the earth is crashing into the sun and you can only take 1 pokemon

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soul silver

>>31582978
I'm expecting this to be the most common answer

Alternatives being Emerald, Platinum, or B2W2

Anyone disagree? Why?

>>31582989
I like White 1 the best 2bh, so I'd bring that.

Moon, obviously, as the bunker is Sun-proof

>>31583207
kek

>>31583207
It's fine my dude, we're going at night

Black

>>31582947
>you know what to mf do!!!!!

What do i do?

>>31583409
You fucking idiot. What is reading comprehension? Anon asked why to those who {<~*disagree*~>}.

>>31583447
I think this is an "aim for the horn" reference, maybe?

Pokémon Go.

>>31582947
Umm... Can I take a different game with me?

>>31583621
Go here >>>/v/

Now you can.

>one pokemon GAME
i thought you meant one pokemon
>sun proof bunker
"no"

>>31583676
Because OP's thread sucks, lets run with this.

*ahem*
The Earth is crashing into the sun, and you can only take one Pokemon with you into your sun-proof bunker.
Which do you take, and why?

>>31583707
>sun-proof bunker.
its still shit
what does this even mean, how can a bunker be sun-proof in this regard?

>>31583737
there are a billion lions outside of it to keep the sun away from it

>>31583741
pretty sure my 100 million navy seals took care of the lions already

>>31583737
I have no idea and you're right.

*Ahem*
Oh, no! Trump/Putin/Kim Jong's replacement have launched the nukes, and you can only take one Pokemon into the bunker your paranoid uncle built!
Which do you take, and why?

>>31583751
>trump or putins replacement
>implying they wouldnt launch nukes themselves

LET ME FIX THIS FOR YOU

>Global warming has reached catastrophic levels and the air outside is toxic! You can only take one Pokemon into your air purification bunker, which one do you take?

>>31583790
I think the replacement was only meant for Kim Jong, my man.

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>>31583790
Koffing

>>31583790
>hurr I don't care about genocide overseas because it doesn't affect me
>bawww Trump's going to destroy the planet
>bawww global warming

You probably think Mexican is a race and blame Trump for BLM burning down Ferguson and Baltimore.

>>31583807
The world is currently in its fucked up state because you SJW faggots and your former god king Obama have been helping terrorists, communists, and other criminals fuck it up for the last eight years.

>hurr lets give nukes to the islamic fundies chanting "death to america" while we sue christfags for saying "bless you"

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>>31583747
>100 million navy seals
>countering 1 billion goddamned lions

>>31583537
Kek