>Be me
>Some space cloud
>I know splash
>that's about it
>Living and probably kidnapped to some rich people place
>Crazy banana lady yelling at her slaves
>Some girl breaks in
>12, 6/10
>She kinda looks like the banana lady
>She runs away with me
>I explode or something
>skip a few years later
>some random kid with only one facial expression shows up
>we fall off a bridge
>Some Tapu Cocoa thing comes and saves us
>meh
>i just say "pew" and act like nothing happened
>Few minutes later, the kid's given some owl that looks like a potato
>We journey alongside him for awhile
>Skip about a month later
>Same banana lady is back
>She has a jellyfish with her
>They fuse or some stuff
>Random gangster guy shows up
>Pretty sure he's a hobo
>By now, I was some shell or something
>I think I summoned that jellyfish
>I dunno anymore
>No face expression kid uses the same potato owl except it has some arrows now, sweeps banana lady's team
>Before we got into this stuff, I was transformed into some lion
>I decide to blow up the lady for keks and giggles
>Mfw I'm the sun incarnate and could set this world on fire for the heck of it
>pew
>>31786834
Pewtastic
You are like a baby, watch this.
>Be me.
>Only obtainable through a side quest.
>>31786902
>be me
>only obtainable through a demo
>>31786834
>lion
stopped reading right there
>be me
>only obtainable through a glitch
>>31786834
>Not even mentioning anything about the bag
>Be me
>Not even obatinable
Golly-gee~
So like, I've been living in literal darkness all my life until this hole rips open. Some small pink creature traps me in this ball as I was about to attack it, because I thought the energy leaking from it was the portal back home.
After being sent to some other small pink and brown creatures, I was being studied for a while.
Apparently they say I'm something called a "Poh-kaymon" or something like that and rather than learn my species' proper name "ƨƔǮʄɷɶΔΦΧ", I am called "Celesteela" instead or "Tekkaguya" in some lands.
After being sent back to the creature that captured me in that ball, I don't even wanna attack it anymore. I dunno, this new land is a bit more interesting and there's some adorable creatures that are "poh-kaymon" just like me. I don't think I'm going to miss home that much.
>>31787180
I want Marsha to come home
>>31786834
>>skip a few years later
I know Nebby probably doesn't understand the concept of years, even though he's supposed to be the Sun, but it was just 3 months, not a few years.
Nobody played as male MC, OP.