>*blocks your path* >"Give us all your mons OR WE

>>31788096
I send out Decidueye who immediately and swiftly kill them both in the blink of an eye, splattering their brains with feather arrows.

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>>31788096
Do the mathematical equation to fuckin rek their ass
BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP FWWWEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHSHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHAAHHHH

1+1........
=....
2

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i surrend to my new overlords

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>>31788096
Oh no, I seem to have forgotten my pokemon at home

>>31788126
>a2=ab
How do people even fall for this?

>>31788170
by being retarded

>>31788096

Guess I'm fucked then :^)

>>31788170
>>31788175
What doesn't add up is that you can't even do the mathematical equation correctly
Get fucked.

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Sucks for you chumps, I ain't a lesbo!

Wreck their asses with my injected, max EV/IV shitmons.

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>>31788096
How about I keep my Pokemon and you get to peg me?

Win-win situation, r-right?

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>>31788240
S-sauce please?

>>31788190
>the a in ab disappears after ab-b2
Nice try you fucking mong

>>31788096
Don't give them the mons, then hit them with a golf club.

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>>31788274
>HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DO MATHEMATICS

>>31788240
>>31788256
SAUCE PLIS

>>31788296
LISTEN CAREFULLY YOU FUCKING RETARD, THE FUCKING A IN AB-B2 MAGICALLY VANISHES, THE NEXT FUCKING LINE SHOULD NOT JUST MAGICALLY BE B(A-B), IT SHOULD STILL BE AB(A-B). JUST SAYING 'HE CAN;T INTO MATHEMATICS' WHEN THE EQUATION IS FALSE IS A FUCKING MORONIC THING TO DO YOU YOU FUCKING NIGGER. BUT GO AHEAD, JUST SAY I DON'T KNOW MATH WHEN I ALREADY POINTED OUT A FATAL FLAW IN THAT SO-CALLED EQUATION WITHOUT ACTUALLY DISPROVING MY POINT. ALSO YOU CAN'T JUST CHANGE THE LETTERS JUST BECAUSE THE ARE EQUIVALENT, JUST BECAUSE A=B DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND CHANGE B INTO A.

>>31788256
>>31788316
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3452041

>>31788096
Remind them that I have the number of their parole officer and once they're distracting, establish dominance by peppering them with hugs and kisses.

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>>31788096
death by snu snu it is

>>31788096 Op pls stop being so autistic, for fuck's sake

>>31788327
dude, ab-b2 = b(a-b), that's basic math.
What's wrong is dividing by (a-b).

>>31788336
That girl is in love. Satoshi x Skull OTP

>>31788096
Get pegged until I die

>>31788368
What's wrong is that you didn't divide the other side of the equation you fucking ignoramus. You know what, go ahead and post that on /sci/ and keep asserting that it's correct.

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>>31788096
>...
>!!!
>GO GYRODOS USE MURDER THEM

>>31788381
alright listen here you little shit, we're going step by step.
1. We start with a = b.
2. Next we multiply both sides by a, we get a2 = ab.
3. We then substract b2 to each side, to get a2 - b2 = ab - b2.
4. Then we factorize each side, a2 - b2 gives (a+b)(a-b) and ab - b2 gives b(a-b). Thus giving us (a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b).
5. Then we divide both sides by (a-b), and obtain (a+b) = b. This step is wrong because a-b = 0 and dividing by 0 is not allowed.
6. Then we use the fact that a = b to get a+a = a.
Then we factorize the left side, getting 2a = a.
7. And finally, dividing both sides by a gives 2 = 1.

There. Do you still want to argue that anything other than step 5 is wrong?

What even is the distributive property?

Wait until they finish their conversation about math. Ask the one who is correct about the math out on a date.

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>>31788563
how about the one who loses this math argument gets fugged by me (their victim) and the winner gets to peg me to death and i get to keep my pokemon?

>>31788589
If you're dead how can you keep your pokemon and have a relationship with skull grunt based on love, trust and kinky sex?

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>>31788096
>pegging

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>>31788115
>swiftly

>>31788609
I'm gonna fug the other one and the other one will peg me. Gonna make sure i fug the other one so good she wants to be fug buddies so she asks the other grunt not to kill me and then they start arguing about math again and i run away after i give the new fug buddy my number

well I'm sure as hell not going to be pegged to death

Whip out my pokeballs and use my ev-trained mons to beat them into submission, then I take THEIR money

>>31788096
Feel up their tits if they try to mug me

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bury my face in my wife's ass

How does it feel to get pegged?

>>31789594
extremely painful

>>31788702
Lorewise, Decidueye is extremely fast, practically on Greninja's level.

Canonically, Decidueye is swift.

>>31788096
>pegging
You could have lived...

>>31789594
It only hurts if you guys don't know what you're doing.
Gotta get well lubed and dont put it all the way in immeadiately. Start slow by doing one finger at a time, getting your manhole used to it. Once you can fit about 3 or 4 fingers in (depends on how thicc is her strap-on) you can try to put it in. Relax your muscles and let her know if anything hurts.
It also helps if you know how and where your own ass tunnels curve and which spots feel good.
Better if you get an enema before doing it so you dont get poop on her make believe feminine penis

>>31788115
Nothing personnel....kid

>>31788170
What? that works fine retard. a=b so a*a = a*b. The issue is where they pull a-b out of ab-b^2

>>31791447
no, that's fine too,
(a-b)*b = a*b - b*b = ab-b^2
the reason this 'proof' doesn't work is because you can't divide by (a-b) in the following line, since a-b is 0 when we say a = b in the beginning.

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>>31788096
i'd threaten to tell their boss about how not-interested they are in him, and that he can scratch them off the list of those worthy of the Dickening

>>31791512
I want to spunk in this punk

>>31788096
Ask them why they were drawn in such a shit art style

>>31788155
Thank you for this picture. So much

>>31788096

Anal vore them.

>>31791512
Artist?

>>31789138
Anyone have the artist? I knew he drew lillie like that

>>31791926
I got no idea, homes

>>31792092
here you go

http://genzoman.tumblr.com/post/156358772822/more-pokemon-sketch-team-skull-grunt

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>>31788096
Okay

>>31788096
Skull Grunt is the only fictional character that makes my heart hurt because I know she is not real and will never be real

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>>31788126
>Dividing by zero

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>>31789906

>not even into pegging but this got me hard anyways