Have you ever, at any point or time in your life, wanted

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Thanks mystery dungeon
yes

No, but I do now. That's some top-tier fetish

can't be worse than the life i have already :D

No, why would I throw away my wonderful life for something as stupid as that?

>>31576729
Yes, I want to be Alakazam.
>tfw to intelligent to not want to be a Pokémon

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Of course, imagine all the shit I could do

>>31576805
This

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>>31576729
>Become a fictional creature only to get captured in a tiny ball by some 10 year old for the intent of blood sport?

Yeah, sure why not?

>>31579101
>not wanting to be a Gladiator who relishes in the sport of battle

>>31576827
you've clearly never been a Bounsweet or a Primape

>>31576729
well duh

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>>31576729
>want to be a pokemon
>not capturing and fucking the pokemon

>>31576729
I've wanted to be Zekrom,Espurr, or Roserade at some point.

Yes. I want to be a Pokemon without any sense of self, if these's any.

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>>31576729
>Have you ever, at any point or time in your life, wanted to be a Pokemon?

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I'd kill to be anything that isn't myself desu

i've been wanting to for years, and i'm sad that it'll never happen

yes i'm autistic

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>>31579101
>implying you wouldn't just be left here on Earth to fend for yourself while nobody recognizes you
>implying you wouldn't go into the wild and fend for yourself off of the local flora and become a myth amongst the local town
>implying you wouldn't eventually be captured and studied for years by people who are too intelligent to recognize a fantasy creature from a children's monster-battling video game series

>>31576729
Let me answer that question with another.
If someone offered you a life as a 13-foot dragon with absolute mastery over space, or a jet-plane dragon with the ability to morph into a human at any time, or something like that, would you say no?

>>31576827
Imagine the life you have already.
Now imagine it without opposable thumbs.

>>31579489
>Flora
Yeah m8, I'm absolutely mortified of the plants in my local area

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no, but as a kid i wished on wishing stars every night that pokemon'd become real and be discovered in some remote jungle somewhere in the world, even if i never got the chance to meet them

i still want to believe

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>>31579569
I meant flora and fauna, but fuck it.

>>31579489
>fending off the local flora

>"there's this weird creature screaming at our flowers again"
>"yeah, it thinks the flowers want to kill it"

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>>31579614
Fucking horrifying
>yfw

>>31579553
But what if the Pokemon I become has thumbs or some other method of holding things?

Checkmate atheists

>>31579705
Even better if you're a psychic type.

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>>31579275
Well, technically...

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>Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
Absolutely. Not exactly for being a Pokemon, but because A D V E N T U R E
except for the part where palkia kidnaps you in the middle of the night

Mainstream Pokemon games? Absolutely not

>>31579705
>Thumb's been in a splint for a month after surgery
>Still doing a decent job in drawthreads
What's your excuse?

>>31579705
But what if the Pokemon you become has no hands at all? And no psychic powers?

>>31580401
You'll just have to man up, faggot.

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>>31576729
I just want to become a Leafeon.
Instead of taking in this shitty air in my lungs I want to sit in meadows and take in the scent of the flowers surrounding me.

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>>31576729
>Wanting a chance to be fug
Sign me up

Better than my life

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I want to be a cute gardevoir with a kind young girl as my trainer to give me praise and headpats

>>31576729
Have you ever wanted to:
>Have superpowers
>Be able to breath underwater
>Fly
>Be good at martial arts naturally
>control plants
>control fire
>Have psychic powers
>have dark powers
>have normal powers?
>Be a motherfucking dragon fucking furry
>Be a mythical creature
>Just be better than a weak human

I would probably just be captured and stay forever trapped in a PC random box
>All the pokemon that you competitively breeded are forever in a VR landscape with no escape
No.

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>>31579626
>>31579569
You say that now, but just imagine.

Better question:
Have you ever wished the Pokemon world were real?

Pros:
>Every single goddamn thing you can possibly imagine is a creature
>they all have super crazy powers
>you have the power to befriend them and train them
>you can live out that dream of actually being a Pokemon trainer
>society is near-utopian
>humanity has virtually reached world peace
>free healthcare for your pocket monster friends
>you can basically do whatever you want at the age of 10/11
Cons:
>Every single goddamn thing you can possibly imagine can kill you painfully
>the natural elements of the universe are controlled by hyper powerful creatures, so if they get angry, people are gonna die
>evil organizations everywhere
>should you make the decision to leave when you reach 10/11, you'll be stuck with that level of intelligence

Honestly, the pros outweigh the cons imo

>>31582081
>Every single goddamn thing you can possibly imagine can kill you painfully
If the Pokemon world were real, then the humans would get superpowers to compensate as well. Have you seen what Ash can do? Also:
>Psychics exist in all canons
>Chuck chucks a couple tons of solid rock in his gym in GSC
>Kukui tanks Pokemon attacks for research
None of this is possible for our world's humans.

>>31576729
No.

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>>31576805
>want to be a lucario
>tfw i realize im actually an edgy furfag manchild
fuck

>>31582081
>Cons:
>Every single goddamn thing you can possibly imagine can kill you painfully
Not like we have spiders the size of a fucking coin that can bite you and you will die a fucking painful and agonizing death or dogs that go wild and fucking try to kill you or do terrible damage to your face.
>evil organizations everywhere
crime also exist in this world

pokemon world seems better in every way to the real world, the only problem is that being a meat lover is fucking hard when you wanna ask what pokemon this tasty meat came from and how bad it's gonna make you feel.

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>>31576805
Growing up with this and Animorphs really fucked me up.

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I want to be the gardevoir in pic related.

>>31576805
>the first PMD was hyped as fuck at my school because you got to play as the Pokemon

I wonder how many that fucked up

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>wants to be bae

>>31579489
Minus that last part, it'd be pretty amusing to become a local myth if you became a ferocious-enough looking Pokemon that could fight off would be abductors.

I want to be a Hypno in hentai.

>>31582465
>ywn have the ability to shift between being a pokemon and being a human being whenever you want
>ywn live a double life as a pokemon superhero and an average joe/wage slave

>>31576729
No, and you know why? Because I don't want fucked up shit like >>>31583147 to exist IRL.

I'd love to be literally anything other than what I am right now so sure.