It's the zombie apocalypse and Pokemon are now real. The

>>31688917
>Honedge
I'm fucked i guess

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I'll be fine

>inb4 zombies count as Ghost types

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>Tumblrina Seal
Time for liquid spirit bombs.

>ledian
welp

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>Gyarados
The waterside is my haven

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>Fug with Dragon Ascent
I win.

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Welp, as long as there's no Burasto, I'll be fine

>>31688917
>level 30 Zygarde 50%
That's cool with me.

>>31688917
>Baracat

Time to suplex some zombies.

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good !

>Level 100 Charizard
>Modest, Max EVs in Sp. Atk and Speed
>Charizardite Y
>Fire Blast, Solar Beam, Focus Blast, Roost
I'm surviving.

>>31689515
>Modest
Have fun being outsped by zombies running at 328 mph.

>slot 1: lv 64 seal
>slot 2: lv 60 Koko
>slot 2: lv 60 alien parasite jelly

Well shit. As long as it stays loyal I'd be fine, though I imagine it wouldn't as I don't have badges irl.

>>31688917
>Alolan Exeggutor
I'll be fine.

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an alolan diglett named Thomas

hmm. at least he'll be able to sense the zombies from a distance?

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I'm safe

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>>31688917
Uh, i'm fucked. Blissey doesn't look like a good companion in a zombie apocalypse.

>>31690220
I believe in Thomas

>A lvl 8 furfou

Help

>>31688917
>Poliwrath
zombie punchin time

>Type Null with a defensive nature
Ehhh... might be ok?

>>31688949
Having a floating sword that can chop into any heads on its own and can't become zombified doesn't seem bad, anon. It's like a constant line of defence. It would also help in inter-human interaction. Plus, once it evolves passed Doublade into Aegislash, it become incredibly strong as an offensive AND defensive tool.

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>>31688917
Can I evolve it eventually?

Zombies are worth 1 exp. per level, maxing out at 100. You're more likely to evolve taking down hordes than you are searching out the strongest zombies.

tl;dr Don't go chasing Pyramid Head. He's not worth the effort.

>>31690485
Earthquake ftw

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>>31690273

A level 10 Salamence. I'm outta here.

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>watching her nuke hundreds of zombie's heads with lighting-speed kicks at my command while smoking/wanking

>>31690220
Thomas will do well.

>>31690269
I Got chansey
Just kill me now

>>31690252
>Clefairy used Dazzling Gleam!

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>>31688917
I'll be just fine.

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>>31688917

>Incineroar

I'm good

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>>31688917
>My Lv. 100 Mew

>mew's face when the zombies will get fucked royally by an overpowered flying pink cat

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>>31688917
I have Arceus
I have God
I am God

>>31690220
I don't trust him....he seems like a Russian spy.

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>trying to organize alola national dex numbers a few days ago for bank
>incineroar

Ok yeah I'm good. Burn baby burn

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>>31692374

>>31690220
Thomas will try his best.

>>31688917
>The 6th Pokemon in your first box is your only companion.
People with organized Living Dexes are all going to have either Charizard or Incineroar, depending on whether you're counting Bank box or game box.

>Parasect
I'm sorry john, I was always a zombie

fucking crab

I guess it can punch them away while I sit in one of his hands.

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ROLL FOR YOUR ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE VP

>1 - A mad scientist's resurrected army of the dead, through SCIENCE! And body bits.
These stitched zombies have higher SpD, and are supercharged by electricity. They are most weak to ice. They are uncommon outside the main forces, and come in human/pokemon/mix forms. Cannot be ghost types.

>3 - Hell's full? The dead reckoning!
These rotting zombies have higher Hp. The zombies themselves appear to have no other bonus traits, but anything and everything that dies returns as another soldier of the damned. They house no apparent soul, and aren't interested in anything but the death of the living. All ghost types are MIA.

>5 - I knew it! Fungal parasites take over.
Airborne spores released by these zombies cause infection. The infection is accelerated by evolution, and the fungus will vie for control. Both the infectees and the zombies have all the occasional pros and mostly cons of being grass type. The fungus is violently insane but can be communicated with. Cannot infect fire or poison types.

>7 - ACSHYUALLY...
These questionable zombies have high Spe. They infect through skin and blood contact, but the infection lies dormant until the host's death. They are essentially braindead, and eat flesh.

>9 - Thanks Romero.
These zombies have high Def, and can only be put down by destroying the brain. They have a slow gait and moan often, but have a tendency to have been hiding quietly in the corner you forgot to check. The infection is transferred through bites and scratches, and is quickly fatal. Cannot infect steel types.

>evens - BRRRAAAIIINNSS
You're one of the horde of the next odd number in your roll, better luck next timeline bucko.

>dubs - They're all dead, Jim.
You are the last human alive in the apocalypse of your choice.

>trips - ... Especially against living things.
The zombies of your chosen apocalypse cannot die, reforming from anything short of complete obliteration to walk once more.

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>>31688917
>>31693224
Don't fail me now random moonspeak Abra.

>>31689515
>The zombies start throwing rocks

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>>31693224
Save me, certain lion's luck!

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Zombies are usually mindless beasts and I'm assuming they're too dumb to use fire.

>>31693224
Rolling

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>>31693224
trips would be like the o'bannon zombies (return of the living dead) nothings killing those things short of cremation.. and then you have to worry about the acid rain..

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>>31688917
Fug looks like I'll be fine

>>31690269
She could prevent you from turning by feeding you her magic eggs

Trevenant. Not too bad. Should be able to harvest berries and I'm sure it learns more useful stuff.

Level 100 Adamant Buzzwole with Substitute, Focus Punch, Leech Life, and Earthquake. I think I'm fine, don't know how he'll leech their life though.

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could be worse, I guess

>Incineroar
Ehhh.

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>Lycanroc Midday
I'll be fine with a loyal rock doggo by my side

>>31693224
Rolling I guess.

>>31688917
>level one shiny tyrunt
I'm probably fucked, but I don't mind too much. I have a zombie fetish after all.

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>>31692018
M8, you may need to see this
Pic related

Primarina's Spirit Bomb ain't shit compared to Mew's Big Bang Attack

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>Lele
I'm set with psychic senpai

>charizard with scratch, growl, ember and smokescreen
>relaxed
>level 36
>31 sp atk and hp
>pretty good sp def, speed and defense
>decent attack
Smokescreen would be good for getaways, I guess.

>>31694746
Wait, Mew can do that shit?

Is this real?

>>31693224
Roll for what Balerion the Shiny Charizard and I are facing

>>31694966
Hell's Full i guess. Cremate them

>>31693224
Rolling

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im so fucked
never should have injected this fucker
the epic magikarp sweep wasnt worth it

What types are the zombies? Ghost? If so, l'm fucked because the Pokémon I have is a alakazaam

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>>31693224
>>31695222
Well good luck mate.

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>>31688917
Shadow Sneak for years.

>>31693224
Watch me get the fucking 'no ghosts' one.

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d30xys ftw

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>>31696655
Fuck I guess the first one then.

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...Shit

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Linoone is too small to ride, right?
I don't think I'll be able to use him to make any swift getaways from the Zombies.
I don't really trust him to fight the zombies without getting bitten or killed in the process, either.
I guess if nothing else he'll make a nice stress-relief hugging pillow and possibly an avenue for my sexual desires.

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...
Just kill me now.

Golurk lmao, not getting fukt today

>>31689574
Zombies a la Romero are slow af

>>31697721
Hey now.

Victory still can be achieved, it's not to Farfetch'd.

>>31697783
GODDAMMIT CARLOS GET OUT OF MY BOARD

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Nice? It could've been worse.

He won't be one shotting anything thats for sure

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im fine with it

>>31693224
Rolling to see what my Mega Fug will have to put up with.

>Top Fin
I'll be fine