at home
>He stops seeing the fun in the game. Says it feels like it punishes you for being Legit and isnt rewarding when you spoof
>I start to play alone now
>Everything that spawns is low CP shitmon that break free and run
>Gyms are always LVL 10 Enemy gyms by the start of the day
>Get sick from allergies
>Just start spoofing myself

>>31887815
the difference is that one doesn't work and the other does.

'allow mock locations' doesn't work.
'set mock location app' lets you set an app, such as Fake GPS Go as your mock location app, which works. looks like you're outta luck bro.

>>31887809
Wtf is wrong with your dick it looks like a claw made of flesh

>>31887834
That's Go for you. Your bro's right that it's no fun legit, but good on you for making the push to spoof. Make Pokémon Go Great Again.

>>31887834
Well it certainly feels like this game punishes you for playing legit or not living in a big town.

>>31887850
I'm uncut. I love that feeling of not being a kike.

whoah we're almost at bump limit?

>>31887850
That's the price of being an uncut sockdick.

>>31887867
Shall I make a new thread?

>>31887809
We wanted your dick, not your finger

>>31887891

I've got it under control as usual. Goes up at 310.

Anyone else here Go-and-Drive? With the Pokemon Go Plus it's a god-send, but I still like to manually do it sometimes and drive with my knees. No joke. If you think it's not easy you're autistic or are too young to drive.

>>31884717
oh hey, this is actually very fucking nice. Most of the new charge moves hit fast as fuck compared to the old ones.

>>31887899
I said I'm uncut. If that looks like a finger to you then you need a doctor desu

>>31887913
I do all the time when the temperature is down. The Go + just barely will be more lenient on the speed restriction, and it's great for catching a bunch of shitmon for a mass evo

>>31887912
OP are you H-h-hanke?

>>31887929
I need a doctor because your dick is small enough that you could confortably have some urethral intercourse?

>>31887834
You wouldn't have fun in a city full of other people throwing around their own germs and viruses and all the pollution in the air.

fuck Pokemon Go if the price is your own health

>>31887955

Nothing personal, anon.

>>31887955
Aren't we all hanke?

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>>31885368

Yeah, a few actually.

>>31887958

t. Hillbilly

>>31887956

Kek

New Thread

>>31887990

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>>31887990

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>>31887990

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>>31888055

>>31886576
>Spoofing increases as the weather declines.
So much this. I was in 4 gyms some how 10 min till I could collect. Left right before storm to try for a 5th. Starts pouring. Go back. Try to settle with four but was kicked out of a stronghold

Tauros with ZH/EQ is pretty good for training against muk

>>31887813
Somewhere about there, I was lagging a bit near the end because I haven't run all winter. Which, if anything, should have dipped me into the speed range to be picked up.

Like I said, it was about the exercise, not the POGO distance, but shit damn if that isn't lame.
This game needs the ability to track a route locally then transmit that data to the server instead of this bullshit point-to-point that cuts across winding paths

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>>31887289
>>https://pokemongo.gamepress.gg/quick-moves
>>electric mons cucked in DPS again
First off I don't really care but you're wrong

a) 3 of the top 6 EPS movesets are electric

which matters because of b) Thunder

Is there any site that lets you search for specific Pokemon? I want my Mareep