Hey Faggots, My name is Kyle, and I hate every single one of

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2017-02-01 05:33:29 Post No. 31621617
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:33:29 Post No. 31621617 [Report]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Kyle, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass Pokemon pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on gelbooru
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Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Pokemon”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot owl (She just blew me; Shit was SO adorb). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my borb

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:35:55 Post No.31621635
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>>31621617
Why do you feel the need to post this same image whenever the mods are asleep, anon? Do you want the recognition of a tripfag without the name or something? Is that it?

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:36:06 Post No.31621639
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:36:06 Post No.31621639 [Report]

Fuck you Kyle!

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:37:01 Post No.31621649
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>>31621617
Nice copypasta fag

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:38:40 Post No.31621673
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>>31621617
Whoa! Careful with that copypasta, it's an antique!

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:42:59 Post No.31621709
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>>31621635
I stole this pasta, this is the first time I've posted this :0)

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:52:25 Post No.31621775
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>>31621617
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

Anonymous 2017-02-01 05:59:00 Post No.31621826
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>>31621617
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Pokemon School, and I’ve been involved in numerous battles on Pokemon Showdown, and I have over 5000 confirmed knockouts. I am trained in stall and I’m the top sweeper in the entire Smogon OU tier. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies in 4chan's moderators and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your rating. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can defeat your in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Pikachu. Not only am I extensively trained in Pokemon battles, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every fucking Pokemon and I will use them to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of /vp/, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Anonymous 2017-02-01 06:00:32 Post No.31621837
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