Does anyone have any embarrassing Poketism moments? >Earlier

>>31670307

You very well might be.

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>>31670307
whos mans is this?

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>>31670307
>Decide to Close Combat my steering wheel

>>31670307
>Close Combat my steering wheel
I thought this was an embarrasing moments thread, not a cringe thread

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>>31670307

>Proud of its power.

>>31670344
>>31670353
I-It was just for fun, since I was just sitting at the light. I just lightly punched it while making the "pew pew pchew" Gen 4 sounds, and accidentally tapped it too hard.

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>>31670307
>Decide to Close Combat my steering wheel

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>Decide to Close Combat my steering wheel

I'm sorry but how is that Poketism ? You just punched your steering wheel and scared some old lady, it has nothing to do with pokemon.

>Anon used Close Combat
>It wasn't very effective
>Steering Wheel used Astonish
>Old Lady flintched
xD

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>>31670307
>Close Combat the steering wheel

>>31670456
He did a pokemon reference and a jojo reference at the same time, how is that not autistic as fuck

>>31670493
im gay

>>31670307
You are an autist OP, but it's an understandable kind of autism. If it makes you feel any better, it's not any different than if someone was hammering on their steering wheel out of rage and frustration, that would've spooked the old lady all the same. At least you had your eyes on the road, right?

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Anon, what did you mean with that?

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>>31670421

man i was really autistic with toys a few years ago. i've manage to mostly contain myself now

>mid 2014, 16 years old
>just bought a fennekin plush from eb games
>walk out of the shop hugging it
>a few odd looks
>kiss it on the top of the head
>more odd looks, some kid from my school sees it and comes over
>starts asking me about it in a condescending way
keep in mind that i was really shit at picking up social cues so i had no idea he was making fun of me
>i start answering legitimately
>he asks shit like if i still like toys and i respond yes
>eventually asks if i name them
>say yes
>he asks what this one's called
>yell "HIS NAME IS JEFF" relatively loudly
>basically whole 30m radius staring at me
>guy mutters what the fuck and wanders off
>take it to school for about 2 months afterwards and cop shit for a few weeks until i lost it

now i do uni and take a lucario plush in my bag that i can hug when i feel like i need to

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>close combat the steering wheel

I post on /vp/

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>>31670646
This can't be fucking real.

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>>31670646
holy shit anon. I'm an autismo but fucking hell.

>>31670646
Man, good luck to you.

>>31670646
Are you a girl at least? Or just some greaser?

>>31671042
no i actually look pretty normal

>>31670646
Aw, that's so sweet. It's ok, anon. I still kiss my plushies.

>>31670646
Only acceptable and cute if youre a girl.

>>31671065
me too occasionally
not in public tho

>>31670307
>>31670646
i sincerely hope neither of these things actually happened

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>>31670471
>xD

The only thing remotely related to it was try to show off once to a friend my collection of battle ready pokemon, and then fail miserably to answer why every single one bar genderless mons where female.

>>31670307
>Does anyone have any embarrassing Poketism moments?
I post on /vp/

>>31671964
Own the waifu, anon. You got and you OWN THE WAIFU

>>31673130
ebin

>>31671230
I do too in the comfort of my own room

>>31670646
Friend of mine brings his litten plush to school every day.
He named it Crosshairs. Cross for short

>>31670646
that's not too ba-
>lucario plush
never mind, I would hate you irl

>>31671964
To avoid attract and rivalry damage.

>>31673862
I used the attract argument, but he didn't buy it. Didn't think of rivalry at the time (I honestly didn't even remember that ability existed), but I doubt he would've believed it anyways.