>he calls himself a fan of water types >he doesn't

>he calls himself a pokemon fan
>he wouldn't fuck and marry a pokemon

>>31683663
>he likes ghost types
>still didn't killed himself

>>31683663
>calls himself a fan of flying types
>can't fly
Nigga grab a redbull.

>Calls himself a fan of Fire type
>Isn't a pyromaniac

>Calls himself a fan of grass types
>hasn't got into an accident and became a vegetable

>>31683692
Kek

>>31683676
>redbull
did that before. i did manage to fly but i dont know how to stop
not wanna do that again

How the fuck can you not know how to swim? Nigga just float and doggy paddle.

>>31683663
Not every water type pokemon know how to swim. Wingull, peliper are birds. birds flyers not swimmers

>>31683663
I like grass types but hate weed. It's a shame.

swimming is common knowledge, right? at least floating? what the fuck?

>>31683663
>Calls himself a fan of dark types
>Doesn't listen to Linkin Park or play Hatred.

>>31683751
>not intelligent nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor
Missed opportunity.

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>he calls himself a fan of fire types
>he's too chicken to set himself on fire

>calls himself a fan of fairy types
>isn't under Mr. Crocker's tutelage

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>>31683663
>water is my favorite type
>aquaphobic

>>31683663
>Calls himself a dark type fan
>not a nigger

>calls themselves a dragon type fan
>isn't what you'd call a star

>>31683663
>calls yourself a fan of steel type
>doesn't commit suicune with a katana

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>He calls himself a fan of bug types
>Won't even touch a real bug
These people annoy me, honestly.

>>31683896
I'd commit Suicune with my katana whether I was a Steel type fan or not.

>calls himself a fan of normal types
>is autistic

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>>31683898

I like snake mons but I live in the woods and give irl snakes a wide berth

>>31683692
Lol

>>31683663
>I call myself a fan of Steel-types
>tfw I can't repair my own Smartphone

>>31683795
But I don't wanna be Blaziken

>>31683663
Why are you projecting?
Who the fuck doesn't know how to swim? The only thing I can imagine is you don't know how to swim so you assume everyone else doesn't

>calls himself a fan of Ghost-types
>doesn't kill himself

>>31683663
>he calls himself a fan of fairy types
>he's STILL straight in CURRENT YEAR

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>>31683663
>like steel and fire types
>my body isn't steel, and my blood isn't fire

>>31684532
Three hours (give or take) too late, anon. >>31683673

>>31683663
>he calls himself a fan of Psychic types
>can't even read my thoughts right now

>>31684505
t. Someone who can't swim

>>31684550
Stop masturbating.

>>31683663
>he calls himself a fan of normal types
>isn't a normie

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>>31684552
Joke's on you, I don't masturbate

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>Fan of Ice Types
>Walked through several blizzards

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>>31683727
>Seagulls don't know how to swim
What the fuck

I see them everyday doing just that in a river

>>31683663
People literally don't know how to swim?

WTF?!

>>31684613
no silly goose, only figuratively

>he calls himself a fan of poison types
>hasn't drank bleach

>he likes fairy types
>Hasn't taken it in the ass yet

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>>31683663
>>he doesn't know how to swim
Ok, /vp/, no lying. Do any of you *really* not know how to swim? If so, that's fucked up.

>>31684613
I never had to. Nor will ever.

>>31684613
>>31684731
What for? I never go near giant bodies of water to begin with.

>he calls himself a fan of electric types
>hasn't fucked a power outlet yet

>>31683663
>he calls himself a fan of poison types
>he doesn't take drugs

>>31684731
My wide doesn't know how to swim and is terrified of large bodies of water. Me and our children on the other hand, love the sea.

>calls himself a fan of bug types
>doesn't have an infested home or head lice

>>31684838
>My wide
kek

>>31684849
lol my bad. It's early and I'm typing too fast.
Real talk. I can't imagine not being able to swim. She's the only one in her family who can't, too. Maybe it's a phobia

>>31684856
You should toss her into a large body of water. The larger the better. That should help her overcome her phobia.

>>31685005
A large puddle or a deluxe size kiddie swimming pool?

>Calls himself a poison type fan
>Hasn't ingested bleach

>>31683663
>Calls himself a fan of poison types
>isn't a jew

>>31684613
>People literally don't know how to swim?

No it's just niggers.

>>31683663
you just described me

>>31684838
Why are you posting in a board for children's fag? Are you a pedophile?

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>>31685614

>Thread ruined by people who live by huge masses of water
Kys ameriswims

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>>31683673

>>31683896
>doesn't commit suicune with a kartana

If you're gonna be a smart fuck at least do it right you piece of shit

>>31684505
I learned how to swim when I was a kid, but I haven't set foot in a pool in like 7 years.
What now.

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>>31683663
>he calls himself a lolicon
>he doesn't fap to Lana

>>31688227
>Masturbating to little girls
Literally calling the FBI, the Police, the Secret Service, the Marines, a SWAT Team and the Navy to rain down on your sorry ass.

>>31683710
I have a friend, skinny motherfucker that guy is, who just sinks in bodies of water. I honestly could not believe it until I saw him try to complete a swim test and struggle to stay at the surface, and I've been swimming my entire life.

Reality is some weird shit, man.

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>>31683936
underrated

>tfw don't know how to swim
I fucking hate water

>>31684561
Yeah, ok
Do you tell your parents the same thing?

>>31684731
In a pool, fuck natural bodies if water. Ever seens a pike? Vicious fuckers

>>31685005
Cures the phobia
Adds trust issues

>>31683692
top cac

>>31684589
he took the bog pill

>>31683663
>calls himself a fan of electric and water types
>hasn't bathed with a toaster

>>31683941
Odd
I'm a snakefag both irl and in-game

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>>31684550
>tfw you will never learn ESP/PSI/Magic/the Arcane
Why live

>calls himself a fan of normal types
>isn't normal

>Likes ghost
>Is not dead

>>31688227
mmm naked
gonna nut

>>31683663
>He calls himself a fan of dark types
>He never commited a murder

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>>31683663
>he calls himself a psychic type fan
>He can't even do basic math

>>31688205
>>smart fuck
>not smart strike
Thats not verymetal of you

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>>31684550
I can 『MIND HACK』you