>draw a generic seal >add forced "girly" features

To allow anyone with eyes to know you have never ever seen anything depicting a seal.

Also, glad to have you back Shitposter-chan.

>>31540527
never made this thread before...

>>31540502
It's a selkie that turns into a mermaid, anon
Also saging :^)

>>31540544
somebody post the archive collage

>after all this time
>People still call a sea lion a seal

>>31540502
>Draw a generic seal

I wish it looked like a sea lion, but it just looks more like a odd human/seal hybrid that looks too thin for what it's supposed to be, to get that mermaid look.

>Dat thin looking neck

Anatomy in general reminds me too much of Braixen/Delphox honestly.

>The possibility of seeing tiny sea lion ears gone due to giant starfish on each side

At least Brionne still resembles a sea lion.

>we could have gotten an elephant seal
>we could have gotten a literal elephant seal, more elephant than seal
>we could have gotten an asskicking clown
>we could have gotten a leopard seal
>we could have gotten a circus magician
>we could have gotten a monstrous walrus
>we could have gotten a strongman
>we could have gotten a badass giant sea lion
>we could have gotten poseidon
>we could have gotten a psychic water balloon levitating seal
>we could have gotten a circus headmaster
>we could have gotten a top heavy bodybuilding seal
>we could have gotten a water/dark malevolent jester
>we could have gotten a kaiju seal
>we could have gotten a fighting type based off a professional swimmer

>but instead we get a fucking shitty singing mermaid with the ugliest design ever

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>>31540544

>>31540502
I doubt Tumblrina Poster is one person.

>>31540596
Nice copy pasta

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>>31540561

>Make a generic complaint about stupid pokemon noone will ever shut the fuck up about
>Force the exact same image over and over again
>Call it a thread
Why is this allowed?

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>draw a generic seal
>call it a pokemon

why is this allowed?

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>>31540669
>Someone was autistic enough to make a collage

>>31540669
>>31540673
Obvious samefag

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>draw a seal
>call it a pokemon

>>31540669
The fact that you bothered to point out that he's making repeating threads arguably makes you far more autistic than OP ever could be.

>>31540704
This.

>>31540669
Damn you're pathetic. Don't you have anything better to do?

>>31540704
The fact that you bothered to reply makes you Autisto the king of the aspies

>>31540718
The fact that you bothered to reply makes you Autisto the king of the aspies

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>>31540689
>>31540704
>>31540713
Number of posters never went up
Nice damage control, OP

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>>31540596
>Copy pasta

Some of these also are repeating the same intention (clown/jester) too often. I mean, I would have loved a sea lion clown, that's what I'd fucking love, like the one that shall not be named, but you also got to get out there and think out of the box as well. Although some of these are a bit interesting.

Alas, the damage is done, enough sulking about it. Mermaid seals for everyone. It's a fucking mon out of 800+, appreciate the rest.

>>31540718
Replying takes no effort at all, nothing autistic about it. Making a collage of posts, on the other hand, takes an autismal amount of effort, and only autists would put in an autismal amount of effort.

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>>31540718
BTFOED
>>31540735

>>31540735

not that anon, but it's not that much effort if there are really that many threads about it and all you have to do is copy paste into freaking Paint

>t. person who has seen far too many of these threads, enough to see at least one every time I come in here

>>31540669
thank you

I'm more mad about how GF made every Primarina you encounter in-game female.

>>31540696
>>31540680
Cute Seels.

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>>31540689
>>31540704
>>31540713

If you're going to samefag at least wait a little bit before you make another reply so it won't be so obvious.

>>31540814

I thought Hau's was male or am I misremembering

>>31540502
it's allowed cause it's cute.

>>31540841
No, you're right. Thank fuck for that, at least.

>>31540834
this guy >>31540761 is also him. It's almost sad lol

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>>31540502
>forced girly features

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>Draw a generic bird
>Add no new features to it
>Call it a "Pokemon"

Why is this allowed?

>>31540713
nice samefagging op
kys

>obvious samefagging
>still making this thread

Inb4 "I was just pretending to be retarded"

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>>31540502
>draw a generic seal
>add forced horn to it
>Call it a Pokemon

That's actually a sea lion
Seals cant use their flippers to stand because they're too fat

Is Primarina's cry that whistle they used in Navy ships?

>>31540730
>like the one that shall not be named
BALLIO GALE OF DARKNESS

>>31540979
found the underage

>>31540689
>>Someone was autistic enough to make a collage
didn't realize taking a screenshot of an archive website was autism now

>>31540680
>>31540696
>>31541074
Gewuiners

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>draw my mom's toucan
>make it angery
>call it a pokemon
why is this allowed?

>>31543095
because Gamefreak are lazy douches

>>31540502
>make it lowkey a tranny so tumblrfags woulr gorge

why is this allowed

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>draw a girl
>call it a Pokemon

???

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This board was a mistake.

Video games were a mistake.

>>31543213
Civilization was a mistake

>>31540663
>>31540730
Not that anon, but it being copypasta does that make it wrong

>>31543244

Keep crying forever, Balliofag.

>>31543417
you too primarinafucker

>>31540957
Muh gen 1 can do no wrong.

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>>31543438

I'm crying with happiness that Primarina turned out to be real, so thanks!

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>>31543244
>WAHHH WHY DIDN'T GAMEFREAK GIVE ME SOMETHING MANLY OR EDGY

>>31540502
It's a sea lion and mermaid you dipshit.

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>>31543213
Hey...You can always hang out in /v/ if you think this place is bad.

>>31540696
Muh genwun

>>31542895
it's just sylveon's cry sped up

Primarina thread
>"Tumblrina.gif" >>31540502
>"autism.png" >>31540669

Every fucking time.

>>31543465
exactly, the tranny seal turned out to be real.

>>31540502
>draw a generic seal

Seel-line is generic, even its name is generic.

Primarina is actually a pretty creative design, she looks unique.

>>31544274
>Primarina is actually a pretty creative design, she looks unique.
because is based on a femenine design

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i love her so damn much

>>31540735

That fact that you can't tell he's baiting you and that everyone knows it takes no effort to post but you feel the need to point it out to that person anyway proves your autism.

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>>31543028

He said it.

>>31540596
Most of these possibilities are just the same kind of "Gender Pandering" designs except they lean more to the male aesthetic instead of a female aesthetic

>>31546485
Male aesthetic is acceptable unlike the female aesthetic because starters are 87.5% male.

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>>31546317