I'm fucking pissed off at myself, how about a cutemon thread

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Do you wanna talk about it?

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>>31687344
What did you just did, anon?

>>31687344
Let me guess, you used napalm rounds on a squirrel in the forest.

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>>31687452
Well if you want to know, I fucking forgot my keys to the house and locked myself out like a dumb shit. Like what kind of retarded faggot even does that shit? So I had to stand around like some fucking retarded asshole after letting my mother know about my fucking retardation (she has a spare key). So here I am thinking 'who the fuck needs to get their own fucking mother to unlock their house, am I fucking retarded, do I need to get admitted'. And to make matters worse I got fucking lost in city even though it's the same fucking route I take all the time (how the fuck I forgot what the damn place looks like I don't fucking know). I mean sure i'm in the house now but now I'm just sitting here filled with shame and wanting to kill myself.

Feel free to tell me how much of a fucking idiot I was, because I fucking am.

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>>31687344
Did you put your bananu in her punanu

Or did you fail to, and thats why youre a faggot

>>31687344
>>31687532
Wow, you really are a faggot.

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>>31687532
We all make mistakes, anon. No matter how dumb you get, there is always someone dumber than you.

>>31687532
At least you're not _______ _____

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>>31687532
Don't be so harsh on yourself, anon. Though I'll be honest and admit that I'm like that with myself all the time.

Don't worry about locking yourself out, it happens to all of us. My sister is 30 and she locked herself out of the house during a blizzard. I'm 23 and I've gotten lost in town a few times. I locked myself out of the house at least twice.

These are little mistakes that just happen sometimes.

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>>31687532
We all fuck up anon, don't beat yourself up

>>31687556
Well sure I guess, but it fucking worse because I always get patronized about how I'm apparently a smart guy or some fucking trite shit, even when I do these fucking retarded actions I always get some fuck who says, 'you're a smart guy anon, I know you can do better. No I fucking can't because if I could I would but I didn't, a smart person doesn't lock themselves out of their own damn home or fucking get lost in a place they are always in and I fucking hate the fucking faux kindness, just fucking tell me I'm a fucking idiot, I'd prefer the honesty.
>>31687564
What's that supposed to mean?

>>31687602
I guess I was too subtle. It's supposed to mean Anthony Burch.

>>31687532
pls don't blogpost

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>>31687608
>Anthony Burch
If that's a reference to something I should know, I don't know what it is.

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>>31687532
So you just locked outside your house?
Well, that's not the terrible thing i was expecting.
It happened to me once, and i still have that hole in the backyard door

>>31687622
What were you expecting? That I ran somebody over or something?

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>>31687532
Anon uhh...light up man. Just a minor inconvenience at worst.

>>31687602
>implying geniuses don't ever fuck up or make stupid decisions

Try reading a history book once in a while. You'll realize how even the smartest minds make dumb decisions. One of the biggest ones that comes to mind I unfortunately cannot say without turning this into a /pol/ thread.

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>>31687634
I don't know, emotional or relationship related shit?

>>31687532
I think your biggest fuck up was getting mad about nothing.

>>31687638
I mean by itself it doesn't seem so bad, but when you're constantly fucking up and generally being a useless fucking piece of shit, it gets to you.
>>31687658
I'd rather not talk about that kind of stuff.

>>31687652
>One of the biggest ones that comes to mind I unfortunately cannot say without turning this into a /pol/ thread.
Just say Trump fucked up with the Muslim ban, it's obvious that's what you're talking about.

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>>31687620
Short story: He's the king of cucks.

>>31687702
>Trump
>smartest minds

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>>31687532
yo its fine, don't beat yourself up over it, really is just an inconvenience
we all make mistakes sometimes, you just gotta be calm and tell yourself it's okay
you're cool, aight?

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>>31687703
>>31687718
When was the last time /v.. no, 4chan being this nice?