Through magic, you receive a Pokemon of your choice in real life,

>>31729178
Can I have sex with it?

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I'm going to fuck the rabbit!

OP's choice: Probably an Abra, which is not too large and does not pose a physical threat, but is just starting to develop teleportation powers. Maintenance seems manageable.

>>31729178
Skitty.

Sorry for being boring.

>>31729185
let me guess, you were thinking of Steelix
>>31729188
you can try, but it will hurt you if you do

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Nihilego

I would let it mindrape me.

>>31729178
Finally I can have my own bananasaur.

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>>31729178

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>>31729201
>femdom lopunny

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>>31729201
Actually no. I really want to fuck my swellow from OR. Every time she survives a KO and looks back at me I get a little chub going. I want to make sweet love to that bird. God damn.

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>>31729178
Mewtwo Y, regular Mewtwo is fine too as long as it's femtwo so we can make sweet tender love together.

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>>31729344
Yeah let's make it happen

>>31729178
I'd just choose a snuggly lil Whimsicott, then.

>adorable
>feeds itself through photosynthesis
>weighs nothing, perfect shouldermon
>comfy as fuck for naps on the go
>able to compact itself, can keep him in your pocket or slip him under doors
>despite all this, a complete monster in battle, nobody can fuck with you and invincible to Dragons

And no, I'm not going to fuck it. In fact, we'll spend our days murdering people who try to fuck their Pokémon.

>>31729388
See, my first choice was a whimsicott too, but then I remembered that it would just leave behind its cotton everywhere and won't even have the slightest guilt about it.

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finally I can have the pet I've always wanted

>>31729178
Stoutland.
Literally a dog but better.

>>31729359
>thinking I give a shit
>not knowing bestiality is legal in 23 states
>not even bringing up the harkness test
Non-pokephiles are the worst kind of autistic white knights

Dewpider

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>no need to feed it
>cannot die
>shrieks at people
>can phase through walls

There are no downsides

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Its gonna be a fun time.

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Muh water dog
Not really any practical uses other than making things cold but that doesn't matter to me.

Dratini of course

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I want an alolan Vulpix or Ninetales as a personal pillow/air conditioner for the times it gets too hot to sleep(I live in like a desert state where we very rarely get snow)

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Can't go wrong with this guy.

>>31729457
This

Feed it fruit, vegetables and occasionally cookies

Train it in easy attacks and how to fetch.

Cuddle it every day and have it sleep in my bed

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It's a dog but better

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>>31734282
This is also a dog but better
And probably needs batteries for his mask

>>31734384
>Putting the mask on

You evil fucker

>>31734410
Well do you think I'd want to put batteries in it on the first place

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>>31730602
>Feeds on fear and misery

desu misdreavus would probably die of ghost diabetes in our world

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Parrots live for a hell of a long time and a Chatot can communicate with you.
Not a problem.

>>31729489
Only correct answer.

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Literally the same problems of a Doggo. The flames are manageable.

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Electric Lighthouse Sheep. I see no problems with this

>>31734504
But would an Android dream of it

>>31730997
Sounds like your fox would be miserable

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>>31734513

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The best answer will always be tropius. Free food, flight, and it probably just uses photosynthesis for sustenance. You just have to turn your garage into a barn for it and keep it out of cold weather. It has shit stats, but that doesn't matter in this world. Also has a ton of HMs like strength, rock smash, cut, etc.

>>31734443
>Wake up one day
>Uh?, is someone making toast for breakfast?, it smells like something is burning
>Then you remember
>AH FUCK, my arcanine is sick and whenever it sneezes something catch on fire
>good thing i didn't forget to leave the fire extinguisher next to my bed this time.

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>Human size
>Can look human, talk like one, and act like one
>No hazards to owning one
>Protective
fun to fuck, fluffy, sexy
Objectively only right choice

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>>31729178
We gonna hug all night long.

>>31729344
>femtwo
Excellent taste

>>31729178
Phione
I would like to have something sentient I could keep in my aquarium and bring around without worrying about sloshing the water too much.
It's weak and it's cute, and doesn't leave me like Manaphy would have to.

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>>31729201
>you can try, but it will hurt you if you do

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>>31729178

It would be like having a ferret except it could kick someone's ass.

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>>31735016
excellent taste

>>31734423
>Fat Misdreavus from eating so much misery

>>31729272
Weird as it sounds, I understand completely.

>>31735016
so just like having a ferret then

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>>31734513
No, but a Windows phone might.

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>>31735016
great taste!
i would love to have a mienfoo, though it would end up kicking my ass whenever i have to train with it
also it can eat with me at the table.

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I can't believe nobody is going with cutest bug. Only risk is squishing it, and that's something tarantula owners deal with just fine IRL. Tropius is also a good answer, but you'd need lots of space for it and a wheelbarrow for excretia

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>>31729178
>cute
>takes up little space
>easy to feed
>strong as fuck, would protect my ass in an instant
>doesn't require a specific environment, so it won't suffer due to the fact that my state's volatile weather
>could kill me when the burden of being alive becomes too much

>>31735655
Hot.

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even though it's technically not my favorite, I've always wanted a fluffy pet eevee. I already own cats and eevee doesn't seem much different other than it wanting to play outside like a dog.

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My lil nigga right here

Snorlax for a lazy cuddle budy
Or gardevoir for an empathic feel-friend with psychic fairy powers
I don't think gardevoir would leave because they are too nice
And snorlax would be too lazy to

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Probably Silvally. As long as you have a close bond with it, it's basically a big doggo, if this picture has anything to say about it.

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>Meowth, use Payday

Just sell gold once a year. Also own cat.

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>>31729178
Worth the risk to electronics

Porygon to shitpost

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Either Abra or pic related

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>>31729178
Seems like this would be the ideal choice. It can just sit there and just...stare. Unless it runs away or hides in my shadow.

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He's only 1' 08" tall and having a tiny elephant is a dream come true for me.

>>31734628
Seconded.

A thought occurs: If we pick a mon that has a Mega, do we also get Key and Mega Stones?

hmmm someone compile a list of small mons that don't shit everywhere and I'll pick from that

>>31729178
Mimikyu! I love horror and I have no sense of self preservation, so I wanna befriend it and eventually learn what it looks like beneath the cloth through careful coaxing.
Plus, how hard can it be to take care of a ghost pokemon? As far as those go, Mimikyu's like the only one that doesn't steal souls or haunt people for shits and giggles.

Snubbull is my choice...Easy to take care of and very affectionate.

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>>31729204
>>31729344

>You cannot keep it in a Pokeball. Anything too powerful would ignore your commands and flee, and the dangerous aspects of it also apply.

One of Mewtwo's character traits is a complete lack of empathy, so befriending it and teaching it kindness is impossible. Only the Anime makes it "misunderstood." It's extreme power combined with the fact that it won't care about you means it will most definitely leave you. It might kill you on the way out/cause mass destruction on the world.

Nihilego comes from a different dimension and would take a long time to properly acclimate to our world. Combined with the fact that it's a parasite, so preventing it from bonding with a host is probably unhealthy for it. It's also very powerful and may not listen/escape and turn someone crazy. Hell, since you're around it most often I'd say there's a good chance that you'll get possessed and go crazy.

>>31730813
>>31730997
>>31734384
>>31737678

>and the dangerous aspects of it also apply.

Gastly is going to accidentally poison you just by being around, gotta be real cautious. Assuming Pokemon in this scenario can still evolve, Haunter/Gengar become active predators on living beings. Very dangerous for you or others around you.

Ninetales would probably straight up die in a desert environment. If it has it's Hidden Ability constant hail while it's around would get real fuckin' old.

Silvally would be hard to attain as it needs a strong bond, and even then the game doesn't say for sure whether or not Gladion's Silvally is still in total control of it's power. If it loses it's shit on you or someone else there is no healing magic in the real world.

Stufful would be dangerous as fuck. If it evolves, all you got to do is get Bewear excited and it accidentally kills you. Bad choice.

>>31734540

10/10 answer.

>It's a dinosaur
>No one will fuck with you
>It grows delicious bananas
>It can fucking fly
>It will maintain your landscape
>It's surprisingly small

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>>31729178
Is it even a question?
>kindhearted
>doesn't need to eat
>so durable it can survive for centuries
>can be inherited by my children and their children and so on

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Easy to take care and also my waifu

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Either pic related or mienshao
I didn't watch anime but i dont think that either of those would be aggresive to its trainer, both of them could be trained and live in normal enviroment and neither one is ridiculously big or small

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Rotom computer, he would of course help me with programming stuff or fuck about while I am playing games.

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Absol. Fluffy, could warn me of bad things happening, good size for cuddle and fug

>>31745657
It could also bring doom upon you

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I'll take the safest bet.

>>31745784
I'll risk it

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>>31745784
Not if you train it well and become true friends

>>31746421
Im not sure if a basement dweller can raise it well

>>31734690
Great taste, totally agree

I'll take espeon. Comfy cat-like aesthetics and will probably be easy to train. It's psychic abilities will come in handy as well.

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How bad could a friendly Garchomp be in real life? It would have Sand Veil, not Rough Skin btw

>>31746624
It would probably murder you

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>>31746650
It wouldn't murder me off the bat though. It has the highest Base Friendship, at 70, compared to other pseudo legends, which have 35. Kommo-o, however, also has 70 Base Friendship too. As long as I don't piss it off I should be fine, hopefully.

Why the fuck wouldn't you choose Ditto of all things?

You would all choose Ditto, fucking liars. And make it turn into whatever girl/boy/thing you feel like fucking at that time.
And so would I

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I legitimately like Togedemaru.

Primal Groudon

>>31747407
Some like it hot, I guess

>>31746471
Excuse you I don't live in the basement...
I live in the attic