>Go to https://randompokemon.com/ >Generate 1 Pokemon

>>31842023
>How fucked are you?
What does it matter if you are going to die anyways?

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>How fucked are you?
Well to start things off, it's irrelevant what I roll since according to you, the pokemon WILL kill me.
Pretty fucked, I'd say.

>>31842023
>Luvdisc
I'm going to die to a shitmon. Fuck.

A bashful sligoo

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well shit

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>going to be killed by my favourite Pokemon
thanks OP

>>31842113
>Your favorite Pokemon
>Not Scyther

...Sorry, shitty forcing of a meme is shitty and forced.

Gentle Maractus, this is going too far.

>Kricketune
It's going to sing something that'll make me commit suicide, I guess.

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I'm gonna die to a Gothita lil

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>>31842023
>Abra
Wow, it's going to teleport behind me
psh..nothin personel kid...

>Goomy

Oh no I'm absolutely terrified

>>31842189
The most adorable death of all.

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>stoned by a mega heracross
I really hope the first rock is a crit so it ends quickly

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>>31842023
It could perch on my face and suffocate me, I guess.

>>31842023
>slaking
hello darkness my old friend

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>>31842378
I would prefer something like Tyrantrum biting my head off and shaking it like the T-Rex from Jurassic Park KEK

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I guess this airplane is coming through my window tonight.

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>>31842023
:(

>>31842023
>How fucked are you?

Swampert uesed waterfall!

Litten has fainted.

What will the opposing trainer do.

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>>31842023
HA

>>31843097
-teleports behind you-

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celebrate another one
a birthday bash

>>31842023
Mime jr.

Can probably throw it assuming it can't use psychic well

>>31842023
>It's fucking Darkrai
A bold one, too

>>31842035
>>31842050

Some of the ghost types might eat your soul or some shit.

That's all I can think of to make it different from regular death.

>Slowking
It will kill me slowly I guess ;_;

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An Adamant Bonsly

A fucking rock tree is going to kill me?

>>31842035

Came here to post this

OP is a faggot

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this was my second roll, first was a pokemon i don't know

>>31846449
>2998-981
>not knowing every pokemon

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Dying by poison is painful

>Stunky
Eww.

>>31842023
I don't think I'll even die.

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>>31848151
Forgot pic.

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Lol

Spoink

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>tfw gonna get crushed to death

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I'll be fine

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he might sleep before attacking me

>moltres

it was a nice run lads.

>>31842737
fug

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>>31842023
There's no big body of water even close to my house. I'd like to see this fag try.

>gigalith

Oh dear

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This one might be scary

>>31842023
>Snivy
You smug bastard.

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;-:

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the nature makes it more scary

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better be spiky-eared lol

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at least he's gentle

>>31848369
You are the body of water

>>31849507
NO
I AM A HUMAN MADE OF FLESH AND BLOOD
I AM NOT A FUCKING WATER TANK TAKE THAT BACK YOU FAGGOT

>Zapdos

Okay this will be a painful death.

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umm

>>31849516
The human body is 50-75% water, you chump

>>31844627
yeah but all ghost types have at least one non-ghost type attack

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Can I fug it before it kills me?

>>31851257
Yes, do you think she has a thicc wet vagina?

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Toad will just kill me by screaming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4tuF6PmLc4

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Oh mama...

>>31842023
Ah shit, mega salamence

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fuck

>Suicune

If something's going to kill me, I'd rather it be a powerful force of nature that can do so quickly and with little pain, so this is okay.

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>>31842023
Shit

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>>31842023
I honestly have no idea.

>>31842023
Horsea. I actually can't picture it happening at all.

>>31842023
>Rotom Fan
ouch, it will be bloody

>Celebi

SHHHIIITTT

Treavenant.

>" This Pokémon is said to devour anyone daring to ravage the forest "

Well fuck

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I'm fucked

>>31853637
At least you can just BURASTO that one away

>>31842023
>Jumpluff
that shit is supposed to be lighter than the air, how the fuck is it going to kill me?

>misdreavus
hopefully it fugs me to death

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>Zoroark

Aw fuck

>Disguises as wife
>Enters bedroom and gets into bed
>everything normal
>killed by imposter
>last thing I know before death is fear and confusion/betrayal

That's actually scary