I literally lost my virginity tonight and had to imagine Pokemon

i don't have lopunny images on this computer, otherwise i'd help out

i'd love to lose my virginity to one

File: enB68eY.png (183KB, 398x436px) Image search: [Google]

183KB, 398x436px

go die please

You need help dude.

Secrets thread?

My girlfriend sometimes wants me to roleplay as a gay dude fucking her while she's also roleplaying as another gay dude. I'm such a multitasker that i say gay stuff but since that gets me flacid as hell in my mind i imagine she's lusamine and i'm raping her.

File: 1485322746661.jpg (20KB, 228x243px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 228x243px

>>31670895
dude

File: Disappointed Bobby.gif (1MB, 280x210px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 280x210px

what

>>31670895
Would you fuck a real dude if she asked?

>>31670818
>actually getting to the point literal sex can't get you off
there's degeneracy and then there's mental problems, yours is the latter, seek help.

>>31670954
It's not really that big an issue unless it bothers him. I'm sure he can find someone who is cool with his Pokemon fantasies if he talks to them about it.

>>31670981
OP here, I'm a grill

File: 1486102282292.jpg (25KB, 283x265px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 283x265px

>>31670895

>>31670818
How old are you, OP?

>>31670997
Okay then, she.

>>31670997
Prove it.

>>31670818
>not staying to cuddle
You missed out, man.

>>31670981
>not getting turned on by a human being isn't a problem
>can't get off to both
you both need mental help
t. pokephile

>>31670997
tits or gtfo

>>31671011
>>31671253
No

>>31671286
gay

File: 1477251237961.png (84KB, 602x668px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 602x668px

May I ask who you imagined? Was it Lopunny? If so I think I have some male Lopunny stuff. Possibly.

>>31670895
Nice

>>31670818
>having sex
FUCK OFF NORMIE REEEEEEEE

>>31670818
at least you lost your virginity

>>31670997
what did you imagine

>>31670818
Its oke if you were nervous or felt under pressure and had to go to something in your mind to get off.

>>31671561
This

t. 24, soon to be 25 year old virgin

>>31671286
You aren't a girl.

>>31670997
Makes sense, men don't say "climax". That's a thing women say.

>>31671589
I pretended Xe was a Pokemon trainer rubbing the paralysis out of xyrs Lopunny (me) after a long battle

File: 1485102357596.png (1MB, 996x1194px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 996x1194px

How embarrassing.

>>31670818

If you go a long time without sexual intimacy, being with a real person can be very intimidating, making it hard to jizz. Remembering your simple and secure personal diddling space can make that easier.

File: 1485958659746.png (90KB, 500x501px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 500x501px

>>31671855
Oh

>>31671855
>paralysis
>not being a limber lopunny
even your fantasies are trash

File: 1485107320405.jpg (687KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

687KB, 1000x1000px

>>31671865
I don't know about this anon, a klutz Lopunny would have a certain charm to it.

Just imagine watching it stumble around and depend on your for basically everything.

Hahahaah ohhh man this slayed me nice thread OP

>>31671845
Well I mean I have a penis, but I identify as a girl

File: 1422221161666.jpg (45KB, 450x320px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 450x320px

>>31670895

File: 1486202557083.jpg (19KB, 448x509px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 448x509px

>>31672134
pics

File: 1423717350198.jpg (32KB, 400x291px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 400x291px

>>31670818
>tfw I often picture myself being in the same situation if I ever have sex with someone else given how Pokephilia has been my default fap material for years now
My brain's rewired beyond help.

File: 1482197964774.jpg (460KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

460KB, 900x900px

>>31672679
There's always help, anon.

File: Will Smith.jpg (21KB, 408x417px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 408x417px

>>31672134
Fucking, dropped.

>>31672134
So you're a guy. No, what you identify as doesn't matter.
Hell, might as well claim you're a robot with rocket punches.

>>31672679
Same tbqh.

>>31670997
L O N D O N

File: monkey puppet.gif (2MB, 320x218px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 320x218px

>this thread so far

File: 1486110514028.jpg (29KB, 463x426px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 463x426px

>>31670895
cuck

File: 1486175656760.gif (2MB, 212x153px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 212x153px

>>31670895
Anon
My man

someone better be screencapping this thread

>>31670861
lmao bioncle was ace.

File: 1478977898373.jpg (102KB, 689x235px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 689x235px

This whole thread.

File: jimbo.png (91KB, 151x247px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 151x247px

>>31672134
JIMBOOOOOOO

>>31670861
Too soon

>>31672679
OP here. What worked for me was imaging I had long Lopunny ears until I could almost feel them. Then I imagined I was covered in fur while xe kneaded my grundle. It wasn't long until
>Lopunny used Water Sport!

>>31673988
At least I'm not the only one to fantasize about having those ears.

>>31673988
>>31671855
what the fuck are these meme words

>>31672134
>Well I mean I have a penis
Post it

>>31674759
The second-worst pronoun option

>>31672197
>>31674770
No

I'm not sure if I should talk about this but I once kinda asked my gf to roleplay as Lusamine while I roleplayed as Lillie and then she would spank me and fuck me in the ass while calling me her spoiled little whore. She refused and we didn't talk about it since. It's not something abnormal right? Everyone has fantasies.

>>31674831
Yes

File: 19911448.jpg (201KB, 920x1280px) Image search: [Google]

201KB, 920x1280px

>>31671855
>>31672134
I see what's going on..

>>31670895
I think that's pretty cool.

>>31675454
I see

>>31672134
Wtf

>>31675740
See >>31675454. It's all bullshit.

>>31675454
Me on the left

File: output.webm (402KB, 280x210px) Image search: [Google]

402KB, 280x210px

>>31670944
converted your gif for you

>>31676096
faggot

>>31670818
Why the fuck are there two of these threads? Dumb mods

>>31676311
This isn't a genuine Lopunny thread, it's bait.

The real one is >>31675629.

>>31670895
thats what you get for dating a fujoshit