Confess thy PokéSins, /vp/. Confess now, and thou shan't

I jack off to Pokegirl feet 3 times a day.

>>31581585
I fuck my Pokemon regularly

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>>31581585
I like a Pokemon more if I'm sexually attracted to it, I like loli and feet, I have an e d g y oc, I inject my mons, I wonder trade boxes of things for fun, I do giveaways on /vp/, I think 3DS is killing the series and I like the original gen 1 and think RB are still fun.

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I firmly believe species is a word without meaning and shouldn't stop love from blooming between two individuals.

>>31581585

Arceus, I have lost my way.

I can no longer find it within me to enjoy the adventure aspect of pokemon, and the postgame feels so empty.

I treat your sons and daughters badly. I do not see value in any pokemon except those with good IV's and the right nature.

I am a soulless husk of a man, there is no joy in my life anymore, and i ask for your forgiveness.

Barring that, a quick and painless death will suffice.

I've fapped to goodra

>>31581585
I've fapped to pokemon, people turning into pokemon, pokegirls, people turning into pokegirls, I use toxapex,I re-wondertrade route one trash that I recieve, I masturbate to pokemon melting and being eaten, and I've participated in pokemon Rps. both erotic and regular.

>>31581585
I unironically like the genies for their designs. I don't even fap to them or anything like that, I just think that they're neat designs with interesting details. They're my favorite legendary trio.

Hell, the only Pokemon that I like and also fap to is Tsareena, and those are still for different reasons.

Moving away from fapping for a bit, I'm a pretty big sinner. I unironically considered Gen 6 to be second favorite Generation, and was surprised to see the hate against it. I have been hiding this love for it for years to avoid being bullied by meanies, so I'm an even bigger sinner, someone who wouldn't defend his love.

>>31581585
I stole my friend's mailbag delivery service or whatever art Dragonite and then my dad washed the pants I put it in the pocket of and it got destroyed so then even I couldn't use it.

>>31581585
I like Lucario.
...is it okay that he was my bro in BW2
I'm not even a furfag.

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I browse /vp/ but i'm not into competitive battling
Or breeding
Or the show
Or the lewd/furshit

I just play the games for fun

I want to FUCK Garchomp

I once used a masterball on a regular Cacnea

I never actually beat Black and White. I finished the story, but I never beat Alder.

I didn't even attempt to beat Black and White 2 until this part year. I kept stopping right at the route before Victory Road.

I reset a game where I had a shiny Oddish.

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>>31581585
I find Pokegirl X Pokemon (feral) hot

I caught a shiny cubone during a playthrough, and started a new playthrough without trading or waiting until the bank was released

I unironicaly thing Porygon-Z and Dhelmise are hotter than animal based pokemon

>>31582147
what the fuck

>>31582116
It's okay, anon. People don't hate Lucario. They hate Lucario shilling.

>>31581740
What the hell is inject anyway? I keep seeing it lately and I'm not sure if it's a /vp/ thing or if it's always been.

>>31581585
I rubbed one out to you

>>31582397
Injecting is creating or editing a Pokemon by editing saves rather than catching or breeding it. Basically using the new equivalent of PokeGen and PokeSav.

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>>31581585
I want her.

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I used Action Replay back when I was in grade school, and in the process I corrupted a bunch of my favorite mons, unable to trade them. My Jolteon named Sparkplug, my Suicune named Carter, and many others fell to my uncleanliness. R.I.P. y'all.

>>31581890
can you give me an example of people turning into pokegirls

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>>31582521
go wild. and if this is your first then have fun with your descent

I despise th battle tree, i have no fucking idea how anyone thought this was a good idea, let alone keep it this unfun busted bullshit for four generations. i want to either cheat the FUCK out of the game by hacking in a mon with a bogus ability that OHKOs the opponent, assassinate the fucker who keeps doing this shit, or BOTH

I CAN'T EVEN GET HIGHER THAN A FUCKING FOUR STREAK AND I WANT THOSE GOD DAMN ITEMS YFDOIAUJPIOFHUSPJADIOFJSDIPAOJ

>>31582672
>cheat the FUCK out of the game by hacking in a mon with a bogus ability that OHKOs the opponent

I actually did so. Huge Power Regigigas assblasts the BT. Do it, especially with how easy it is now.

Guzzlord is my bro

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>>31581585
I've confessed it before, but I chickenpost. I also used to bait Sunfags, but it's gotten much worse now. I now falseflag as a Sunfag, acting like I'm triggered by yuri and try to derail threads. I hate myself every time I do it, but it's necessary evil, for the sake of all the Chickenfags like myself. I ruin everyone's "fun" in order to make Sunfags be more hated than Chickenfags currently are.
There are times when I first post yuri, then reply to myself acting like I'm a triggered Sunfag, hoping it will start shit. I want to stop, but I'm too deep in to return now.

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I only use pokemon I'd fuck, whether it's in game or in competitive. It usually doesn't matter though, because I'd fuck 80% of the national dex.

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>>31582555
>Ash instantly recognizes who Janine is
>when Janine is the only gym leader who has never appeared in the anime
what the FUCK did he mean by this

oh, and pic related

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>>31581585
I'm the infamous Sylveon poster.

>>31581859
A cardinal sin my son. But admission is the first step to rehabilitation. The fact that you acknowledge this problem and ask forgiveness means there is hope for you.

>>31583141
Literally who?

>>31581585

I want to fuck Froslass desu

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>>31583175
No one at all :3c

>>31581585
I puzzle at your divinity, and have come to a hypothesis.
In the beginning (Of Diamond and Pearl) you were a living myth. There was no limit to what you could do, you were God, "The Original One"
Then, I saw you for the first time after playing my sharked in Azure Flute. Needless to say I was hyped, but also disappointed. I don't know what I was expecting, but something resembling a goat was not it. Regardless, I was excited, caught you with the masterball I never used, and marveled at your stats. Of course, I excused those stats of yours that were not the highest out of all of my Pokemon. Infernape had higher Speed than you because he was higher leveled, and Palkia, well yes, it was a few levels under you, but I had raised it from level 47, of course its stats were higher. Those "EVS and IVS" I was beginning to hear about must explain it
Now, I think less of you. I now know you are simply inferior to other, greater beings who do not boast of their power as much. I have wondered at this. What happened?
I have a theory.
In particle physics, there is a known phenomenon that occurs. Photons behave differently if a human is observing them. Human observation forces those particles to conform to physics as we observe them. Our eye forces a photon, which behaves as neither a particle nor a wave on its own, to conform and behave like one of the two. Our observation strips the photon of the ability to act as it would, and instead be contained by our reality.
So, Arceus, my hypothesis is as such. Your power has diminished not because I have grown up and learned more; your power has diminished because I have observed you. When you were spoken of in myth, you were omnipotent. When I gazed upon you, you became lesser than other beings I held in higher esteem. The longer I look upon you, the more you decay.
You call yourself God, and Omnipotent. But I see not infinite possibility. My gaze has reduced you to one possible referent. And I find it wanting.

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>>31583175
>>31583193
But it all really depends on what I feel like wearing.

Some days I'm Marie poster
Some days I'm Sylveon poster
Some days I'm I WANT TO KISS KAMALA
Some days I'm a colorist
Some days I'm a greentexter
Some days I'm a programmer
Some days I'm a meme wizard of the cult of digits.
Some days I'm a video maker
Some days I'm an observer of ten years.

I'm the person of many faces, and many names, while at the same time being no one whatsoever.

:3

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>>31581585
I once vowed to never to fap to Pokemon.
I failed miserably.
The fact I have a horrible fetish makes it even worse.

>>31581585
I browse the Pokemon Subreddit sometimes.

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I really want another Pokemon Channel game

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Last game I played until recently was Gold
I got back into pokemon for Sun because mind control is one of my fetishes and the entire concept of Salazzle just appealed to me

My pokemon team consists of a salazzle and 5 male salandits

>>31584523
>a salazzle and 5 male salandits
>Not 5 salazzle's and one male Salandit
Just imagine what they are doing to the little guy's brain to make him theirs and theirs alone.

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>>31584523
>My pokemon team consists of a salazzle and 5 male salandits

Never played a game between gen IV and Sun/Moon
Even gen IV, i don't think i've ever beaten it, just played around, certainly don't remember anything about the games

I just keep replaying crystal or firered/leafgreen

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I found a venonat while I was looking for a scyther in the Bug-Catching Contest. After I pressed "run", I noticed it was shiny.

Pic related.

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>>31584534
Jesus Christ, anon
At least he doesn't have to compete, I guess

>>31584538
I am not an effective player, I'm casual as fuck

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>>31584562
I'm a casual as well, i just found it funny

I never had an online battle
I don't plan to ever do

I never do post game content either. As soon as i beat the league, i beat the game

I inject

When I was 11 I had an oc that was just a shiny Umbreon but with blue wings that weren't even attached to the body

One time I released all of my friend's pokemon except a freshly hatched Magikarp, tossed away all his items and lost all his money then saved inside a cave because he beat me in a battle

I stole other kid's Pokemon cards. Told them I want to trade cards, then took their card and ran.

I stole a blue version from a friend. Took his GBA and Red Rescue Team a few years later but felt bad and gave the GBA back, told him he forgot it at my place. I still have both games.

I falseflag as a Lillieposter so they get more hate. I despise them and want to tarnish their already shit reputation. I spam yuri whenever possible and tell people that she's the best character in SM.

I've fapped to donut once

I'm a diaperfag and I have an entire folder dedicated to diapered trainers and Pokémon

I also unironically like ___JoJo.

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>>31584588

>>31584588
I never understood this fetish. What exactly is it that turns you on about diapers? It's literally shit.

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>>31584603
I don't know, to be completely honest.
Though,
>it's literally shit.
Thing is - i'm not turned on by that part of them.
I'm personally not one for messing/wetting.

>>31584620
S-sauce?

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>>31584581
Holy shit you are literal trash.

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>>31584581
>I stole other kid's Pokemon cards. Told them I want to trade cards, then took their card and ran.
This reminds me

My mum got really into pokemon when I was a chillun Dragonball Z too, but thats irrelevant. Since she was an adult with money she could buy a heap of pokemon cards. Like a lot of schools, the cards were banned during school hours so everyone used to trade after school.

When she came to pick me and my siblings up, she'd trade with the kids. Since she was an intelligent adult and they were dumbass little kids, she ripped them off blind and made them think they got the better deal.

Couple years later she sold off all her doubles and made back all the money she spent on the cards. Even right now she has at her home a full set of Base/Jungle/Fossil, shiny and non-shiny, in the original pokemon card binders.

TL;DR - the very best pokemon master in the world is a 60 year old grandmother

>>31584626
I don't have the sauce, I just saved it from a Rosa thread.

I think that no other game will have the gorgeous feel of Gen 1 and 2, even though I truly want to like the newer games.

At the same time, I hate people that hate new things. I cannot stand the ORAS and SM hate.

My Pokémon only have damage dealing moves.

I don't care about IVs and EVs.

I don't battle online and only trade through GTS or Wondertrade. I don't care about tiers.

I hate that some people don't know which generation a Pokémon belongs to.

I hate people that use legendaries (not because they are powerful as there are stronger non-legendaries, but I think it is childish in some way to use legendaries in your team).

I don't like Pokémon that are used for furbaiting. I liked some of them, but seeing porn from them really ruined them for me (Lucario, Salazzle).

I don't care about the anime.

I have payed for things in Shuffle and Pokémon Go.

>>31581585
My first Pokémon game was GO
I only have one Gen 7 mon in my Sun team
I run an all-female team and I don't even want to fuck them
I've still had a cheeky wank or ten to furbait waifushit though
I inject shit regularly, but usually with shit IVs if it's for personal use

>>31584523
>>31584534
>5 Salandit using all of Salazzle's holes and hands/feet at the same time
>Salandit have 5 Salazzle riding him, sucking his tail, pleasure his hole, sitting on his face and licking all over his body at the same time

Take your pick.

>>31584654
>I cannot stand the ORAS hate

Because you're stupid, ORAS is a shitty game and the only remake so far that is way worse than the original games

>I have payed for things in Shuffle and Pokémon Go

Whoa you really are stupid after all

>>31584523
>My pokemon team consists of a salazzle and 5 male salandits
for some reason this actually sounds kind of fun unironically

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>>31584667
Well, since the Salandit is way smaller than the Salazzle that would be kinda awkward. A Salazzle is near twice the height, twice the length and weighs over 4x what the Salandit does

Poor little fuckboy lizard would be crushed to death.

>>31584676
If my Salazzle gets taken down, it really does feel like exacted revenge when my Salandits knock them out

>>31584588
My nigga.

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>>31581585
A lot of my favorite Pokemon are the furshit ones and I have a massive Blaziken fetish to the point where 85% of my Blaziken images are not safe for this board.

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I've never played original Gen I or II

I traded my copy of Emerald with my friend for his copy of Mario Kart DS

I fap to the thought being fucked by my male Shiinotic

>>31581585
My favourite game is ORAS

>>31582828
this

>>31581869
Was it male or fem.ale?

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I IV breed yet never play online
I've never played gen 1, 2 or 4
I have hax but won't inject insta perfect mons
I like breeding and masuda hunting
I've...fapped to pokemon more than I'd like to admit
Female werewolves are hot and that's why I really like the night mutt
FERAL IS SHIT

>>31581585
I clone pokemon and then trade them claiming they're legit. I mean the original one is legit, but I keep that for myself and trade the clone

>>31584581
You are the worst kind of person and I want to punch you.

>>31583140
I mean the guy asked for an example....

Generation 3 was my favourite gen, i had sapphire, emerald and ruby and I played all 3 multiple times. I think i have at least 20 playtrough across all games.
When the remake came, i instantly bought it, but couldn't get me to play it, given how much i played it in the past it just gets way too boring, especially since gen 3 start is extremely slow imo.

I gave somebody a concussion in elementary school because he called my favorite pokemon shit and wouldn't stop talking shit about me to everyone who would listen.

I pushed him down a flight of stairs
I was such a goody two-shoes that even the kid I pushed was convinced (after some argument) that I couldn't have pushed him

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>>31584581
How can I hate an anonymous someone I don't know so much

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>>31581929
Lando-T looks rad as shit
If his incarnate form didn't exist, and he wasn't so ridiculously good at what he does, people would like him more.

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>>31584654
>seeing porn from them really ruined them for me
how weak willed are you? for fucks sake serperior is ne of my favorite starters even after seeing the absolutely disgusting things people here post of it, like vore and pedophilia levels of degeneracy.

Grow thicker skin.

>>31584632
WHY IS SOMEONE PUNCHING THAT DEDENNE????

>>31584690
>there aren't three shiny male salandit in the pile
you failed.

>>31585994
I also do this. I put cloned Tapus on the GTS so I could get a Celesteela since no one wanted to trade for Buzzwole.

I also back up my save, put all my Pokemon into Pokemon Bank, and then restore my save file. All my Pokemon from Pokemon X are backed up in X itself, in Pokemon Bank, and in Pokemon Sun. My Black/White Pokemon are the same, backed up everywhere. Amazing that Pokemon Bank allows clones in, all my Tapus are in there twice.

Brace yourselves, TMI incoming:


- I'm a massive furfag since age six (the fapping part surfaced later, of course), which amounts to over 25 years by now.
- My first crush was Maid Marian.
- I judge pokemon solely by design, not usefulness in battle. The more attracted I am, the more I like it. Due to that, I couldn't give a shit - even if I tried - about most pokemon that are "competitively viable". I ones I like though, I absolutely love to death. I IV breed every single one of them, so I can take them with me in the next game.
- I went to comiket once with the sole purpose of buying massive stashs of furry porn, and I succeeded, spending close to 250$.
- I've got several pokemon colored dildos and fleshlights.
- I think pokemon go is a disgrace to the franchise and I want it to fail rather sooner than later.
- I think sogon/vgc/showdown people (at least the ones one can observe here) are massive faggots that take a childrens video game way too seriously.

>>31587976
>I couldn't give a shit - even if I tried - about most pokemon that are "competitively viable"
but anon, a huge amount of very competitively viable mons are hot.

>>31588047
And honestly, all things considered, I still think you're worse than me.

>>31581585
Oh dear arceus. i'm a furfag, and it doesn't matter what pokemon i fap if is female

>>31588047
no, you're worse. At least furfags aren't attracted to something inherently repulsive and disgusting.

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>>31588109
Honestly, that's probably true.

>>31587976
Cool
Interesting
I can relate
No comment
No comment
k
Could have said it nicer but agreed

>>31588047
No senpai...You're still a tiny bit worse. don't take it personally tho since I like furry junk to an extent

>>31587976
>Being competitive about a game is taking it too seriously
>Masturbating with dildos based on the same game is not taking it too seriously

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>>31588193
>93 gb
Anon...

>>31581585
I masturbate to a picture of Arceus's arsehole.

>>31588047
>diaperfag.
you are still worse.
>>31581585
i play the games for fun, not for competitive.

>>31581585
Im subbed to both verlis and hoodlumscrafty, and I vehemently hate injectfags but i also play balanced hackmons on showdown

>>31581585
I hated Gen 2

>>31588326
what's wrong with hoodlum, most of his stuff is alright

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>>31588326
>Im subbed to both verlis and hoodlumscrafty, and I vehemently hate injectfags but i also play balanced hackmons on showdown
What kind of backwards logic do you hold yourself by to justify this retarded behavior?

>>31588193
>93.6 GB
Is that a diaper mod pack for skyrim?

>>31588345
I hate injectfags that play rated/VGC, but hoodlum plays with his friends so its good by me.
I like verlisify's content, sue me, I dont care that he's a furry. I have no justification for playing balanced hackmons other than that it isn't cartridge

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>>31588364
Kek.

in all seriousness, all there is in it is pics
someone just fucking end me already

>>31588339
Verlis and hoodlum had some beef before, and hoodlum gens all his shit.

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>>31581585
i once accidentally got off to a zoroark butt-fucking a lucario.

please forgive me for my disgusting past lord, papa bless

>>31589101
>accidentally

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>>31589101
>accidentally
really now?

>>31589101
>accidentally

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>>31589101
So...How did you "accidentally" come across said zoroark X lucario porn?

>>31589101
what

I needed to get some team members for Alola Friendly, but I didn't feel like hatching and training them. So I injected them. I didn't inject anything illegal, but I still feel dirty.

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>>31589101
>accidentally
Explain.

>>31589298
Diaperfag I know it's you.

>>31589310
I'm not hiding it, am I?

I never caught them all and never will. I'm also a furfag.

>>31581585
I skipped gen 2, gen 3 and half of gen 4 until Platinum. When back to play Emerald but never finished it until ORAS. Gen 4 is still my favourite gen competitively, and gen 5 overall.

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I masturbated to this little girl the other day.

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>>31589881
me to

>>31588257
There's nothing wrong with being competitive, it's when you throw tantrums and shit all over people who aren't, or expect us to respect you and pat you and the back for being so and pander to your every whim.

>>31585716
It was demiqueer, and I'd thank you not to assume the gender of my pokemon

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>>31581740
anon what is your edgy OC, I want to know

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>>31581585
I released three of my bros in Ruby/Emerald for failing me at the Battle Frontier, because I was disturbed a disturbed middle schooler. Now I'm a disturbed adult. I still feel bad about doing that.

For what it's worth, they're immortalized in the Hall of Fame for both games. I might be able to rebuild them if I did some digging around the game files.

>>31584654
>I don't care about IVs and EVs.
That's hardly a sin anon, it's how you're supposed to play.

I get off to tf and standard porn the same but the moment tg or other stuff like diaper or inflation is added my boner just stops working

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>I unironically like edgy designs because I'm a huge gothic horror/dark fantasy nerd
>I kept fighting and losing against the striaton gym in B&W up to the point of almost giving up on the game
>I name almost every Pokemon I get
>femtwo is my waifu

>>31581585
Hah! You are not real!

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>>31581585
> Been playing since Gen 1
> Never had a linked battle or trade until Gen 4
> I hadn't beaten the E4 in RBY until about a month ago.
> I completely skipped Gen 2 until I bought HG last year for nearly $80
> I now feel like Gen 2 is the best, tied with the original RBY+Stadium. HGSS is also the best remake.
> I got Ruby as a present from my Grandfather and proceeded to hate it and not play it after a week. He's dead now.
> I reset my HG and Pt saves for days on end to get access to the Cute Charm Exploit within Gen 4
> I completely skipped Gen 5.
> I did not legally download Sun, but I'll probably get around to buying a physical copy.
> I'm waiting to get a Gen 5 game so I can move legal but glitched shinies obtained from Gen 4 into S/M.
> I'm attempting to complete my first dex in RBY just now.
> I'm wishing they'd just stop making pokemon games and move on already.

I also masturbate to Pokemon and blame Pokemon for the beginning aspects of my appreciation for bestiality.

I think that the gen 4 legendaries look like Final Fantasy bosses.
I never caught them all

>>31584581
You are literal shit

My first shiny was a punishment for using cheat codes
>>31581605
So does half of this board or more

>>31584635
Does she still have sex regularly? Asking for a friend

>>31581585
i'm not that good in pokemon

I never finished White 2, it was boring all the way through and even though I'm almost done I can't bring myself to do it.

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>>31587976

>competitive players are faggots
>fucks pokemon colored dildos and owns furry shit

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I'm a massive faggot but don't want to be

pic unrelated

>>31581585
I am a disappointment to everyone that I love.

I am no one's priority, and I don't deserve to be.

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>>31587976

>- I think sogon/vgc/showdown people (at least the ones one can observe here) are massive faggots that take a childrens video game way too seriously.

>-I judge pokemon solely by design, not usefulness in battle. The more attracted I am, the more I like it. Due to that, I couldn't give a shit - even if I tried - about most pokemon that are "competitively viable". I ones I like though, I absolutely love to death. I IV breed every single one of them, so I can take them with me in the next game.
>- I went to comiket once with the sole purpose of buying massive stashs of furry porn, and I succeeded, spending close to 250$.
>- I've got several pokemon colored dildos and fleshlights.

>>31595146

anon I will make you a priority, if you want me to :)only if you're cute

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I once stole a bunch of cards from some kid at a church I played basketball in when I was a kid. Felt bad for a while about that.

When I was 9 and didn't know what masturbation was, I still touched my dick to May & Misty from the anime, because it felt good.


I also wanted to fuck Oddish for some reason.

>>31587976
She is pretty cute, desu.

>>31592270
>I kept fighting and losing against the striaton gym in B&W up to the point of almost giving up on the game
Literally how the fuck can you be this bad? They even give you a free monkey just to beat that gym.

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I dropped Black 2 before the first gym because they removed followers and I hated the atmosphere

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I name all of my pokemon, have personalities and when I'm asleep make my own anime in my head centered around them. I'm 23.

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>>31596521
>when I'm asleep make my own anime in my head centered around them
I've been doing this since I was 7, I'll be 25 in October. Thing is I actually have a good life so I should have no reason to retreat to fantasy

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>>31596521
>>31596760
same
except my mental autism adventure uses a wholly contrived team not related to any game I've played and some of them talk

>>31596778
>>31596760


>>31596521 here

They all talk, have different accents and do shenanigans from investigating a haunted house to holding hands

>>31592998
Dunno man, I don't keep track of my parent's sexual habits

>>31581585
I figured out EVs and IVs in gen 1 months before anyone else(barring possibly Japanese players that fucked around in the memory) and how to edit them, and abused maxed-out pokemon to my benefit heavily in battles.

>>31585863
>fem werewolves
>feral a shit
You're alright

>>31597521
>gen 1
>ivs not dvs

>>31596289
Because I was too stupid to know you had to do that

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>>31596521
>>31596760
>>31596778
>>31596843
This is adorable.
All of you are adorable.

I have never played gen 1 games

>>31598913
Just imagine a shittier version of gen 2.

>>31582828
Is pic related a pokemon you'd fuck? You sick fuck.

>>31581585
i think that gen 5 was by far the WORST of the entire series. Every single thing about the gen was utter trash and it felt the most empty of all the games.

I unironically like Charizard and Lucario. That's because I still judge Pokemon the way I did when I was a kid. If it looks cool or cute I like it. People always give me shit for liking them though.

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"Dad, can I borrow five bucks?"

Never been in a relationship

Had few friends but dumped them

I can only masturbate to hentai, no matter what i cant get hard from watching normal porn

My social life is as dead as it can be

I almost never come out of home, i pay a guy ~10$ to buy me the shit i want and bring it to my home
i work at home doing some shitty internet informatic jobs

Im disgusted by fat people so i work out daily in home even though thats useless

I haven't played any pokemon game before gen 5

im 24

>>31599299
pokesins only you tumblrblogger fuck

>>31592270
being a shitter isn't a sin
neither is having good taste in waifus

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>>31581585
I shitpost with pokémon edits on other boards, I jacked off to a nonporn image of ralts, I jacked off to porn of you, I almost fucked my dog because it looks like an eevee, I use my dick as a stylus in pokémon amie, I hate fug with a passion so much I printed around 30 pictures of him out and shredded them, I would fuck a garbodor if given the opportunity, I own every pokemon game except HGSS and B&W2, I made my own fakemon out of paper mache (pic related), I've seen porn of every pokémon, and I only use female pokémon on my competetive[\spoiler] team.

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>>31599841
>I almost fucked my dog because it looks like an eevee
anon you need some jesus in your life

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>>31599841
OH FUCK

>>31581585
>gen 5 has grown on me, and I have come to like many pokemon from it for their competative value
>I'm a tryhard and I alienate all my friends for bringing super powerful teams while they play casually
>I hate anyone bringing legendaries despite going on the legendaries allowed section of battlespot
>I build competive teams without ever playing on the ranked battlespot or any tournaments
>started playing firered in about 2004, only beat the elite 4 in 2014
>never played original gen 1 games
>stole cousin's gold version, never beat it
thats all i can think of

>>31587976
that's the spoiler autist we all know and love

>>31584581
How is that last one pokemon related?

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>>31581585
I was banned for posting about Shauna on a Shauna hate thread.
The mods says that talking about a Pokémon character isn't Pokémon related.
That is my sin, having retared mods.

I fapped to gardevoir again yesterday :(

>>31581585
Oh arceusdamn, i do not have a sin.

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>>31601061

>>31601061
hownew.ru
no, seriously, that shit got posted last night, did you just get here?