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>Be me, 11 y/o Alolan
>Loves these fucking jelly doughnuts or some shit, idk what they really are
>Hyped cause I'm gonna get my first pokemon today
>Some fucking white trash dipshit moves in from Kanto
>Tfisthisbitch.jpg
>Turns out he's getting his first pokemon today too
>Fucking what? I'll have to get my first pokemon with this shithead around?
>Fuck it, tries to be nice
>Goes up to pick my pokemon
>Picks Poppilio cause wynaut
>Chills with my new bro for a bit
>White trash picks his pokemon
>Piece of shit chooses Rowlet just to be a dick
>Whatever, battles him cause my Grandfag makes me
>He kicks my ass cause muh typing
>Forced to be friends with him cause otherwise I'll look like a salty fuck
>Meets this 7/10 white chick
>Cool enough, I guess
>We become friends
>White trash shit barges in like the asshole he is
>Fights me again, I lose cause he somehow knows EXACTLY WHAT POKEMON I HAVE IN EXACTLY THE ORDER I'M GONNA SEND THEM OUT IN
>almost like he KNEW THE FUCKING FUTURE
>salty, but says gg anyway
>he's a dick anyway
>goes over and gets a jelly doughnut to forget losing to that asshole
>couple days later
>I have a team of Bros, they're all fucking great
>My real bro, Poppilio, turned out to be a chick and tried to fuck me once, almost tried to kms out of trauma
>Fuckin' thicc af 11/10 woman at Aether foundation looks fine af
>She's making eyes at white trash too
>Life fucking sucks, but I'm ready for a battle
>Fights the white trash piece of shit, I KO a couple of his pokemon
>Takes out this fucking sky snake and one shots everything else
>WHERE THE FUCK DID HE EVEN GET THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>Whatever, Trans Seal gets put out
>No effect against fairies, bitch
>Withdraws giant sky tapeworm
>puts out decidueye
>White trash wins
>Just leaves
>He's off fucking 7/10 and 11/10 somewhere probably
>goes over to doughnut shop
>Drowns sorrows in masaladas
>Learns 7/10 is leaving
>I'm gonna be the "You remind me of this kid I used to know" in kanto"
What a life...
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>>31594626
Being a video game chracter sucks.
Post more examples.
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What
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>>31594626
>yfw fug was incorporated in this just because
kek
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>>31594626
go eat your Malasadas, fag
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>>31594626
being hau is suffering
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>>31594626
Hau...Hau had a hard life.
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I want to hold Hau in my arms.
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>>31594626
>No Chad Kantocuck
Eh, C for effort. B for Fug points there in the middle
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>>31595084
It was Chad Kantocock, but that also works.
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>he's getting
>he
What made up fanfic-ass game are you even talking about?
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>>31595264
The canon male character known as Sun
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