>you're lying down and relaxing
>all of a sudden the closest thing you have to a best friend and your pet who has imprinted on you as its parental figure or whatever comes up to you and begs to cuddle you
>death by familial bond is inevitable
What do you do?
>>31828393
Play smash with him
>>31828393
I don't see how cuddling silvally would harm you, let alone kill you
>>31828512
figure of speech
>>31828393
No animals on the bed or any other furniture. I'll take you for a walk later now go away
>>31828405
Shit man, how's a giant penguin gonna hold that controller?
>>31828393
[x] Pet chimera doggo.
>>31828405
>ask her to play the wii
i mean, my bed would probably be on fire or something, so probably just stop drop and roll
>>31828969
Your dog probably hates you
Accept my fate
>>31831833
hugs are nice
>>31830832
Awkwardly.
bamp
>>31831242
well he's dead now so I hope not. It's not good for your soul to carry hatred into the next life
>>31828393
Touch butt
>>31838359
>black fingernail polish
Why do people do this?
>>31839104
It makes me hard, tbqh.
>>31839104
do not knock it off until you have tried it out