ITT: We dig through fanfiction.net and find the worst pokemo

>>31573983
oh my god

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7007824/1/Meloetta-s-Farting-Problem
I fucking hate you /vp/

help
save me from this hell
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11927019/1/Pokemon-Diaper-story

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>>31573983
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11773281/1/We-Are-A-Demon

>She sneaks past the owner of the building and pulls back her cloak again revealing the child to the outside. Taking the kid in both hands she places him on the bedside nightstand. A cocky smile comes on her face. She sets the alarm on the night stand to 3 minutes ahead and puts it back down next to the child. Soon after she places a note she'd been carrying next to the clock She whispers "bye bye" as she waves to the kid her cocky smile still on her face. Sneaking past the psychic type she leaps out the window and goes down the fire escape. She put her paws in the air and thinks "freedom at last" and bolts of in the opposite direction of the building

This one is a keeper
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8063959/1/Fresh-Start