You're at the bar with your waifu when this guy walks in and Flare Blitz's her ass. Bare in mind he's holding a Life Orb and is fully invested in ATK and SPD EVs.
What do you do?
>>31586445
>Aqua Jet
why would a darmanitan have special defence investment. are you stupid op
>>31586445
>squirtle used bubble
Lillie's Poké Doll
What if she has Flash Fire as her ability
>Girlfriend used Poison Gas!
>Darmanitan died!
throw a pokeball
now i get to slap my gfs ass AND your ass too stupid pokemon
Attend my gf's funeral
>>31586445
>>31586550
>Dating Bianca
>>31586445
You mean SPE?
>>31586569
>Rock Slide
>>31586445
I let tell him to drop the bitch and Flare Blitz mine, habba habba
>>31586445
I spray him with the draco
>>31586445
>send out Heatran
>>31586445
I merely outrun and hit on his physical defense. Since he's running max SPD and no SPE at all, it should be easy.
>>31586445
i get upset, Darmanitan just killed my waifu, becuase Sheer force Flare blitz shenanigans is broken strong.
Then i remember that waifus are for weebs and faggots meaning i never had one in the first place, so hang with by bro darmanitan and then we find some hookers and do some blow
>>31586445
Why would you not run CB to the strongest wallbreaker in the game?
>>31586919
Fucking newfag, FBlitz deals more damage to Mundibuzz.
>>31586569
>Foul play deals more damage back than Flare blitz does to Mandibuzz
how pathetic
>>31586592
SPEcial attack
SPEcial defense
SPEed
SPecial Defense
SPeeD
>>31586516
Underrated
Stone edge ggs
>>31586584
I hate this meme, but under rated post
>>31586445
>tfw Darm will never be good in higher tiers again
>>31586445
Diaperbeam lol
>>31586445
my girlfriend faints
i use retaliate with STAB as ppl with gf are normies