>Go to https://randompokemon.com/
>Generate two Pokemon
>Are you sure?>These Pokemon are about to be run over by a truck, unable to escape, but you can only save one of them. Who is it going to be?
Groudon will be fine I'll go for turtle
>jynx and politoed
Frog
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my boy Chatot
>pignite
>suicune
I think I can trust Suicune to take care of himself.
Saving Toxicroak, no question.
>Yanma
>Archen
Least favourite flying type or favourite, tough choice.
I don't give half a hot fuck about Mightyena and I always thought Simipour was underrated so this isn't a hard choice.
Both are fine to be honest. Xerneas throws giant ass roots from the ground and bewear is strong as fuck and can stop that truck.
>Pyukumuku
>Bidoof
German the Bidoof, but yell "Pyukumuku! Use Endure!". Hope for the best.
At worst, that truck is getting WRECKED
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>not letting Pyukumuku use Innards Out on the truck
>delibird
>aron
Save the Delibird, begrudgingly. Aron can survive that shit and then eat it afterwards.
Pangoro and ferroseed. I think I'll try and move panda because ferro is a literal speed bump. He'll make it.
I don't even have to think about this. I'm saving the crab!
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>gloom and skarmory
i'm sure le bird of stall can take care of itself
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>Genesect and Chespin
I'm sure Genesect can U-turn away from danger
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Mantyke
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>Lando-T
>Sawk
Save Sawk, let Lando-T die.
Gee I dunno boss
Shelmet. Not only is he a cute who evolves into a cool bug, but i'm pretty sure ferraligatr could survive being hit by a truck. plus i'm not a big fan of the gen 2 starter final forms.
>Pheromosa and Dewgong
I'll go for Dewgong then.
>Lele and Bulu
No debate necessary
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Sorry Lapras I can actually move Hawklucha