>"Oh my Arceus!" >"Silvally Christ!"

>>31763770
>Silvally
>not Mew

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>>31763770
>Arceusdamn

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>>31763770
>There are people who unironically do this

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>>31763770
The Arceus = God shit was autistic enough. Are you seriously telling me people use Silvally for Jesus now?

Actually, how the fuck is Silvally equivalent to Jesus in any fucking way? Silvally's a manmade abomination attempting to be like god, so it would be more like a figure of an entirely different religion.

This shit really annoys the fuck out of me.

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>Bulbasaurs
>Ivysaurs
>Venusaurs
>Charmanders
>Charmeleons
>Charizards
>Squirtles
>....s
>Marshadows

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>saying anything Pokemon related irl

>>31764344
I want to cum inside Lana

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>I want to cum inside Lana

>>31764344
>implying Jesus isn't as well

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>>31764428
If he truly is the son of God, then he wouldn't be.

But if he was just some random magician/prophet making false claims, then sure.

Though either way, God doesn't exist, so it doesn't matter.

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>>31763776
mew is adam and eve, not jesus you dumbass.

>>31763770
>implying arceus is god

that's mega fug

>>31764559
And Silvally is an artificially created chimera and nowhere close to anything remotely like Jesus
And all of these sayings are terrible and only used by underaged faggots who think it's funny to put the name of a god Pokémon in the place of "God" or redditors who think Twitch Plays Pokémon was ever funny anyway
In fact I never even heard the second one ever used before so I'm pretty sure OP is one of them

>>31764604
You're completely right.
So what WOULD the jesus equivalent in pokemon be? seems GF has really tried not to make anything even related to arceus up to now for some reason so we don't have much to work with.

>>31764636
Considering all the shit they've pulled with Celebi, even after creating the actual god of time too, you'd think they want Celebi to be Jesus. It even fucking purifies Pokémon.
It's impossible to connect anything in Pokémon to Christian beliefs, in fact Arceus is more like an old god than the Abrahamic God, more like a Chaos-slash-Chronus kind of thing. And that's just one example, I'm not saying it's inherently Greek in nature.

>>31764604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRPlz9ZIOzo

>>31763770
If there are people stupid enough to belive in a man that returned to live after 3 days then I can be stupid enough to belive in a llama that created the universe with a fart.

>>31763770

Though it's cringey, I do say "Oh Arceus--" and such when doing a sexual PokemonxPokemon RP. Just helps remind us that we're Pokemon, I guess?

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>>31764837
>sexual PokemonxPokemon RP
tmi

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>>31764837
this fucking website was such a mistake

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>>31764837
put me in the screencap

>>31764837
>Just helps remind us that we're Pokémon, I guess?

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>>31764837
>when doing a sexual PokemonxPokemon RP

>>31764859
>>31764868
>>31764875
>>31764878

They're pretty hawt tho. I'm a pro.

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>>31764896
>I'm a pro
>professional pokephile

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>>31764723

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>>31764837
>I do say "Oh Arceus--" and such when doing a sexual PokemonxPokemon RP.

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>>31764837
>sexual PokemonxPokemon RP

>>31764923

Pokemon are for sexual. Sue me.

>>31764944
I'm pretty sure the people who make them not only disagree, but sent out quite a few cease and desists related to that not long ago.

>>31765048
>sent out quite a few cease and desists related to that not long ago.
Oh shit really? Sauce?

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>>31764837

>>31765062
Nintendo randomly scared a bunch of people drawing porn of their characters a while back, but I don't really remember the exact time frame. As far as I know any news about it has died down, but I don't really follow that sort of thing. Either way it wouldn't apply to some online ERP, I just thought "sue me" was a funny choice of words considering

>>31764837
Hot

>>31764837
hot

>>31764837
That was some masterful bait anon.

>>31763770
>Groudon's Breath!
>Sweet Celeby
>Holy Ho-Oh!

>>31764875
It's so fucking sad when people beg to be in screencaps. Who cares about screencaps that much that they feel the need to ask ? Does it even work since they don't say anything interresting ? And do they really expect a screencap everytime someone says stupid shot on fucking 4chan ?

>>31765843
put me in le ebig screencap my friendo xddd

>>31765843
It's a meme you dumb fuck
put me in the screencap

>>31764837

I can't tell what is and isn't bait anymore and that should be concerning.

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>>31765857
>xd
>Not using xD

>>31764837
Any examples of this? Where do you usually RP?

>>31765901
/trash/ has a metric fuckton of RP threads

>>31765919
Even Pokemon RP threads, including sexual RP?

>>31765930
It's /trash/, the unofficial furry board, whatdoyouthink.jpg ?

>>31765943
That I just found a fun new place. Thanks.

>>31765930
Yes.
>>>/trash/7680865

>>31765943
No, /trash/ is what /aco/ should have been.

>>31764837
Include me in the screenshot fampai

>>31763770
>"Zygod"