>NPC has lived in [town/region] their entire life >All

>>31571352
Missouri has lots of grass. Did you know the weather is unpredictable here?

>>31571352
Washington is really cool! Did you know that it rains a lot here?

>>31571352
Chicago has lots of murders! Did you know we're the murder capital of the country?

Ireland is really cool! Did you hear that the weather is absolute shit 99% of the time?

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>>31571352
West Virginia has lots of mountains... That's about it!

"This is Kansas!"

And thats it.

>>31571352
Amsterdam, that one other city known for it's canals. Did you come for hoes or weed?

>>31574690
>West Virginian
>Knowing how to use a computer or construct a grammatical sentence

Bullshit

>>31571352
Have you seen the Arch here in St. Louis?
It's called the Gateway to the West!

East TN is really cool! Did you know that we have the 5th worst air quality out of the 50 states?

>>31574654
kek

Technology is amazing! You can now shitpost on /vp/ using your laptop!

>>31574690
>not mentioning that everyone there is a mouth breathing inbred.