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Go to https://randompokemon.com/ and generate six Pokémon.

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Go to https://randompokemon.com/ and generate six Pokémon.
Done? Are you sure?
An army of 200 of the first Pokémon is outside of your house, and they are angry, hungry, and slightly horny. Your only means of defense are the other five Pokémon. How fucked are you?
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Well fug.
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>>31591214
>
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i think i'll be fine
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>>31591214
you're fine man guzzlord will just eat them all for you haha

>>31591265
kek
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I think I'm good.
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I don't think the army are the hungry ones in this instance.
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I'm fucked
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D-do I have a chance?
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>>31591214
I think I'll be Ok.
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>>31591346
Ugh why do I always forget my pic
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Tell my wife that she doesn't exist!
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>>31591340
Deep sea tooth clamperl with surf, Illumise with t-bolt, chansey with seismic toss. You could do alright
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I think I'm safe.
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>>31591214
>200 Regigigas
Shit...
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Some does the death of one yveltal set of the "death pulse" of all the other yveltals or not? Either way pretty sure i'm dead
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O fuk
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>200 shuckles
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Mawile is the only one who stands a chance.
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>>31591214
Words cannot describe how fucked I am
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>>31591461
*how fugged you are
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>>31591461
Golduck and Masquerain can learn ice beam, if it's any consolation
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>>31591461
Utterly fugged
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This would be both terrifying and hilarious.
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Safe. I'm gonna generate 6 more mons.
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>>31591488
Dubbly fugged
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Considering M-Garchomp and Crabominable are there, i'd say I have a chance.
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>>31591516
Um
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Fuck it. I wouldn't mind being gang-raped by Diancies.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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200 horny Pheromosas...

...I hope my body can take it.
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Hopefully I am very fucked
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>>31591380
You'll have tons of prep time before they reach your house, don't worry. At least five turns
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why
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Either I'm completely fucked (Regirock kills Torterra and rapes the flying types and me to death) or completely fine (Torterra used earthquake)
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>200 Zubats

ayy lmao

Isn't this literally just any and every tunnel or cave in every Pokemon game ever?

I think I'll be fine.
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>>31591577
They're all males, so probably
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>>31591214
lol
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>Grimer x200

V.S

>Hypno
>Buizel
>Bunnelby
>Pangoror
>Carvanha

It'll probably be a really messy battle but I think I'm good.
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I'm dead aren't I?
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>>31591264
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You're good
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>>31591214
I'm ok
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>>31591659
https://youtu.be/TZ_rmgr1-Rg?t=2m3s
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>>31591461
oh fug, 200 fug
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Eww this isn't hot.
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>>31591380
On the other hand you'll also get 5 years to train your team
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>>31591727
>He doesn't want to pollinate an army of Female Mega Venasur
What are you, gay?
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>>31591214
can one mega sceptile face down all the koko cockos?
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>>31591214
200 talonflame

>Tyranitar
>Tapu lele
>Zebstrika
>Slowbro
>Blissey

Easy
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Fuck me
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>>31591884
When and where?
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>>31591884
Forgot pic like a retard

>>31591895
Everywhere because ots tentacle time
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>>31591784
Stall sex sucks
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Nice, I got the owl.
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Fucked. No chance.
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>>31591843
>Lightningrod

Probably
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Yeah I'm fucked.
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why me
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>>31591214
I think I'm fine


What the fuck is a horny magnemite gonna do to me anyway?
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>>31592123
It's weak to bug and ice so you have a fair chance
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It's all gucci nigga.
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>>31591214
I
Am
Fucked
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Goodbye /vp/, it was nice knowing you
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>>31592276
I forgot the pic. But seriously I'm fucked
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>>31591214
i do not think i am in a good position
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Well...
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>>31591516
>Safe.

If all the Barboaches use Earthquake, Combusken and Mega Steelix are dead. Riolu and Bidoof are too small/weak to take on hordes of fish on their own, so Necrozma has to carry.
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>Talonflame used Heat Wave!

We're done here. The others don't even need to help.
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At least I'll finally die
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As long as Swinub is standing, I'm good.
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>>31592228
>>31592301
>>31592370
>>31592381
Ya'll are fucked
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>>31591286
>200 Kommo-o outside
>Igglybuff used Dazzling Gleam
Literally all you need
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>200 Mareep
>4/5 Pokemon weak to electric
>fug
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>x200 adamant Blissey
>other five are cinccino,carracosta,alola geodude, snorunt, and bonzong

it will be an epic showdown
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help
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>>31591214
>200 Yanma

>Night Doggo
GG
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>>31593789
>Seel used Blizzard
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>>31591461
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Not much. I'm good I guess.
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>>31591214
I'd live
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>>31591300
You will survive, but ugh, what if they all have sturdy? Order a pizza or something cause youll be there a while.
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I'd live
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>>31591214
>200 Drain

>Marshadow
>Graveler
>Frogadier
>Tepig
>Piplup

Definitely fucked
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I think I'm fine... Maybe?
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>>31591461
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>>31591378
dumb padposter
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>I can defend myself with mega fug
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>>31591214
when can I end it all
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>>31591461
>Words cannot describe how fugged I am
ftfy
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I am fugged.
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>>31592301
>what is sucker punch
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This will be epic
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>>31595346
Something that will not hit 200 hundred times before deoxys kills
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>>31591214
>200 barbacle

my army:
>golurk
>croagunk
>gothitelle
>registeel
>bibarel
it seems, i would be mostly fine.
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Honestly I'm kinda fucked, but at least I have my bro Octillery so I'll die happily.
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It was nice knowing you
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>>31591214
>Angry, hungry, horny Jynxes
What, did I walk into Tumblr or something?
Oh well, I'll be fine as long as I got my bros Suicune and Bronzong with me Rhypherior is okay too
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I'll manage. Dual screens from key boy boom bursts from music bird, tailwind from unfezant, rocks from rock, kyurem for power, and shelmet for fodder
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>>31596736
They all want my bag
>>31596736
You do realize the Unfezants are the enemy right?
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>>31591257
You'll be fine, Druddigon sucks
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>>31591476
>Delta Stream
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>>31591214
>god is on my side
I'm safe
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Regice is gonna freeze all of em n' fug me as hard as it fugged the bugs.
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>>31594833
>200 Azelfs taunt you, set up stealth rock, and then explode.
You're fucked.
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>>31595435

Dude, priority over attack
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>slightly horny

now that's an understatement...
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Fugggg :(

Bls help
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>200 Marshadow
>VS Alolan Persian, Stoutland, Breloom, Dragonite, and a goddamn Pichu
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>108x200 angry, horny spirits
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>>31596932
just let mew set up 2 layers of stealth rock infront of your house
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>ferrothorn
i-it's gonna be daijobu
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>>31591304
There's that one gif of fem Charizard riding trainer cock so I think it might be like that?
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>>31591384
Just have Guzzlord eat it.

>>31591461
Oh fug. If it's any consolation, they'll probably fight each other over who gets to have you, first.
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>>31591605
B L I Z Z A R D
A O E
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>>31592301
Enjoy harboring alien space larva inside you.
The bright side is you get to be queen (?) of an entire race of alien space viruses, which could also give you a shot at galactic domination or something.
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>every single defender is ineffective against poison/bug
I HOPE ONE OF YALL HAS A ROCK MOVE
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...halp
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screwed desu
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I'm okay? Got a mega.
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>>31591843
Well, look on the bright side, Magearna will probably be pretty strong after Mega Sceptile knocks two or three out.
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>>31591257
>Naughty Arcanine
>is not attacking you
why even live
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>>31591214
I'm good.
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>>31591990
Smogon pony is with you, there's still a chance.
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They might win by sheer numbers.

But that wouldn't be a bad thing...
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i'll be ok????????
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gotta act fast or i'll get raped in my sleep

r-raikou to T-wave the other four so they can't be put to sleep
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>>31591214
>randompokemon.com
I think I'm okay
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>>31591214
Very fugged
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looks like i'm eating quilladin tonight
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alright you five can eat or kill the male eevees
i'll fuck the rest
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Barbaracle, Geodude and Phione will most likely die in the process but Mega Kicken and Dragonite will take care of those Oddish easily. Also everyone in the radius of at least 2km will get high.
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>200 horny Mienshao

I'd let them win t b h regardless of gender
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>>31600463

I'm jealous.
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Fug
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>>31591214
>Mega Pinsir
>Magneton
>Monferno
>Fucking Feebas
>Toxicroak
>Nihilego

Well I'm fucked.
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>>31599051
>What is Ice
>What is Rock
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W A T E R C O M P A C T I O N
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>>31591214
>200 Samurotts
Could be fucked, I do not know
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>>31591214
Guess I win!
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>>31601714
...Anon?
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>>31601714
Wew
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>>31601922
Yea?
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>>31601945
>>31601714
What're those tabs?
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>200 Cherrim
versus
>Zorua
>Serperior
>literally the legendary bird trio
ty rng
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>>31601922
hownew.ru
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pretty sure I'll survive
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>>31601599
Assuming 200 Mega Pinsir?
You have Magneton, Monferno, and Nihilego. You're fine.
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Do I have a chance ??
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Lol I will survive
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Will be a good fight 50/50 odds i think
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>>31591214
fug
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I live in Nogales, so this hits uncomfortably close to home for me.

Scizor's my favorite Pokemon, though, so between him and Kartana I think we can hold them off until they agree to pay for a wall
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I don't know how this will go, but at least I have a nice team.
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Well, if I throw the Luvdisc at the M-Scizor, I and maybe even the other 4 might be able to run away to safety

r-right?
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>>31591214
>i want to be defended from this
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Resting comfy.
Sawk and Stantler got this
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>>31591214
>Nidoqueen Used Earthquake!
>Koffing Self-destructed out of fear!
>Anon has no more usable pokemon!
>Anon was brutally reamed by Nidoqueen futa cocks!
>Anon Blacked out...
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>>31601599
Nihilego and Monferno can use SR, just set them and watch those M-Pinsir die
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>>31591575
given how frail they are, volcarona could solo an army of 200 pheromosa
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>>31591214
>Slightly horny and hungry
My dick would be frozen but it will be great
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>>31596971
you'll survive, marshadow is doomed to RU as a piece of shit because it has technician
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>>31603709
>Perfect stats
>Absolute best offensive typing
>Amazing exclusive move (and Z-move, too)
>Otherwise great movepool

>Mediocre ability
Sure, anon, whatever you say.
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>>31603739
>doesnt realize that having the best ability defines what makes it good or not barring extrodinary circumstances
why do you think politoed suddenly jumped up to ou
why do you think cancer like mega gengar and aegislash will never leave ubers?

enjoy sub 1000 elo though
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I'll probably be ok
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>>31591214
I'm honestly pretty fucked. It counters pretty much everything I have unless I can stall them to death one by one with Infestation from Shuckle... Can't even toxic these Magic Bounce/Synchronize fuckers.

But if I'm going to die, I'd like to die in a massive pile of Espeons.
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>>31604039
wtf I swear I attached tee file
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>>31598429
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>>31591214
man
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I think I'm good
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>hungry, horny Scolipedes
I'll probably be fine.
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>200 rape apes at my door
>my only defense is 2 marine pokemon, 1 HM slave, 1 potentially decent elephant and one fairy
fugg
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>>31591214
good night vp
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>>31596767
>Golduck's Cloud Nine!
It's literally the meme counter to Fug.
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>>31591300
"The wild Roggenrola used Sand Attack"
"The wild Roggenrola used Sand Attack"
"The wild Roggenrola used...
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>>31602571
Or you know, tell them to stand down, and see if the Meowstic are okay with your cock instead of your life.
Worst comes to worst, spam Sucker Punch, Bug Buzz, and Shadow Balls
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>>31606750
>Gentle Darkrai
So basically lots of wet dreams over and over until daytime? Doesn't sound too bad.
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>>31591412
You fuckled with shuckle
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>>31591214
Mega Fug takes care of business while I hide in the house with the prevos.
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Welp
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IKU ZE
Imma try this again.
>>31594037
>252+ SpA Choice Specs Seel Blizzard vs. 200 HP / 252+ SpD Zygarde: 232-276 (57 - 67.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
>You sense the presence of many!
>200,000 Arrows rain from the heavens!
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>>31607053
Sucks for you, they're going in dry.
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Arceus have mercy on my soul
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>Don't own any Jinco Jeans
>Don't own any Nine inch nails albums
>Don't live with any hot gurls with big boobys who are sluts
>Don't own any motorcycles
>Don't have any ninne inch nails on my fingers
I'm fucked
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yeah i'll probably just willingly throw myself into this orgy of death
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>>31591214
I'd say I'm pretty good.
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>>31591214

I should be fine
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Goodbye.
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Absol cripples them. Whatever.
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>>31611349
>200 necrozma
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Pretty sure I'm safe.
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help
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>>31611499
Nice dubs. Also
E A R T H Q U A K E
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I just use Flygon to lure them and then set them on fire with some gasoline I have stored in my house.
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Im safe i guess
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