>https://randompokemon.com >turn natures on >genera

>>31537500
>lonely skarmory
I think I'll do alright.

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Fucked by a Sea Slug

>>31537515
Nice

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At least it's happy about it.

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pls

>>31537554
Lmao

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>>31537500
We'd huddle together at night for warmth and it'd keep us safe from predators with its spray.

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>>31537500

Wow, I'm home free! We're just gonna chill and build all sorts of camp shit.

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Ok...

>>31537500
>rash bounsweet
She's probably going to get herself eaten before we can even do anything

>>31537575
Fuck, this would be comfy

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Oh no

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Well he is being careful, so I do appreciate that
But having to lug that mega stone everywhere means he can't hold anything else while we're trying to survive

>Naughty Happiny
conflicted

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fuck

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Naughty Xatu

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Meet my wife

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We'd bro it the fuck up while following the North Star.

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>>31537500
>refusing to be persuaded or to change one's mind.
So I'm its bitch?

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>Literally crushes anything that threatens us

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Things could either go very well or very badly.

>>31537575
I got a Conkeldurr too, but mines a timid nature.

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> Brave Mime Jr

....Well, this is going to be interesting. It's small and helpless but tries to be brave. Eventually it starts to mimic me and BOOM- I have a full blown Mr Mime on my hands.

Should prove useful if I can survive long enough for it to evolve and I can keep it away from poisoned things.

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I don't think we'll be lost long

>>31537500
>docile alola raichu

Not too bad.

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Just fine

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god dammit

>relaxed golduck
oh please no

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>>31537500
>Naive Steenee
Well I'm probably not the one who's fucked. I hear mangosteens are juicy.

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>>31537500
It will be a short lived adventure.

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>>31537500
Literally dead while this fucker just eats whatever he finds interesting

>>31537515
>>31537642
>tfw you don't even need lube and lotion for this trial

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>>31537500
What can this snowman otter possibly do?
Can I eat it?

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>>31537500
>https://randompokemon.com
>mega rayquaza help me I'm lost and assumable far from cilization for miles
>fug

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>>31537777

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>>31537500
Goli is an alright dude.

>>31537796
> Snowman otter

It can bring you fish and things!

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i-i dont want a bee waifu

>>31537500
>Modest Phantump
I think this is the best possible outcome.

Jolly Froakie.
We're going to get on well, but we're kinda fucked.

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fuck

>>31537500
>Relaxed Vespiquen
>eat her honey
>get berries for her
>have tender sex

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>>31537500
Works for me. I bet it doesn't know any jokes though...

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>>31537500
30 YEARS

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>>31537500
It'll be good

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This will be the most comfortable adventure. Softest dragon making sure nothing hurts us while it flies us back to civilization while I get to relax on a bed of clouds.

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..........................good

>Mild Wormadam Plant
100% fucked

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>>31537500
I don't think much will be accomplished

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To be honest? We'd get along decently and being a forest dwelling pokemon it probably knows the lay of the land pretty well... But let's face it, if we're in danger it's not gonna be much help in a battle.

>Bold Tapu Lele

Well, I'm pretty passive and pessimistic, so we'd actually balance each other out.

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>>31537500
I love this little guy. I could let him sit on my head on windy days and he can help me forage for edible plants.

>>31538587
They can predict weather too, which would be incredibly useful.

>quiet mega alakazam

We can make it

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u-uh... guys? help?

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JUST

I'M FUCKED

>Rash Electivire
Oh baby if this thing has the punches I'm set. This great ape was my main monster in Gen IV.

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I think I did pretty good. A great survival buddy and a moderately strong poke.

Hasty flaffy

I could do worse

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So ontop of this thing just wanting to play all day i'm gonna spend the whole time getting sassed. FUCK.

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>>31537500
>far from civilization
Did I end up in mexico?

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Fucker'll draw dicks on me when I'm asleep, I bet.

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We will die, but at least he will try i guuess

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>>31537500
Better than expected

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Uh, I don't know? At least it can poison shit and maybe understand something about plants. Seems like a cool guy.

>>31537500
>Mild Ninjask
Should be pretty ok.

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>scared of me
>can run faster than me

Well shit.

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as long as it's relaxed in a good way and not a bad way this should be ez

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:/

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muh dick

>>31537500
>serious Dartrix
Well, it's certainly not my favourite mon, but it'll definitely be useful for survival in the forest. He probably knows what he's doing and has the determination to get it done.

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Useful for letting it do stealth operations but i don't know what it wants when it's quiet.

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I think I'll be just fine

>>31537682
Shit, you don't need to worry about surviving.
You could make a new universe or two.

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>>31537500
>Bashful Kricketot
Great. A shy and useless cricket. At least it will make good bait when I have to hunt for food.

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This brave puppy and I are going to survive.

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>Smoochum
>will try to do "naughty" shit with me
>it's a baby mon so it can't do anything in battle

Im fucked

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>>31537500
>grooming a kirlia fuck doll

Things could be worse.

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>>31537500

LITerally LIT

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>>31537500
We'll get along, even do we're kinda fucked.

>>31541156
>even do
*Though.

>Adamant Litleo
well at least it's something

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>>31538827
Jackpot.

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...I'm fine with this.

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>>31537500
>How fucked are you?
no idea, literally

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Muh sassy duck.
Was hoping for a flying type that could carry me up up and away.

>Serious Primal Groudon
o my fuck.

Well if Desolate Land doesn't kill me instantly it'll just kill me slowly from thirst.

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We'll be fine as long as it stays in the GODDAMN BAG

>>31537777
Checked

>>31537777
Waste of quads

>Docile Golurk
No problems whatsoever.

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>>31541267
The sex will be good, but stuck in a forest with HER I don't know how long we could survive

>Rash Mega Mewtwo Y
I'm doomed.

>>31537500
>Timid Seedot
...Does it evolve? Otherwise please kill me

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there will only be some yelling instead of constant yelling.

>>31537500
>Modest mega Mawile
I think we'll get along just fine. Won't be hitting shit too hard though.

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>>31537500
OHOHOHOHO MAH BOY
We'll be alright! I'd appreciate his jolly company! A true gentleman! We'll drink tree sap by a bonfire and tell stories of old!

>Rash Muk
It might randomly decide to kill me, but it'll probably try to head towards a city in search of trash so that's good.

>>31537500
>Calm Dratini
I mean, I don't think a smol snek can manage to do much until (and if) it evolves but at least it's a pretty chill one

>hasty chingling

i die in the forest

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Should be easy.

>Sassy Pidgey
okay

>Naughty Furret
What

>>31537500
>serious typhlosion
I'll be back in civilisation in no time

>>31539791
God it's so fucking cute

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Haven't played S/M yet, but this one seems pretty cute. I don't know about our survival chances though...

>>31537500
>bold kabutops
As long as it isn't filled with grass types I will be fine. It can cut shit and hunt.

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I don't think I'd have it any other way.

>>31545849

That's a mythical.

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>>31537500
Now, if someone gets a NFE, can it evolve.
Guess I just fly home.

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Assuming he doesn't do anything rash, I should be just fine.

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>>31537500
Not too sure I think I'd have decent chances

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Got a nice spider bro to catch food with and provide water

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>>31537500
I think I'll be okay.

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>>31537500
Cute, but with some encouragement and some protecting from me, we'll make it.

>>31537500
>Calm Piloswine

I think we will do pretty OK, it will probably understand that I need to eat something other than berries and leaves to survive so it would probably help me hunt, all we would really have to do is find a stream, find the ocean, follow it South and find civilization.

I also can only imagine what it would be like to snuggle with it for warmth at night. Yes it's an ice type but that doesn't mean it's cold.

>>31538648
if you don't bring your car you'll be fine

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So I guess I get lost when camping in winter

At least he's quiet

>Sassy Solgaleo
we'd be friends AND he'd be able to kill everything.
perfect

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>>31537500

>>31537500
Swadloon
>It tells me where the exist is and hazards
>Protect it from birds and fire
>Evolves and the way out