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>One day, you decide to become real competent and lead a ultra-successful life.
>You succeed and meet the girl/boy of your dreams.
>You eventually marry her/him and enter your dream house.
>She/he goes there first because reasons.
>You're finally there.
>You've been waiting for this day so much.
>So hype for first intimacy with IRL dream waifu/husbando.
>The house is all dark though.
>You go in, and call your spouse.
>Deep, gruff grunts can be heard from upstairs.
>Turning on the lights, you notice the house is a mess as well, full of cracked dishes.
>You quickly grab your fave gun and hurry upstairs to bring whatever justice you can
>Busting open the door reveals pic related.
>In a sorta guttural voice, it speaks:
>"H-honey, I can explain..."
What do you do?
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>>31778418
>female/male
>Not male/female
>Not he/she or him/her
Die.
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Get in on it
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WOAH COOL A WILD GARCHOMP *chucks an Master Ball*
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You appear to be implying that my dream waifu/husbando wouldn't have been a Garchomp to begin with.
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>>31778487
I didn't really imply a transformation, though. It's up to your interpretations.
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>>31778418
>>You eventually marry her/him and enter your dream house.
>>So hype for first intimacy with IRL dream waifu/husbando.
Waiting until marriage to have sex is a pretty terrible idea. Your first time is always going to be awkward and bad, and playing it up as important will make that even more disappointing.
Sex really isn't some kind of critical, super-special part of a relationship. It's pretty much on the same level as cooking for one another.
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Hopefully she's already in bed 'cause that's one less step to worry about
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>>31778418
So does this mean I'm going to have monster boys/girls for kids? Weird family.
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>>31778487
anon that is a gabite not a garchomp...
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