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If birds poop everywhere and don't hold it, then how come bird Pokémon never shit in-battle? I mean, at least the anime and the games don't show it. Wouldn't it be funny if while Staraptor was using Close Combat it left a big string of hawk shit on the opponent? Just imagine the foe being punched and pecked and kicked while being covered in feces! Hehe
Now what if say, Talonflame, was using Brave Bird while shitting? Would it be like a stunt plane doing aerobatics? That would be so weird!
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please die
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Z-diaper beam lol
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>>31718588
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I mean, have you ever seen any pokemon take a shit?
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>>31718588
Haha I laughed so hard i pooped a little XD
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>>31718588
I wonder how it smells like
Haha
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I wanna sniff Talonflame's cloaca while it Brave Birds!
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This is a good post
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Now that's what I call SHIT posting! :0
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Include me in the screenshot.
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>>31718588
10/10 shitpost
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haha
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>this is why every popomon learns toxin
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>>31718588
reckless shitting
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>>31718588
See your mistake is appying real world logic to a fantasy world
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>>31718729
i want talonflame to use me as a toilet!
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I want staraptor to brave bird my spacial rend, if you know what I mean.
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More like StarCRAPtor lol
I bet that big boy can let loose haha
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>>31718588
anon... pokemon are just like girls...they do not shit
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>>31718614
Just clefairy from that early manga.
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>>31720378
Actually they do, from gen 4 I think there's a quote about mulch being made from it. However they don't show it in the game because why would they? And it would be annoying having to clean it up all the time.
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