>this is considered a pokemon in 2017 Jesus fucking christ

but it's an ultra beast

>>31850297
ok it's dead

>>31850303
Its in the pokedex, therefore its a pokemon

>>31850297
It's from a different dimension

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>this is considered a pokemon in 2017
Jesus fucking christ just kill the franchise already

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>>31850308
They already ruined the franchise forever since they cant retcon this shit, it already happened, its over

>>31850330
>A bunch of eggs with eyes
Vs
>Whatever the fuck that shit is

You cant defend this shit, just give up

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>this isn't considered a pokemon in 2012

>>31850297
>2017
but is created in 2016

>>31850346
It's a space probe you mongoloid.

Did you miss the news?

>>31850346
It's a creative combination of a rocket ship with Princess Kaguya, cuck. I bet you're one of those
>hurr probopass is a bad design
fags.

>>31850354
Fuck off, its the current year?

>>31850373
gen 7 is from 2016

>>31850330
>eggs with eyes
>yellow barney
>2 evolutions where its literally 3 of the same pokemon
Nobody can defend this

>>31850363
>>31850368
How can you consider it a pokemon for fuck sake, its horrible, it looks so out of place, it doesnt belong in Pokemon
Also did you just assume that i hate probopass? Never ever do that again

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>>31850330
>This abomination
Rhydon didn't deserve this.
Jesus fucking christ just kill the franchise already

>>31850382
Is there a new gen this year right now? No? Then fuck right off

>>31850413
Rhydon ruined my bro rhyhorn so you fsggots deserved it.

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>this is considered a pokemon in 2017
Jesus fucking christ just kill the franchise already

>>31850297
Whats your guys' favorite pokemon? I love the creative Gen 1 classics like Rat and Bigger Rat or Blob and Bigger Blob

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>>31850297
But it's not a Pokémon. It's an ultra beast.

>>31850384
>eggs, when they are seeds

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>>31850407
>its horrible, it looks so out of place

This is why you have no friends, because everyone in your life feels this same exact way about you.

>>31850450
They were the first designs, simple but good, you have to attack them because you cant defend these shitstains that have tainted pokemon forever
>>31850451
Its in the fucking pokedex, its a pokemon

>>31850482
Nice projecting, and even if this was true, it doesnt change that these """pokemon""" are fucking shit

>>31850490
Simple does not equate to good. The series has always had garbage designs. You're such a fucking tool you can't even provide a reason as to why Celesteela is a poorly designed mon other than "It doesn't look like a Pokemon". Which is the literal point of Ultra Beasts, they're like alternate universe mons that are totally different.

>>31850424
gen 7 is from 2016 and CASE CLOSED,faggot.

>>31850407
"looks so out of place, it doesnt belong in Pokemon" Gee, maybe that's the point? Y'know, being from a different dimension?

>>31850297
Don't you insult her OP

>>31850482
not him, but you are projecting as fuck.

>>31850520
Because Celesteela is NOT a pokemon, but the game considers it a pokemon, that is what bothers me, ITS NOT A POKEMON

>>31850297
That's not a Pokemon.

>>31850528
Do you stop playing the games after the year they were released? No? Fuck you you fucking faggot, ITS 2017

>>31850547
It IS a Pokemon because the game considers it a Pokemon. Unless you're John Gamefreak I don't think you get to decide what is and isn't a Pokemon.

Now that they're introducing "literally not a Pokemon" into the franchise with things like UBs and Zygrade cells, I think it can stop. Kinda gives a sense of "fuck just design whatever and throw it in, they bitched when the dex wasn't big enough last gen".

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>>31850297
It's an alien horror from a different dimension, what did you expect? They're supposed to look completely different from any other Pokemon.

>>31850558
>>31850535
The game considers them pokemon

>>31850565
>>31850576
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GameplayAndStorySegregation

>>31850565
That is the problem, it shouldnt because it doesnt look like a pokemon

>>31850565
>>31850547
>>31850576
I mean, it's stated in-game that all Pokeballs are reduced in effectiveness because they can't recognize them as Pokemon.

>>31850582
It is not acceptable in any way

>>31850587
It is a Pokemon and also an Ultra Beast, which are a very unique set of Pokemon that look different because they are literally from a different dimension. Calm your fucking autism.

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>>31850587
yeah thats the point

>>31850575
Yet they don't really look that alien. A Magneton looks more alien than Celesteela. A Mr. Mine looks more alien than Nihilego.

>>31850576
The game considers them Ultra Beasts, which is why you're given beast balls

>>31850601
But you can still catch them.. does that mean you can catch humans too?

>>31850615
probably

>>31850615
With reduced effectiveness yes

>>31850615
ofcourse

>>31850501
>even if this was true
We all know that it IS true

>>31850566
Zygarde cells are pokemon, per say. Individual pieces of a collective whole 1 mon, zygarde 100%.

A single cell isn't considered a pokemon on their own for the same way girafarig's tail isn't it's own pokemon. It's just a body part.

UB are pokemon too, just pokemon from a seperate plane of existence. It's not like deoxys isn't a pokemon just because it comes from space or porygon because it's native to cyberspace.

>>31850563
NO ,LISTEN YOU DIPSHIT, POKEMON SUMO IS RELEASED IN 2016,SO IS FROM THAT YEAR AND END

>>31850576
It considers them Pokemon from a different dimension. If they looked like the Pokemon in the universe we know then what was the fucking point of making them from another dimension?

Complaining that they don't fit with other pokemon is literally ignoring that that is the desired effect.

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>>31850675
get out if you are not going to shitpost

>>31850447
the numale fakemon is created in 2016

>>31850621
>>31850623
>>31850630
Fuck this franchise then

>>31850646
BUT YOU CONSIDER THEM A POKEMON THIS YEAR YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>>31850763
BUT THERE'S NO NEW POKEMON THIS YEAR BECAUSE GAMEFREAK ARE LAZY ,YOU CLOD

>>31850675
That is the exact reason why they shouldnt exist
Fuck gamefreak

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>>3185029a-men. preach it!

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>>31850297
Well OP, there are a few reasons for this.
>1. It's a Legendary.
In the game code, Celesteela and the rest of the UBs are classified as "sublegendaries," the same as Pokemon like Moltres, Registeel, Azelf, etc. Legendary Pokemon often have very odd designs, especially from gen 3 onward, and do not look like traditional "Pokemon." For example, see Arceus, Volcanion, Giratina, Deoxys, etc.
>2. They're from a different world.
They are said to be Pokemon, but from a different world (Ultra Space). Thus, it makes sense that Pokemon in that alternate world would have different designs from Pokemon of the initial world (similar to Deoxys, but not explicitly space aliens).

>>31850925
Ughh what are you doing? You are supposed to shitpost and get angry i didnt plan for this what do i do now

>>31850925
>In the game code
Story and gameplay segregation.

>>31850954
Yes? This does not preclude them any existing design traits afforded to legendaries. This is simply the reason for the choices made in the design.
I gave two reasons, one from the gameplay, and one from the story, so this is not an issue either.

UB thread? Sure

So I was going to start catching them, but what nature should I go for on Nihilego? I was thinking Modest?

>Gamefreak apologists
Just admit that some pokemon look like shit in the new games, jesus.

>>31851001
Timid, definitely. Have to abuse that troll speed, plus you'll still get a beast boost in Sp Atk.

>>31851003
>Muh new games are shit
Admit that some pokemon look like shit no matter what. This has literally nothing to do with apologetics.

>>31851012
Thanks, I'll do that. Glad I have a Timid Alakazam at the ready, whew.

>>31850954
You keep saying this and it continues not to be relevant.

>>31851003

UBs are not meant to look like Pokemon though

>>31851003
No matter how ugly "new games Pokemon" look like shit, nothing will ever be as bad as Jynx and the fucking alphabet.

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>>31850575

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>>31851262

>>31851262
>>31851266
What are these? They look like rejected concept art for Eva Angels. Not to say they don't look cool

>>31850450
In fairness, they're far better than Pickled Testicle, Pickled Scrotum and Pickled Abortion

>>31851272
They're the Reapers from what, the second series of Digimon?

They were essentially the Digimon-universe equivalent of Angels.

>>31851272
"Agents" from Digimon Tamers - beings created by an NSA anti-cyber-terrorism program that came into contact with the Digital World, tried to delete Digimon and got contaminated with their evolutionary code

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>>31851208
>Not liking Unown

>>31850303
Kill yourself

>>31850520
>ultra beasts even a thing
It's a garbage idea and you're an idiot

>>31851329
Well it's a good thing you explained why the UBs are bad and didn't just assume your opinion is an objective truth, then you'd like an idiot instead of me.

I'm a pokemon in 2017

>>31850538
>her

>>31850607
Mime and magneton still have faces. Like half the ultrabeasts don't.

>cast in the name of arceus
>ye not guilty

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Why does this board like responding to such obvious bait?

>>31850615
No. We've seen in anime what pokeballs do to humans. Very uncomfortable but does not convert to energy and put in ball.

Rice balls and other inanimate items, oddly enough, do. Perhaps pokemon really are homunculi created through Arceus's power of alchemic creation. Would explain those ancient runic pokeballs with no electronic parts in the giant gengar and alakazam episode, pokeball just working via alchemy.

>>31851732
It's showtime

>>31850954
Have the green pokedex background like the tapus too. Pokedex is lore, i.e. story. Both story and code say legendaries.

>>31851745
All boards do it now, because all of the internet does it now and newfags come in from other parts of the internet, nobody just starts here.

Fix the internet, and you'll fix 4chan.

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>>31851344
>
the fact that youre defending the poorly implemented idea of "poke beasts" says youre more of the idiot than anyone on here, actually.

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>>31850582
>tvtropes

>>31851879
Mind explaining why their designs are bad? Or are you just going to keep assuming they are bad like a child?

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>Not posting this
They turned a pile of fucking plugs into a Pokemon. Nintendo is definitely running out of ideas.

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>>31850297
Whatever your reasoning about what Pokemon ought to be, need I remind you a computer generated drinking bird was one of the original 151.

I dont like them ultra beasts, and I think the whole alolan garbage is shit..

>>31850576
No, it considers them "Pokémon" despite not being Pokémon.

>>31852364
>Nintendo