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>>31806250
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

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>>31806266
The stairs up from the chasm chamber have lead you and your team to what looks to be some sort of pool in the temple. The ceiling above is open to allow the sunlight to stream in.

>>31806290
roll for shit on the floor

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>>31806290
???: Welcome, welcome one and all! I've heard of you four and your journey, your gallant search to find the King of this fair forest, and lady and gentlepokes, I am honored to introduce you all to the most, royal, the most regal...

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>>31806349
???: THE ONE,

>>31806349
>>31806365
Ah fuck, it's gonna be another -king?

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>>31806365
???: THE ONLY,

>>31806376
It's prolly a Kingdra

>>31806388
MOTHERFUCKER

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>>31806378
???: KING OF THE FOREEEEEEST,

Me.


Osha: Well here we fucking go again.

>>31806378
say "your next line is: 'king of the forest!'"

>>31806396
>1 decides first action

>>31806396
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!

>>31806408
Try not to start a fight by asking about the gear he has.

>>31806396
make a Jojo reference

>>31806408
Ask him to let you pass through

>>31806396
Have Buddy and Croagunk shoot tons of gunk and poison in the water to pollute it to kill Kingdra when it goes into the water because fuck this i'm tired.

>>31806396
Listen to what the 'king' has to say while I try to figure out this room's gimmick

>>31806408
Time to show Ron's skill is a silver tounge! Appeal to his kingship and insist you need the gears to help fix the forest.

>>31806408
Shit on the floor

>>31806396
Urge to kill rising
Ask him if he's also killing the forest, if he is then tell him that so far you've killed and eaten every king you've met, ask him if he wants to be our next meal

>>31806439
Re

>>31806396
Ask what he's willing to trade for the gear.

>>31806453
Re

>Claim you have an offering for Kingdra
>Tell Oshawott to carry Oddish over to "give it to him"
>use Sleep Powder to put him to bed
>grab the gear and fucking run

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>>31806418
Re for
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THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY 「STAND」!!
ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ

>>31806453
re

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>>31806422
>You ask Kingdra if he'll let you pass through his chamber without any trouble

>Kingdra hops off his gear and lets it sink back into the water

Kingdra: Pass? Pass through where, my dear fire pig? This chamber is the end of the line, both for this path, and for you if you don't swear fealty to yours truly, and hand over those lovely gears you've collected~

>2 next

>>31806524
Alright, you've had troubles with water in the past but surely you've built up a resistance by now. Show Kindra your resolve by hopping in the water and demanding safe passage.

>>31806524
Pull out a gear, leap to Kingdra, and ram it into his head and through his skull

>>31806524
This little shit he thinks he's something. Do >>31806453 and make sure he know you have a grass type.

Also, didn't we get a TM last time?

>>31806524
Something tells me a fight is unavoidable. Might as well ask why he wants the gears as well as pretend we don't have any.

>>31806569
Refilling for this

>>31806560
rerolling because ron must be fed up with this king shit

>>31806524
Breath ember on the water to create a veil of mist, then have Oddish use energy ball.

>>31806564
TM for Facade

>>31806524
Play along with Kingdra. Offer him the gears while probing for info. Then betray him when he gets close.

>>31806524
Grab oddish tell him to fire off energy balls, while you yell EMERALDO SPLASHI!

>>31806564
re

>>31806569
reroll

>>31806524
Pretend you don't know what a gear is and give him a bunch of other junk that you claim are "gears"

>>31806560
re

>>31806578
Re

>>31806600
Let the comedy begin

>>31806600
Good stuff.

>>31806600
Ah crap, we're gonna have to make osha swim to recover all of our items that are gonna be dropped to the pool

If quads we teach ourselves Facade for Ember at some point then get Oddish to Poison Powder us should we have to battle

>>31806655
confirmed with double dubs

>>31806667
Off by one, good try tho

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>>31806600
>You scowl as though trying to think very hard about what Kingdra has just said. "Gears... gears... Do we have any gears?"

Buddy: Y-

>"YOU KNOW, I don't think we do. Can't say I know what you're talking about, Mr. King."

Kingdra: I know you have them, dear piggy. My informants have been watching your journey.

>"Gear... gear... you mean this thing?" You pull out the TM you received from Slaking.

Kingdra: No, that's not a-

>"This thingy here?" You pull out an oran berry and squish it gently in your hooves, looking at it curiously as though you've never seen one before.

Kingdra: No, that's a berr-

>"This?" You pull out a cheri berry, scowling hard, trying to understand

Osha: (Ron! We might need those, don't throw them away like that!)

Kingdra: No, that's another berry I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU STUPID PIG, I WAS RIDING MY GEAR EARLIER.

>3 next

>>31806773
Take the cheri berry and do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRihwcQBfiM

>>31806773
Give Kingdra's pool a change in colour.

>>31806773
Tell him that he's really grinding your gears.

>>31806773
Kiss Oshawott on the cheek and act like a bimbo to confuse Kingdra

>>31806773
Tell him he's being annoying and leave back to the other room

>>31806773
Congratulate him on seeing through your ruse. Lay the compliments on thick and ask if he'd be willing to sell his gear to you in exchange for a kiss from Buddy

>>31806794
Re

>>31806773
This
>>31806578

>>31806773
Give him the gears.

>>31806794
reroll but motion to Oddish to attack Kingdra while he's distracted by the cheri licking

>>31806773
While you distract Kingler, get Croagunk and Oshawott into position to destroy the Horsea statues. It may drain the pool.

>>31806804
re

>>31806794
Reroll

>>31806773
Ask him to show you the gear. Then have everyone attack his head so it explodes.

>>31806773
Just start walking away. This guy seems like he'd be desperate enough to try and get you to stay.

>>31806804
reroll

>>31806773
Tell oshawott to sneak over and steal the gear while the rest of the team distracts kingdra.

>>31806794
are you telling me

that you want

some sort of reference to something?

>>31806794
One more time.

>>31806794
reroll

>>31806816
Yeah! Re for vandalism! Fuck up those statues and act like you're fighting real opponents while you do it!

>>31806804
last reroll

>>31806863

God damn it.

Lure Kingdra out of the water with the promise of gears. When he does, kiss him.

>>31806797
roll

>>31806794
Rerolling to rero

>>31806773
op if nothing gets digits then is the post with the most (you)s chosen?
also if this gets digits then do >>31806794

>>31806904
It goes to the first get after 5 mins, no counters, which is>>31806863

>>31806929
don't you mean >>31806899

>>31806943
ask post called for a 3, but it doesn't matter, they're both rerolling for the same post

>>31806974
don't you mean rerorolling

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>>31806863
>>31806794
>"A berry you say? Well, you know, I *am* pretty hungry." You pick up the cheri berry and taunt Kingdra by licking it very loudly. In Japanese.

>>31806999
you do not deserve those trips

>>31806999
BOOOOOO, BOOO this man!

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>>31807008
Kingdra: ENOUGH OF THIS

>Kingra aims a Hydro pump at you, which you dodge out of the way of just in time. Unfortunately, his stream has destroyed the stairs out of this room. Looks like you're trapped now.

Kingdra: If you won't hand over your gears, then I'll take them from you by force!

>4 next

>>31807031
For once I feel like we're actually justified in reacting with violence.

Destroy the horsea statues and pee in the pool

>>31807031
Rapidly punch the Kingdra while yelling "ORAORAORA", since we're already on the fucking meme train

>>31807031
call out magicians red and strike a pose

>>31807031
Ron and Plum attack Hydra's eyes
Osha and Buddy jump in to attack him in the water

>>31807031
Ask Buddy and Oshawott to cover since they're resistant. Then go for the statues since I'm pretty sure they're important. At the very least we'll wreck everything Kingdra owns.

>>31807031
Used the pieces of the destroyed stairs to build a bridge to Kingdra and give him a smooch

>>31807031
Look hm square in the eyes
mutter ">implying you can hit me"
do a somesault jump and kick him n the face

>>31807031
Use flame charge

can we move past the jojo reference now?

>>31807044
>>31807062
Can we do both of these? They're practically the same.

>>31807080
never

>>31807044
W-well...

>>31807031
Roll for whisper to osha to go and swim behind him and wait for kindra to be distracted to attack, in the meantime taunt kindra and have buddy spam energy ball

>>31807044
do this

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did op do a die

>>31807206
no, just takes him a while to make the sets

>>31807206
he deaded!
real det

>>31807044
>First reply is actually a get AND helpful for the battle
This is going to be a cakewalk

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>>31807044
>You run over to the edge, and leap into the air with a Flame Charge, crashing into the nearest Horsea statue, breaking it (also taking a leak into the pool as you fly through the air)

Kingdra: You dare defile my Royal waters? Agh-

>Your team springs into action and assaults Kingdra with an Energy Ball, Cross Chop and Tackle.

>With nothing below you, you fall into the pool and it's horrible and painful as ever

>5 next

>>31807241
Grab onto Kingdra's back and yell "Yeesnaw!"

>>31807241
leap onto an island and take a massive, hot shit into the water while screaming "MEME XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" at kingdra

>>31807241
Go destroy the other statue after climbing out of the pool

>>31807262
rerolling

>>31807241
Call to Osha to come save you/pretend you're drowning and get mouth to mouth

>>31807241
Get back on land and run for it to the other statue. You speed should have increased.

>>31807241
swim behind kindra and try to hold it while the team attacks it

>>31807241
Remembering the wisdom of our late father, George Joestar, we swim to the bottom to use an air pocket to provide the oxygen needed to boil kingdra alive

>>31807241
Climb onto Kingdra from behind and shove a Gear down its throat. Make sure to make some cheesy one-liner too, like, "Don't choke now!"

>>31807241
Jump on kingdra's head after getting back up on the ledge, blinding him with your hooves.

>>31807241
wait til something bad is about to happen and then push osha out the way so yo can claim you saved his life and he will love yo as his hero

>>31807277
This would be perfect if we weren't swimming in our own piss

>>31807281
Rerolling

>>31807305
re

>>31807277
Trips to cancel and due this >>31807295

>>31807298
roll

>>31807277
We probably will drown now.

>>31807295
>make some cheesy one-liner too, like, "Don't choke now!"
>Do not CHOKE on you aspirations, director

>>31807306
This is a big metaphor for everything Ron tries to do.

>>31807277
It's admirable how even when suffering, Ron will still dedicate himself to getting that kiss

>>31807366
Ron is a tepig/man with clear goals.

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>>31807277
inc picture spam
>You flail around in the water, pretending to drown. "Osha! I need help! I can't swim! Glub glub!"

Osha: Ron, I've seen you swimming before and you just said the words "glub glub" out loud instead of making drowning noises and also now's not the time!

Kingdra: 4 on one, hm? Your attacks only sting, but if that's how it's going to be, then I need to show you my true, beautiful, regal power!

>>31807472
Could be raring up a Twister to screw with us.

>>31807472
Don't let him show that beautiful power! Swim your hardest to get to him and bite down on his snout to keep any water from coming out!

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>>31807472
>Kingler slips away from the group and swims to the middle of the pool. He raises his head to the sky and calls "Now, COME!"

>A soft, rhythmic clapping sound comes from somewhere inside the temple, growing louder and louder, like something is drawing near, but the sound is bouncing and echoing off the walls so you can't tell where it's coming from.

>Overhead, thunder rumbles and the sky begins to cloud over...

>>31807516
if we shut his snout while he's trying to use an attack, would his head explode?
reroll

>>31807516
Why bite, lets use our piggy cock

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>>31807528
>It begins slowly at first, with only a couple drops, but soon it begins to come faster and faster, a roaring rain storm!

PSA: Rain would be difficult to draw and erase over and over again across the whole board, so rain will be indicated by the weather box up in the top right hand corner

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>>31807528
>Kingler

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>>31807555
thankfully this doesn't count

>>31807578
I wasted the get : ^)

>>31807562
it's like tiny knives cutting across Ron's skin at all times

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>>31807562
>In an instant, Kingdra disappears and reappears behind your team, striking Croagunk with a rain-boosted Hydro Pump. Roughed up, Croagunk falls into the pool next to you.

Kingdra: Hahaha! Try keeping up with me now!

>6 next

>>31807555
Re for this, I'm not letting my get go to waste

>>31807571
fffffffFFUCK

there's just TOO MANY KINGS in this story. Who came up with this garbage anyway

>>31807612

He seems very protective of the beauty of his domain. Take a dump in the water and see how he reacts.

Op, why being Ron is suffering?
Why wasn't Ron summoned to the pokemon world to help repopulate an island full of poke-babes.

>>31807612
Help Plum get out of the water! Be selfless!

>>31807612
Have Croagunk destroy the other statue. While that's going on, have Buddy attack Kingdra. Tell Oshawott to go for the gear, and when Kingdra goes for Oshawott, strike with your rock hard tackle.

>>31807612
>Croagunk isn't Dry Skin
Can we find an ability capsule somewhere?
Anyway, tell Buddy to distract with some Sleep Powders while Oshawott goes to destroy the other Horsea

>>31807653
This while we whisper sweet somethings into her ear. And by "whisper" I mean make sure it's loud enough for our real love interest to hear

>>31807612
Rescue Plum and feed her an Oran.

>>31807644
life is cruel sometimes. Sometimes it makes you a fire type pokemon in a campaign revolving around mostly water type pokemon bosses

>>31807670
reroll

>>31807612
Swim and save Plumeria whilst shaking sparkling water off like a total badass

flame charge right into kingdra's mouth while saying something cool

>>31807636

Reroll to lock in?

>>31807653
>>31807674
roll

>>31807722
nice

Reroll for >>31807712 and >>31807722. We can do both!

>>31807722
yay, you did it
2 minutes too late but you did it!

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>>31807636
>Plum drags you over to the edge while Osha and Buddy try to fend off the fearsome King pokemon. He seemed like an tough fight before, but the rain is making him stronger and faster than ever now! If only you could make it stop...

>Since he seems pretty defensive of his pool, you decide to see his reaction if you drop a deuce in his pool.

>Kingdra sees your filthy act and glares at you.

Kingdra: Defile my beautiful pool, will you?

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>>31807828
>In an instant, Kingdra swiftly swims around Oshawott and Oddish and appears before you.

Kingdra: If you're going to treat my pool like a toilet, then at least have the courtesy to FLUSH!

>Kingdra uses Twister, sending your dump flying back at you and damaging both you and Croagunk

>From somewhere off in the distance, you hear more echoing clapping, accompanied by jovial laughter this time

>>31807893
>7 next

>>31807909
investigate the luaghter

>>31807893
There's some sort of live show going on here. Clearly the key to victory is to use your always impressive charisma to bring the crowd over to your side. Make some cool and funny quips, all building up to the dramatic kiss scene with Osha that'll really get that crowd cheering!

>>31807893
there's no better moment that now to say this
SHIT!
rolling for whatever the post below mine

>>31807924
I'm ok with this. Maybe if he loses his audience, he'll give up?

>>31807909
Call for your Bat Bros

Maybe you're on a tv show and in the end they all say "it's a prank bro"

>>31807926
rerolling for this

>>31807893
>>31807909
I'm starting to feel as though that green thing in the corner is a curtain...
Let's try and distract Kingdra and tell one teammate to go for a Horsea statue while another goes for the green veil.

>>31807926
Reroll, this is perfect.

>>31807893
Outquip the kindra while you destroy the second horsea statue

>>31807933
>>31807934
I mean....does it count?

>>31807926
>>31807946
Both of these please.

>>31807926
Re

>>31807946
green thing in the corner, you say? Hm, well now that's interesting.

>>31807909
fart hehe

>>31807957
doesn't matter now, >>31807944 beat the previous dubs.

>>31807946

I like this idea. Rerollng for this.

>>31807979
>>31807944 isn't a command though

>>31807977
fuck off

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>>31807977

>>31807988
This is getting confusing. I think this is the current operative roll?

>>31807990
doesn't matter now, >>31807988 beat the previous dubs.

>>31807946
re
>>31807977
ha

>>31808018
but >>31807977 got dubs that OP asked for

>>31808040
I mean, you're not wrong... but seriously?

>>31807933
>>31807934
>>31807924

>Buddy, who managed to follow, Kingdra's movements, attempts a poison powder, but is blown away by a twister.

>In the meanwhile, you try to focus on the laughing sound... it sounds like just one person, laughing and clapping... they can't be that far away...

>8 next

>>31808063
But he's wrong, the order is Number asked by op < dubs < counter dubs < counter to the counter dubs

>>31808076
fart again hehe

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>>31808076
pic

>>31808076
Tell Osha to swim towards the sound while Plum, you, and buddy distract Kingdra

>>31808076
>No picture
OP's FLYING SHIT :^)

>>31808076
Green curtain time. Ember it so that we can see who's hiding behind it.

>>31808018
>>31808040
both after 5 min cutoff

>>31808076

Light the curtain on fire with Ember. Or just check behind it, whatever.

>>31808076
Regroup and investigate the clapping

>>31808089
son of a bitch

>>31808076
Tell Osha to reveal the mon behind the green curtain.

>>31808122
this

Flame charge yourself to the green thing

>>31808122
no actually fart hehe

>>31808089
Re

>>31808076
Yell for someone to destroy the damn statue, the other to help Buddy, and you burn the green thing away while saying Kingdra's plan is about to go up in flames. If it works add in that the smoke and mirrors is over.

giving my dubs to the post below me

rolling for OP to ignore any fart requests

>>31808088
I'm not sure you understand how this works. Try reading the rules, or just don't post.

>>31808154
reroll hehe

>>31808159
This, except below me

>>31808166
dubs confirm
no fart posts will be honored, no matter the get

>>31808181
okay then use diaper beam lol

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>>31808181

>>31808166
Nice

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>yfw you realize that the laughter is just a small child Kingdra is looking after and we're about to ruin their fun

>>31808200

Well then, he's setting a very bad example for that child, and he deserves to get beat.

>>31808200
Kingdra is trying to kill us, so I'm absolutely fine with that.

>>31808199
very nice

>>31808200
I know its fictional, but in my head, I just imagine a small Horsea child just loving this and we're about to rain on their parade.

>>31808200
We're doing a favor to that kid then, he won't like to be around after we kill and start eating kindra's heart for it's power.

>>31808200
>>31808233
Which is perfectly fine wasting dubs, however, is not

>>31808249
Both are after 5 minutes anyway

>>31808249
>>31808233
Dangit, I never get the dubs whenever I do want them.

>>31808269
don't feel bad. my only dubs this thread was abolishing farts

>>31808298
>My dubs were useful, yours were not, don't be sad

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>>31808122
>You signal to your comrades to distract Kingdra for a second.
>Oshawoot uses water gun, which Kingdra counters with another Hydro Pump. Plum helps out too with a mud slap to lower his visibility.
>You meanwhile, want to investigate that laughter, and realize you've been ignoring this big green leaf covering the wall here. Maybe there's something behind it. You leap through the air again, spitting an ember as far as you can, igniting the leaf curtain, burning it away to reveal...

>>31808318
yourself

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>>31808318
Politoed: Hehe, hi

>9 next

>>31808311
nice dubs

>>31808335
SLOWKING'S BRO
HORY SHIT

>>31808335
>Evolves by using King's rock
it's a king, so that means it has a king's heart, RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR!

>>31808335
Say hi back, then beat the shit out of him for no reason.

>>31808335
Use harden and then use pound on the Kingdra if you get my meaning

>>31808335
so hi back

>>31808335

Well obviously focus all of your attacks on Politoed, to disable his presumable Drizzle.

>>31808335
Ask Politoed to help us out. Offer Kingdra's heart to him if you win

>>31808353
re

>>31808335
Tell Buddy to just blast Politoed. Let's not even bother with this dual boss fight

>>31808361
This. I think we have to take out Politoed.

>>31808353
re
also once we kill it eat his heart

Can we add politoed to the party?

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>>31808399
>>31808400
>>31808411
all of those dubs in a row

>>31808399
>>31808400
I say both are the same thing. If politoed is the TRUE king of the forest, I swear...

>>31808411

No, because you missed the cutoff by two seconds.

Probably for the better. If it has Drizzle, as it apparently does, that would be pretty miserable for Ron.

>>31808353
The real king's name starts with an "S" though.

>>31808431
>>31808411
I do like politoed, but it'd be a pain in the ass to have to remember and work in rain every single map

>>31808452
Plus, seriously, rain every battle? Let's just literally murder our protagonist right now, why don't we.

>>31808439
You would take the bats word about who is king of the forest when they didn't even know about the others outside of the temple?

>>31808452
And if he controles his power?

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>>31808400
>>31808353
>You pull yourself to shore and run along the back path of the pool, Flame Charging into the Politoed and biting and chewing and tearing away whatever you can get your teeth on.

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>>31808501
Kingdra: ...Sweet Arceus, Politoed wasn't even fighting. He was just a boy...

Osha: A boy you were exploiting for power?

Kingdra:...W-well...

>The weather has cleared up! Kingdra no longer gains a speed boost from Swift Swim!

>>31808501
Let's do like the french and eat that fucking frog

But that poor politoed was innocent

>>31808540
>0 next

>>31808564
if the heart hasn't been eaten yet do that then get back to fighting kingdra

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>>31808540
BBBBBBBBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL LEAP ON FUCKING CUNTDRA AND TEAR HIS GODDAMN HEAD OFF FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK NIGGER SHIT REEEEEEEEEE

>>31808540
Knock over the other statue as your allies keep attacking kingdra

>>31808564
cry

>>31808540
Aw see, now I feel awful. King or not. Just annihilate that Kingdra asshole.

>>31808564
Throw the heart at Kingdra if you haven't eaten it. Throw Politoed if you have.

>>31808540
Osha: Ron, you killed a child?... Amazing!

Ask kingdra why was that politoed there

>>31808588
I thought we only did that to Osha

>>31808580
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROLL

>>31808588
Hey finally got that dubs for a just cause!

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So, after all the kings are dead, will we be the King of the Forest?

Captcha semi-related.

>>31808580
reroll

>>31808684
Yes, and our beloved princess oshawott will become queen of the forest!
And we will rule our forest with iron first!

>>31808695
But, we don't have fists

>>31808709
iron hoof!

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>>31808588
Kingdra: I-I, you see... w-well, one as regal as I... uh...

>FLAME CHARGE
>BRINE
>ENERGY BALL
>CROSS CHOP

>Kingdra has fainted!

>>31808695
With 20% more damage on punch moves

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>>31808722
LATER

*splsh*
Osha: I got the gear and there was a switch down there too, so I pressed it. See if anything happens?

>>31808722
Time to get our loot, and by loot i mean tear that fucker and eat his king's heart, gotta catch them all in my tummy

>>31808722
He's gonna be more than just fainted, completely turn him into paste.

>>31808739
I'm going to assume the gears open the way out

>>31808745
>completely turn him into paste
so vore him?

>>31808766
vore would mean he's still alive tho.

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>>31808739
*kchk*
>A door opens behind Oddish and Croagunk, leading elsewhere in the temple.

Osha: Ah, another path. Guess that Kingdra blocked it off for some reason. But now we can explore it, right Ron?

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>>31808766
>>31808744
>TFW you originally did the heart thing as a joke and now its a fetish

>>31808766
I guess we could smash him into paste, eat the leftovers, and they dump him out in his "wonderful" pool

eat those hearts

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>>31808779
Osha: Ron?

>At the mention of your name, you raise your head, half-chewed Kingdra heart in your mouth. You weren't paying attention (again) but you nod and turn back to the business at hand.

TO BE CONTINUED

>>31808783
i was just thinking how we turned this from Ron being a pervert that wanted to rape oshawott into Ron's a fucking psycho that want's to eat hearts, at least now we have a motivation to progress and finish battles quickly

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>>31808812
Thanks for another good thread, OP.

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don't forget to grab our items

also thanks for the thread OP

We need more rape stuff

night all, thanks for joining!
I said it last time, but we're closing in on the end of the King of the Forest chapter! Depending on the pace, we've got like maybe 2-3 more threads for it? Maybe we'll finish it up this weekend~

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The others literally don't care about how savage we are. This is just accepted to them. We could do anything and just be nodded off as "Ron being Ron"

>>31808812
Another great thread op, see you tomorrow!
though seriously, i think we need to get back to the village soon, or somewhere were we can't kill anyone, Ron's bloodlust is getting out of control

>>31808850
heh, was gonna see if anyone remembered. They're all back in the bag

>>31808859
so we have to ramp the savagery up around 500 notches

I'll miss you OP

>>31808876
Become a heart eating pig warlord.

We should make armour from all these dead body parts some time. Maybe that's what OP had planned for Beldum before we got frisky with Wooper.

>>31808885
no, we must go even further beyond
fucking maul your own teammates and keep their blood in vials to drink later

>>31808895
we /MonsterHunter/ now?

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>>31808902
>wanting to maul Oshawott

>>31808895
Or some items, like a silk scarf with some slaking fur

>>31808812
Adios, amigo

>>31808812
Thanks for running!

>>31808907
We've got shell bits, a horn, a fin, a Shelder crown, fur, and scales. Once we rip out Nidoking's horn and the true King's material, we could definitely make armor.

>>31808911
we maul and then rape Oshawott, it's the only way to keep our teammates in line

>>31808907
>have to kill slaking 15 more time hoping it drops it's left big toe

>>31808855
Good night OP!
Is there any chance we might go back to the old way where only trips can override the first dubs?

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>>31809026
>Seaking Horn was the super rare 1% drop
>We don't need it for the armour we want

>>31809034
Let's put it to a vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/12355226

>>31808859
I wonder if the world is just really hardcore or if the team is just super tolerant. I guess we'll see when we get back to the village and accidentally murder/rape someone.