Good morrow scoundrels of VP
I grant you mercy for thy attention. I am hither to address a very serious problem with the Pokémon community. lest I vomit, I profess that I am completely repulsed by the sheer amount of sexualised depictions of children that exists on this board. I has't a young daughter who is fond of Pokémon and as a father it maketh me depress'd that one day the lady wilt cometh across you disgusting fiends on the internet. My greatest fear is that my young maiden wilt fall victim to your whims and engage in abominable roleplay with your kin on deviantART. Thou art all the censure for this widespread phenomena.
What, pray telleth, causes a person to becometh sexually attracted to fictional little girls from a children's franchise? Shame on thee! Wherefore don't thou bethink of the children? if 't be true that thou art a furry, ye should verily be ashamed of thyself and seek professional guidance for thy mental illness. I wilt not alloweth thee wicked and depraved scoundrels to corrupt my daughter with such lewd depictions of Pokémon characters.
>>31544365
You forgot to change "furry", OP.
For shame.
>>31544365
God damn it, this is going to become the new hot pasta that shits up this board, isn't it?
>>31544507
>>31544385
Leaveth and nev'r speaketh to me. Thou hath contributed nothing. Thou art nothing but loathed tissue of thy father's loins!
>>31544365
>Fixated on age
>Not asking why said characters are appealing or idealized.
Just for that, I'm gonna have Mallow in my next drawn fetish porn commission.
>>31545276
Filthy! Hath thy mother forsaken the love that the she foreswore to thee? Why thou globe of sinful continents, what a life dost thou lead!