>"Money? Nigga, I don't give a fuck about your money."

Obliged

Why did I offer her money in the first place?

Why is she asking for my number instead of just trying to rape me?

>nigga
>>>/pol/

>>31675276
>being this ignorant to Ebonics
It's not a slur, tightass.

>>31675170
You will receive countless texts saying that the shirt/pants/shoes/hat look very sexy on you. In extreme detail. You will also get lots of lewd selfies from the Grunt.
>>31675190
She beat you in a Pokémon battle! You're slipping!
>>31675241
Maybe she's an old fashioned girl.

What if I give her the number but never pick up or respond to her texts?

>>31675409
You're fairly certain that you put away that bag of chips before you went to bed. Why's the now empty bag sitting on the counter? And how does this girl texting you know the color of your pajamas? You just put them on!

>>31675144
give her the rejection hotline number

>>31675144
I say no.
Then go home to find she drew and wrote a doujin where she rapes me in an alleyway and stalks me home.
The final page is me looking at the doujin with her shadow creeping behind me.

>>31675144
Give her my number and then hang out frequently.

Fem Grunt is cute!

>>31675365
It doesn't take much to beat a Skull Grunt. This scenario fucking sucks dude

>>31675562
Mean. She cries much to the confusion of her Pokémon and fellow grunts as she believes that nobody could ever have an interest or love such a rough girl like her.
>>31675586
Accurate.

>>31675665
good riddance

give her someone other person's number

>>31675657
Would you prefer the scenario where she skips the courtesy of battling you and she beats the fuck out of your string bean skeleton ass? Then demands you give her your number.
>>31675654
Mentally and emotionally sound anon!
>>31675723
You have an issue!

>>31675833
>You have an issue!
>give her the rejection hotline number
not anymore i dont

>>31675876
besides the issue of crippling loneliness

>>31675898
worlds better than having to deal with this skull grunt any longer

>>31675833
>Would you prefer the scenario where she skips the courtesy of battling you and she beats the fuck out of your string bean skeleton ass? Then demands you give her your number.
Not him but I would, then I would refuse again and get whats coming to me in round two

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>>31675997
As you recover in your bed from the beating that violent thug gave you, you hear your door open. Your mom says a friend of yours from the trainers school is here to visit you. You hear the door close behind whoever it is and the lock clicks. You wonder who it could be...

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>>31675144
I have a better idea, we sneak off to a secluded location and fuck right there on the spot. Then we go home and hang out, just chilling for a while until it's time for round 2.

>>31676250
So you don't want to exchange numbers?

>>31676296
Sure I do, but that can happen whenever, it's not like our numbers are going anywhere.

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I have a walk-through for this game.

>>31675144
slap her then walk away

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>>31675144
>if you aren't going to give me your pokemon then I'll have to take something else

>>31675144
>drop my spaghetti
>apologize to her
>mumble incoherently
>walk away briskly

>>31676382
Written by Dan Birlew

>>31676397
Boris should have killed himself after making this pic, it's the apex of his work

>>31675144
...
[hand her phone number]
5 seconds later.
"Yo bitch ass. I see you."
...
Text back.
...
"Dude say something about my hair."
Look up and see her playing with her hair.
Silent thumbs up.
"Man you don't talk much do you?"
shake head.
Walk away.
She frowns and is upset.
"Yo, that's harsh man."
[gets text from you]
<3 :)

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>you're listening to Lillie outside the Dimensional Research Lab, blather on and on about something
>your phone buzzes
>"your side girl is ugly as fuck, dude"
>out of the corner of your eye, you see a tuft of pink in the bushes

>>31676534
>Silent thumbs up.
Fucking. Yes brah.

>>31675144
>anon blacked out

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>get disgusted
>pic related

>>31675144

Wonder why the game is calling me a nigga

>>31677387
>the police show up
>"she's not a part of Team
Skull, son"
>"she's a harmless Punk Girl!"
>she's hidden her cap, medallion and mask
>"why don't you do the right thing as a nice young lad and escort her home?"
>she's grinning ear to ear at you

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>>31675144
The only reasonable thing to do here is commit harakiri to atone for my failure.

>>31676632
Text back "you're the side girl" to tease her

But I beat her team.

I'll tell her that if she asks me nicely she can have my number.

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>>31677453
>Walk her home
>She tries to make idle conversation but hints sexual thoughts at you
>everytime this happens you just go quiet until a new subject is brought up
>arrive at her house but she doesn't want to go in yet
>asks if you guys can just sit outside for a bit and talk
>everytime she talks to you her face gets uncomfortably close to yours
>never make eye contact and always point face away from hers at an awkward angle
>This goes on for maybe 20 minutes and you decide you need to go home
>her parents call her on her phone just before you say anything
>Whiles she's on the phone you try to tell her you have to go but she's distracted
>You silently leave without saying anything and while she isn't looking
>get home and never see her again.

>>31678209
This is literally the reason why women go for chads

>>31675562
I gotta remember this trick.

>>31678492
>implying any girl will ask for your number

>>31675365

A grunt beating the player in a battle? When has this ever happened?

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>>31679291
NOW

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>>31679291
In the timeline where pookie doesnt go easy on you

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>>31675144
"Sure."

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>>31679346
>pairing the heterosexual pure perfect female specimen with this dark skinned ugly gay plague affected degenerate

>>31676382
That was low-key cringe. But it exists, so I'm not complaining.

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>>31676534
Good shite. Nice to see this board gets some writing prompts

>Try to communicate my cute teenage boy attraction to her
>am a main protagonist so i can't talk
>End up just smiling and feverishly writing my number and drawing cute shit on a piece of paper
>hope it gets through to her that i'm not just really shy or quiet, i'm mute.
>After that breed a perfect team so that ill never lose to anyone again, cause i'm a protag and that is what protags do

>>31680311
>not communicating through text that you're a mute and that you're actually very interested in her

>>31679305

>implying I wouldn't be a halfway competent trainer
>implying I wouldn't beat her and then say she can still have if she asks for it nicely
>implying I wouldn't then watch he struggle to spit it out, before telling her to repeat it with "please"
>implying I wouldn't then lead her on responding to roughness with a playful dominance to keep her in line and catch her interest

>>31680322
>OH SHIT WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT
>this is why she'll never love me

>>31675144
y-you too

>dating a team skull grunt manga never

>>31680743
>one more year and he'll be out of the service in south Korea
I MIGHT DIE OF UNFULFILLED BONER, HURRY UP DUDE

>>31675144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPXkjtpGCFI

>>31680792
>assuming he hasnt already been ripped in peaces on the front

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>>31679386
they belong together

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>>31680982
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/11877

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>>31680982
>>31681016
leave this thread right now

go plague one of the lillie yuri toilet threads

Ma'am, I don't date sluts.

>>31681756
how dare you, she's not a slut

she's a pure, sweet girl who's a little rough around the edges

not on my watch

>>31675365
>She beat you in a Pokémon battle! You're slipping!
>implying I'm a filthy casual
Lad...

>>31681756
>slut

I want grunt chan to massage my prostate

>>31681912
>pure
>runs around in shorts that leave less to the imagination than hilda's

>>31681756
>implying you date anyone ever

>>31684974
Yeah, so let's not start with sluts.

>>31684962
>Less to the imagination
What you think there's something besides an ass and vagina hiding in most women's pants?