>fat greasy slob >jobless >live with parents >sit

sounds like me

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>>31713083
Nah, but somewhat close
>Skeleton thin
>Jobless but studying college
>Live with parents
>Sit in room all day masturbating to cartoon creatures
>Haven't talked to an actual human girl in only 3 weeks
>Depressed as fuck and consider suicide often as of late

>>31713117
>skeleton thin
that's fine too, turbonerds are always either really fat or really skinny, nothing in-between

>>31713117
Are you me?

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>>31713083
>fat, but clean
>jobless
>live with parents
>sit in room all day
>only masturbates at night to cartoon creatures and 10 year old cartoon girls when everyone is alseep
>girls are stupid and only want your penis money

>>31713083
I'm glad that I'm not like that.

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>>31713083
>Decent build, 145lbs
>In colleg for software
>Live in dorms/with parents
>Sit in room when not in class and play videa, otherwise wack it to cartoon creatures
>Texted a few grills, just dont care enough to go farther

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>>31713083
>working on losing weight
>looking for job
>doing college
>never had a gf, too scared to talk to grils

>>31713083
Nah.
>clean and well groomed, slightly chubby but improving
>work at autism center, helping kiddos learn all day
>living with best friend in college apartment
>talk to multiple girls everyday because work is basically a taco party
>still extremely depressed because I don't know what to do with my future and I hate everything about myself
>been depressed for six years and can't find the motivation to do anything, finally admitted it to my parents and friends because I couldn't keep it bottled up any longer
>about to start on depression medication to help bring me up to a manageable normal so I can begin attempting to fix my life

L-losers.

>>31713083
>fatass, but not greasy, i love taking showers now
>jobless but in school
>live with parents
>sit in room all day not being attracted to anything pokemon related
>talked to an actual human girl last week

how the fuck is the scale saying i'm getting worse than i was at the end of yesterday if i've eaten nothing but light shit today, probably not even close to 1000 calories and drank almost nothing but cold water and coffee

>>31713287
water weighs alot

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>>31713117
>>31713141

>>31713276 here. Don't commit suicide my dudes. There are other options.

>>31713308
isn't water weight just a meme though?

even if it isn't, it shouldn't be a problem if the scale's putting me a little higher over water right? water's the healthiest thing you can drink unless i'm a retard

>>31713276
I used to take medication, it's not a cure all and you'll probably have to try a few different ones to find a pill that sticks. But it will change you. Maybe for the better, maybe for the worse. Anything that I took turned me into a zombie and I hated it.

>>31713083
>male
Did you just assume my gender?!

>>31713310
>>31713117 here, I probably won't do it anyway. I sometimes wish I didn't, but I care too much about my family and how much they'd be affected if I decided to do it.

The problem lies in that I have a very severe lack of confidence about something in particular about myself that is almost nearly unfixable. Seeing a psychologist some time ago only made the problem hide under the rug. I feel like I'll never get over this one thing that always gets me down sooner or later, and it's hard to feel motivated to live like this.

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>I am a big guy
>U U U U
>No job, still in school
>With parents
>Haven't had any interaction deeper than a simple greeting in months.
>For fun I lift, jack off, do nothing, and think about why I didn't die the first time
>I have actual fucking crippling depression
>Meds ruined me
>Fuck Electro Convulsive Therapy
The descent continues, and it doesn't matter anymore.
Sorry if I sound like I'm seeking attention.
I kinda am...

>Jobless, but Still in School
>Female
>A little overweight but not that bad
>Never dated anyone in my life, but it'll be alright.

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>>31713117
that is so me, omg

>>31713326
Water is the healthiest thing, but if you drink eat and don't urinate/pant really hard/sweat, your weight goes up. Review the conservation of mass.

>>31713083
This but skinny, I don´t feel bad but the things that entertain me can´t keep me alive and the shit country were I was born won´t gonna let me be a neet properly.

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>Underweight skeleton (115 lbs at 6"2')
>Still in school
>Living with grandparents instead since education up north is fucking garbage
>Every girl I talk to is already taken and simply sees me as a friend, leaving me devoid of any kind of intimate relationship with any human beings of the opposite gender

I guess?

>>31713594
I get that part. I drink lots of cold water in hopes of speeding up the metabolism and I urinate regularly, but the other two not as much.

It doesn't impede losing actual body fat though, right?

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>>31713343
I understand it's not going to be a cure-all, I'm just looking for a kickstarter to get me motivated enough to start making the changes I need to to be happy without them. Hoping it goes well.

>>31713368
Well what is it, anon? We're all anonymous here, and maybe someone here knows something that could help. It wouldn't hurt to try.

>>31713650
I feel incapable and like a waste of a human being simply because I have a cut penis. Yeah, it's that fucking ridiculous. I just hate it and wish I had a way to revert it completely. I am afraid of having a sexual relationship with someone else because of it.

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>manlet
>taking online classes
>live with my parents
>don't care about 2d or 3d whores
>shitpost, play vidya, do schoolwork, and hang out with a few friends on a regular basis
Who /comfy/ here?

>>31713751
>Don't care about 2d
That's the literal opposite of comfy.

>>31713083
I got my first job at 25 and fucking hate it.

People spend all day insulting each other and talking about boring shit like girls & shitty music

Ugly batshit insane girls keep hitting on me when they find out I'm single (started lying that I'm "seeing someone" to get them to fuck off).

Used to be /fit/ when I was NEET now I stopped going gym and eating shit because I'm tired & stressed from work.

Trust me, being NEET is so much more fun. You're not missing anything.

>>31713751
>and hang out with a few friends on a regular basis
sup b0i

>>31713773
nigga you don't know what you're talking about that anon is chill as fuck. not having a waifu is part of what makes him bro tier coming from someone who has a waifu

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>>31713714
Why are you afraid of having sexual relationship because of it, anon? And why do you hate it so much? Literally millions of people are circumcised, myself included.

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>>31713851
I have an unhealthy appreciation for what's "natural", if that makes sense. Being cut makes me feel like I have been tampered with. Like other people took possession of what's supposed to be mine.

And the fear of a sexual relationship comes from just feeling inadequate. Why would someone want to be with me when they have uncut guys out there to choose from? How much am I missing out of pleasure when it comes to sex? Can I really enjoy it as much as I could if I weren't like this?

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>Skinny as fuck
>Jobless, but about to go to work with my dad
>Lives in basement
>Outside of internet friends, has no life
>Have looked up weird fetish porn several times a day, being disgusted with myself and my sexual habits
>Have felt the depression of being a useless fuck plenty of times, though. Often at, like, five in the morning when I can't actually do anything about it even if I wanted to.
>Shit ton of family drama, verbally abusive mother, to my father and older sister especially, sometimes lashing out at my younger sister, who's been faking cancer for the past year, Oder sister who has three kids kinda living with us, who has, in the past year, turned to drugs as a coping mechanism. Y'know, the works.
>Not actually suicidal. Little depressed sure, but I always try look at things in a positive light. I got into BoJack Horseman last year and noticed I'm very similar to Todd Chavez in terms of personality. It helps me think that even if I don't really do anything with my life, I'll be... somewhat happy.

I wish everyone in this thread happiness. You all deserve it.

>>31713889
stop being stupid and get laid literally no one cares but your sperg ass

>>31713714
I'm uncut and I'm always afraid it's going to turn a girl off because of the stigma associated with it and the lack of sexual education most people have. But just be you, anon. If a girl won't get down with you because of that, then you don't need that hoe. Gotta have confidence to get that coitus.

>Yes
>Yes
>Yes
>No, sit in bedroom masturbating to shit on /d/
>Two months not counting family.

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50/50

>fat, but hygienic
>part time job ranging anywhere from 21 to 39 hours a week
>still live with parents, but are okay with it because I pay for my shit
>when not at work, i sit in my room all day
>hang out with my friends about 2 times a month
>only talk to girls at work to be sociable, but I'm quiet and awkward as fuck
>hide powerlevel at all costs

I want to be a NEET, but I also want a girlfriend

>>31713920
Thanks Anon. That's usually what I tell myself and I feel fine, but sometimes it gets me so down that even telling myself that sounds ridiculous in my head. Hearing it from others makes me feel better.

>>31713909
I'm aware of how spergy it is, I'm not denying that.

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>>31713083
>average /fit/izen
>job is my hobby
>boss is college bro and i'm co-owner
>still play children's videogames
>no motivation at all
>can't even write my book

God damn. Here I am posting.

>Not super /fit/ but average-athlethic body type
>have a stable, if demanding job
>live on my own, but see parents on a regular basis because they're close by
>recently came out as gay and have had a successful few dates, but nothing too serious
>interact with both men and women professionally and increasingly personally as well
>Still in the process of coming over crippling depression that almost made me commit suicide 5 times last year
>doing okay, but occasionally relapse

>>31713083
I go to the gym and bathe regularly and I don't masturbate to girls under 16.

I am unemployed and living with my parents though cause lmaojobmarket

>>31714064
What's the reason you're still living, Anon?

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>>31713083
>pasty and skinnyfat
>NEET on disability for assburgers and depression
>female
>live with grandma
>on computer for most of the time i'm awake, playing vidya or shitposting
>only in person people i talk to are my grandma and doctors
>internet dude that lives thousands of miles away recently got fed up with me and left
>he was the only one that made me feel like i wasn't worthless
>feel lost without him
>don't even have other internet friends 'cause i severed all ties with them during a depressive episode

>>31714064
faggot

>>31714088
Honestly, I didn't want my parents to have to deal with that weight on their shoulders. That and I started going to a therapist after one of the attempts

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>>31714106
Nice, keep it up. I'm out of depression but I'm in a shitload of stress, mainly from lack of time and all of this paperwork.

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>>31713083
>Spooky skeleton with gynecomastia
>Work in a bus station
>live with parents
>spent most of the free time doing autistic shit involving pokémon, like planning things for a hack rom
>Talks to human girls everyday thanks to the job but I couldn't care less about it, I'm far more interested in the cute gay friend that works with me

>>31714064
I bet you love taking cock up your shithole

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>>31713083
>fat greasy slob
/fit/ enough to not get exhausted after walking a bit.

>jobless
Performing a goal-driven job. Sometimes I am lazying around and other times I'm working 24/7.

>live with parents
Renting an apartment for myself. Parents visit me sometimes.

>sit in basement all day while masturbating to cartoon creatures and 10 year old cartoon girls
Yeah, but interleaving faps with actual work in personal projects when I'm home.

>haven't talked to an actual human girl in 5 months
Working at STEM, human girls are pretty rare here and I'm too lazy to start seeking out. I'm definitely not a going-to-clubs type. I'm as straight as an arrow though.

Pretty satisfied with life desu. Eagerly waiting for the waifu age to be real.

>Fat
>Realised about it, losing weight very quickly.
>Live by myself, studying at university, visit family only on holidays.
>Doing little jobs on weekend days.
>Got kicked by my ex months ago.
>Got over it, met some girls, nothing serious.
>Life could be worse
>

>>31714096
Are you the anon with the Shiny Maractus with all of the ribbons?

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>>31714214
That's me, Anon.

>>31714119
Thanks, anon. Hopefully you get out of your situation soon!

>>31713083
>getting fit
>jobless in uni
>living in res
>Masturbate once a day to normie porn
>have 8/10 gf for a month now
Who /chad/ here?

>>31713083
Not exactly.

>semi-athletic build
>No job, but have my own product pitched to a company which they took and now I get royalties
>Sit in basement playing video games, browsing /vp/ and masturbating to various types of porn including hentai
>Sent flowers to a girl for valentine's day and we have a date the next day

I'm at least somewhat successful.

>>31714327
Need 8/10 proofs of that

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>>31714096
Pics? Sound like my type.

>not even that fat but definitely lazy and self indulgent
>had jobs in past, all short lived and ended non-amicably. Sounds to some people like I'm avoiding work, and that's fine, I can take it, I know I could be trying harder, but yeah I am being a bit more selective what I apply for now. I don't know who I'm pleasing by doing jobs I hate. Family's pretty lenient atm but clearly that'll dwindle as time goes on, perks of being 21 I guess. If I'm still really struggling by then, might attempt college again, idk
>have a few of friends, all vestiges of school years, I'm pretty apathetic about meeting them these days though
That is all. Hope your guys enjoying your evening

bump

>fat but also a chubby chaser
>chubby bf
>live with roomates
>job
>why would I talk to girls when I'm gay af

Bumparoo

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I don't feel as alone now, but I'm sort of surprised about the suicidal anons here.
>Fit bro
>Jobless
>Lives with relatives in a sloppy, bare bones room
>Recently, can't even score with below average looking chicks
Most of all, it's the uncertainty with what I'm doing/going to do with my life that's getting me and makes this all feel so pointless. Stubborn hope, family, and that temporary feeling of freedom when I'm out running are what keep me going, though.

Here's hoping we all see better days.

Couldn't find the "Very fast Jolteon running at incredibly hihg speed" pic for this post.

>>31713714
I had to get cut as an adult for medical reasons. Anon don't sweat it, there's barely any difference. You don't stress about getting braces or cutting your nails or hair or whatever. It's just a tiny tweak.

>>31713083
>>jobless
This applies to me, though I am pretty rich so it's nothing to worry about.

>>31713889
Look into foreskin restoration.

>>31713083
> Live with divorced parents alternating houses
> Have part time job
> Go to school but no clear end in sight.

>>31713162
>Give us your penis money, dweeb.
>Maybe you should ask your mom to pack you some penis from home, fucking nerd

>>31716827
I've looked into it. Some people are still in the process of growing it 3-5 years after they started. Unless they did something wrong along the way, I don't think I want to put my penis through tugging for that long.

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>>31713450
Here's your (You).

>>31713083
the majority of people here are none-white.

>>31713083
i would not call myself a regulator.

>25
>skinny fat
>part time job
>live with parents
>if im not at work, i play video games, watch anime, watch porn (both 3D and 2D) and be with friends (yes i got those)
>last talked to a girl outside work on new years.

>Tfw no qt soft /vp/ gf to talk about pokemon with

>>31718465
TOP FUCKING KEK RIGHT THERE

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>>31714096
Anon, do you wanna be friends? I'm a grill too and I understand what it's like if you wanna vent and stuff

>>31713083
Nope, not at all
>Skinny
>Have a decent Job
>Live alone in shit apartment that costs too much
>Spend a shit ton of time online, but porn is vanilla
>Live in ButtFuck Nowhere, USA so my options are my cousins, drug user #234, or white supremacist

>healthy, clean, and fit
>jobless
>live with parents
>masturbate to adult cartoon girls
>there are girls in real life?

>>31718465
>none-white
This not your first language there newfriend or what?

Do sisters count as human girls?

>>31713276
>work at autism center, helping kiddos learn all day
sitting on /vp/ all day is not work

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>pretty thin
>jobless
>at college
>no one talks to me
>only talk to 2 old friends over skype/xbox
>only in person interaction is family
>sit on my computer most of the day doing fuck all
At least I get autism bucks

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>fat fuck
>about to go to college but gonna live with parents
>no job
>draw maybe a lil good, improvement of my art skills is the only thing keeping me from killing myself
>jack it out to monster girls

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>skinny
>lazy as fuck
>no driver licence (failed the test 6 times and don't feel like trying again)
>still living with parents because no emone for my own place
>non-existant human contact aside from family members i go to monthly nintendo geek meet-ups though so I guess I'm not completely hopeless yet
>geeky interests so i can't stand being around normies for long
hello darkness my old friend

Feeling good about myself. Think I'm gonna screencap this next time I feel the urge to kill myself. Depression sucks and medication is expensive

>>31713904
>You all deserve it.
No, we don't

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>>31713083
>normal body
>doing college
>live with parents
>sit in room playing vidya or studying
>talk to girls every single day

who's /normie/ here?

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>StrongFAT
>Apartment in the city
>Live and work in Japan, speak Japanese
>Overtired
>Metagross is my favorite pokemon
>Alcoholic

>>31719099
>Also, mostly masturbate to milfs
>Go to bars to pay to talk to women
>Have a few dates set up though
>I also really like weaville

>>31719007
Disgusting

>this whole thread

>generic fat/skinny
>generic shitty life
>generic "i like pokemon and do pokemon related stuff"

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>tfw 8 years of studying and STILL haven't finished yet

>>31719168
What were you expecting?

>>31719190
you get the point, you are not special and noone cares, let this thread die

>>31719168
That's the whole point of the board you dumb fuck.

NEETs brought together by their love of pokemon.

Lots of relationships start with people having less in common than things like that.

>Literally 78 pounds
>Live with parents at home
>College at home
>Work from home
>Spend my time trying and failing to learn programming or playing video games

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>>31719119
>paying to talk to women

>>31713083
>average height and weight
>not jobless but a shitty job non the less
>live with parents because saving money for studying
>after job, sit in room and shitpost/play vidya/jack off
>not virgin but didn't do jack shit to a girl for 5 years
>on the verge of suicide
i'm 24 soon and it's only get worse.

>>31713083
literally me

but I talk to my mother/sister daily

>chubby
>jobless but going to college. Thinking of applying to somewhere I can walk to
>no license
>live with mom
>minor depression, usually from intense regret over what is honestly minor bullshit
>socially anxious and nervous
>few friends from high school and childhood - none from my 3 years in college
>kissless virgin

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>31719606
I talk to your mother and sister daily too

>>31719722
go to bed dad

>>31713083
>normal, fit guy
>Job without timelimit, pays good, its fun and only the next town over
>Live with wife
>Friday evening is always chilling with my buddys and drinking some beer
>5 years married, this year we´ll be trying to get preggo...maybe.

>not so fat, and not so greasy if i clean up
>have a job as a pharmacy tech, little hours though and im kind of shit at it as I started 4 weeks ago
>live with parents
>sit on chair all day using the laptop when not working but get up to expend excess energy, do masturbate a LOT though, to various women
>talked to cashier yesterday

>Fit, work out in a gym in the lunch break at my
>decent Job. Nothing extraordinary
>Still live with parents though
>haven't gotten laid in more than a year
> social interactions are at a minimum since i broke with my ex 3 years ago
>still miss her to this day
Help

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>good looking and maintained body, due to spending 1 hour for sports every single day
>no job
>technically living with parents, but my rooms are in a different building
>perfectly able to act like a normie in public
>drowns himself in escapism, due to an utter lack of interest in society and real world interaction.

grade me /vp/

>>31720571
Me except I have a shit job

I try to keep myself presentable despite being fat, we don't have a basement, the cartoon girls are older than that and I did almost get laid last weekend (cock refused to work, so we only got foreplay done).

>>31713276
you're still fat regardless

kill yourself

>>31714096
>don't even have other internet friends 'cause i severed all ties with them during a depressive episode
tfw

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>>31713083
>was slightly overweight, now have slight muscle definition
>job
>living with parents until the end of the year
>sit in attic when not at school or work
>dating a girl for a while now, talked to her last night
Wow, when did I become a normie?

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wow, am i the only successful 6'2 muscular white PH holding career anon with a hot girlfriend and lots of friends here?

>>31720692
yes

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>>31713083
>Muscle built
>Decent job
>Parents live with me
>Spited up with my gf of 5 years for cheating, and trying to kill me while I was sick with cancer a year ago
>I have trust issue and only use women for sex
>Pokemon is the only thing that makes me forget how horrible my life is, and how I can't love another person anymore, just use them.

No body wants me life.

>>31720773

>gets sex
>complains how shitty life is

Sex = Happy Life
I'm a virgin though, but I think I'm right.

>>31720790
You're an underage if you actually think that.

>>31720796

I'm 27.

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>>31713083
>Slender, 6'6"
>Jobless, looking for first gig
>live with father
>live upstairs animating and only masturbating at night
>havent sat down to truly talk to a woman but when I go out on fridays I tend to have some 1 on 1's with them

>>31720808
Damn I pity you

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>>31720790
>Sex = Happy Life
Actually no. I could go get a whore right now and have sex with her. Doesn't mean it will make me any less of a miserable shit.

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>>31720790
>>31720808
I'm the same age as you.
I have a 9 inch penis, and most girls think I'm hot because I'm muscle built due to years of boxing.

Sex is not happiness
Every living thing on this planet has sex, doesn't make them happy.

Having a purpose in life is better then sex.
Knowing that you do great things which with the the hand life has given you.
You can play it, or fold.

Join, a gym, or learn a fun new skill.
Go out side, even if it's scary.
This world is scary. and you have every right to be scared.

But a life with fear is not a life at all.

>>31720790
Sex isn't honestly all that great. Cuddling and in general intimate emotions are a whole lot more important and responsible for making you feel good.

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>>31720873
>This world is scary. and you have every right to be scared.
This is the most truthful I have ever heard

>>31713835
>first job at 25
>girls and shitty music

do you have video game soundtracks on your android?

>>31720571
I'm working to be like you

>>31713904
Bojack legit helped me with depression. Didn't expect the show to be powerful at all, but that season 2 finale hit me harder than anything.

>>31720571
Normal human

>500lbs
>diabetes so weird foot infection
>needed to go to hospital but can't get through door
>also skin sores have stuck to muh bed
>fire brigade cut wall open to get me to hospital
>lost foot
>get more disability bucks

>>31721657
Are you for real?

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>>31713083
>skinny (64kg, 183cm)
>full time work
>live with parents
>have two years of working and travelling before I start studying again
>going to travel south east Asia, Australia and NZ for 4 months this summer with my two best lads
>am only 19
>I have only had one gf which was for only 3 weeks last summer
>literally nobody knows I play a shit tone of pokemon and I have only mentioned to my friends that I bought the new game (sun) because I wanted to feel nostalgia when in reality I have bought every new game on release day since ruby.

Life is aight

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>>31721657
Living the dream anon

Sit in bed all day and play games.
You don't need your legs anyway.

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>>31714096
Do you have a Skype
We can be friends.

>120lbs gril
>Nice paying job
>Live with fiancé
>Fap when fiancé is at work
>Borderline decent social life
>Into hardcore domination

>>31714096
I would be your friend anon.

>average build
>part time student, unemployed
>live with partner
>sit in chair all day drawing
>have sex 3 times a day
>nonbinary

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>>31721766
Let's see a pic
Or are you just talking shit.

Most girls that say that are into, never go through with it.

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>>31720773
>trying to kill me while I was sick with cancer a year ago
I'm guessing your the guy on /v/ yesterday and on /soc/

Dude, your bulit like a model, why the hell are you still depress.

>>31720873
>have a 9 inch penis
I recognize that penis on /soc/
If you were into men, I'll let you destroy me.
Plz

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Who /nihilism/ here?
Feels good nigga, don't have to give a shit about being successful if I don't want to.

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>>31721926
>Who /nihilism/ here?
You too?

>>31713083
>average body type, a bit chubby
>lost my job a week ago
>live in a big house with friends, gf moving in on sunday
>Don't masturbate
>talked to a girl irl not 15 minutes ago

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>fat but hygenic
>employed but hate job
>live by myself
>sit in bed all day while masturbating to cartoon creatures and 10 year old cartoon boys
>talk to people all the time but my lifelong crush married someone else
>crippling depression
>probably autistic (i'm on /vp/ after all)

i'm also a girl so there's that

>>31721308
>Video game soundtracks
Yes

>Android
No

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>>31713083
I like how you went for the "10 old cartoon girls" instead of "cartoon girls" there anon...

But deep down you're still a fucking loser for watching hentai