Lurantis is devastated over not being good enough for UU while

Lurantis is a shitmon!

SHITMON!

>>31710860
I'm honestly surprised someone still remebers about Lurantis at all.

You're still faster than Mr. 43

>>31710860
Fuck you, Lurantis. Why aren't you in the Bug Egg Group but instead in the Grass Egg Group? If you were in the Bug Egg Group you would make a great pair with Scizor...

At least you have contrary leaf storm.
Wait, you're a physical attacker?

...I'm sorry to hear that.

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>thought it could be the new best contrary mon

>45 speed

such delicious tears lurantis has

>>31710877
>not calling your Zikavolt Agent 043

>>31710887
Because it isn't an insect at all, it just looks like one. That's the entire point.

>>31710868
>>31710874
>>31710887
>>31710892
>>31710901
h-hey you're supposed to say nice things

You were the most challenging totem Pokémon.

Also you're cute.

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Laughable

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It be pretty.

>>31710959
>steenee doing the ojou-sama laugh
NO
STEENEE IS A GOOD GIRL SHE ISN'T A TSAREENA YET

At least it works as a defoger in RU.

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>Gets signature move
>It is slow
HAHAHAHA

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>>31710860
>signature move works best in the sun
>45 speed
>DOESN'T get Chlorophyll
You are a literal failure. Do us all a favor and get BURASTO BAAN'd.

>>31711094
>you are a failure
Then shouldn't you like it since everyone here is a failure?

>>31710860

You're more fuggable then Tsareena

>>31710860

At least you're not Cherrim.

>>31710954
I'd honestly be a bit frightened if Tsareena was the totem.

>>31711532
Why? Trop Kick is a very weak move, Play Rough is an egg move, and High Jump Miss is self explanatory.

>>31711602
You know totem pokemon get a boost to certain stats (or all of them).

>>31710860
You're almost as good as servine :^)

No, that's not fair. You're very pretty, lurantis. You have that going for you.

>>31710860
You are still cutest waifumon.

>>31710954
Yeah
Lurantis really fucked my shit up
>That scene where she sneaks up behind you
>That size difference
>Turn around
>Small suddenly
Made me madder than heck

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mmmmmmmmm...... cmere girl........ it's alright baby, daddy's gonna be real gentle............ your gonna love this just trust me.............

yyyyeeeeeeaaaaaah! there we go! aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh....... warm lurantis pussy!!!! see baby it's alright.... daddy's gonna take good care of you........ mmmmmmmmmmm...... doesn't it feel good? yyyyyyessss..... i told you girl....... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! cummming inside my cute lurantis!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>31711857
And now you realise this will never be real and you wasted all your time typing this. Trully pathetic, human.

>>31711857
what the fuck

>>31710860
survival of the fittest
bend over bitch

>>31711857
BRAAAAAAAP

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She has the same pants as Robbie "Numer One meme!" Rotten

>>31710860
Lurantis is literally a worse Servine

I like how her design makes it easy to direct your attention to her crotch area. It makes for a really good fap.

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>>31710860
You're still one of my favourite Gen 7 mons! Your design is awesome and so is your signature move. Actually you have a pretty good movepool especially for a grass type. Actually you aren't all that bad on a Tailwind team either.
I don't care what Smogon says anyway. I'm still gonna use you in the February VGC. Maybe we'll lose a lot, but if we win a battle it will be all the more fun!
Also your legs look like Peppermint and I think it's cute as fuck.

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>>31712079
Lewdrantis

I like your coloring, especially your pants. You look like you should have a straw hat and a place in a barbershop quartet.

If dubs, Lurantis is PU

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>>31712255

>>31712255
No really, does anyone expect something else?

>>31712255
th-thanks

>>31712255
Just means she is more loyal.

One day we'll get a grass type attack that lowers something a Contrary Lurantis can work with. They're gonna keep adding new moves so something like that has to pop up sooner or later.
Then it can probably get UU

>>31711857
Stahp

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>>31711857

>>31710860

You're prettier that Tsareena

>>31710987
SHE'S GOTTA LEARN SOME DAY

if dubs lurantis will move out of PU

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>>31713271
NO
FUCK
STEENEE WILL STAY PURE FOREVER NO OHOHO EVER

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>>31713336

Never ever

>>31710874
He did leak Moon for us.

>>31713396
She's such an ojou-sama, holy shit.

>>31713600
Wouldn't be surprised if Steenee is an ojou-sama.

>>31714240
According to the text dump from her official reveal, Steenee is a tomboy.

>>31714288
Now you make me imagine a tomboy Tsareena.

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>>31710868
A...at least she's good in the TCG!

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>>31711857

>>31714535
Someone needs to write that fic. Shouldn't even be lewd.

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Why does grass have the best waifus?
>Gloom
>Bayleef
>Bellossom
>Roselia
>Sunflora
>Roserade
>Cherrim
>Serperior
>Lilligant
>Leavanny
>Maractus
>Whimsicott
>Ramos
>Gourgeist
>Tsareena

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>>31714669
>Ramos

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>tfw the only reason people still care about you is because they want to fug you

thanks for leaking the games

You have to wonder what happened during QA. Did no one happen to notice that Lurantis is fucking worthless? Or was it so powerful during testing that they neutered it? Or was its worthlessness apparent but ignored by the developers?

>>31714591
Someone get on that.

>>31714706

better then being forgotten

>>31710860
NO CHLOROPHYLL